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Procrastination!
I feel my life is better
by being lazy.
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By being lazy
I have discovered a truth:
I don't need that much.
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I don't need that much
to tell me that
I am happy to be here now
The journey of a thousand miles begins with a broken fan belt and a leaky tire.
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(umm... the last five syllables here are "-py to be here now"... not sure how to proceed ... BTW, a haiku has lines of 5, 7, and 5 syllables ... okay, it's just a game ... I'll go with ...)

Happy to be here
now that those laundry haikus
are put behind us.
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Are put behind us?
All of the things that we've done?
well, we must be dead.
I thought you were a ripe grape
a cabernet sauvignon
a bottle in the cellar
the kind you keep for a really long time
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Well, we must be dead.
Kinda dark, crampy, silent.
Yeah, being dead sucks.
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Yeah, being dead sucks.
Nobody to hug or kiss
You can't sing or dance
[spoiler]"...the loveliness of the Land has only grown more precious to me as my senses have been
opened...To turn homeward now would be to pass from treasure-berries to dust."
-- Liand to Linden [P324 Runes][/spoiler]
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You can't sing or dance.
You must leave your friends behind.
they're no friends of mine!


(Grrr....now I have the song that's based on stuck in my head!)
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"they're no friends of mine!"
screamed the Pumpkin King out loud
they did not know him.
[spoiler]"...the loveliness of the Land has only grown more precious to me as my senses have been
opened...To turn homeward now would be to pass from treasure-berries to dust."
-- Liand to Linden [P324 Runes][/spoiler]
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Post by The Pumpkin King »

They did not know him
All he could do was wiggle;
The man of jello.

(And, I mean jello as in..JELLO. Like, green, bouncy. Not, like, a metaphor for obesity. It's much more funny that way.)
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The man of jello
green, bouncy, and worth the wait
he can make you smile
[spoiler]"...the loveliness of the Land has only grown more precious to me as my senses have been
opened...To turn homeward now would be to pass from treasure-berries to dust."
-- Liand to Linden [P324 Runes][/spoiler]
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He can make you smile.
Well, unless he makes you frown.
He's just weird like that.
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He's just weird like that
when you think he is normal
he surprises you
[spoiler]"...the loveliness of the Land has only grown more precious to me as my senses have been
opened...To turn homeward now would be to pass from treasure-berries to dust."
-- Liand to Linden [P324 Runes][/spoiler]
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He surprises you,
With that massive death-robot;
Silly pincer-arms.
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Silly pincer-arms
cannot caress or hug you
but lobster tastes good
[spoiler]"...the loveliness of the Land has only grown more precious to me as my senses have been
opened...To turn homeward now would be to pass from treasure-berries to dust."
-- Liand to Linden [P324 Runes][/spoiler]
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But lobster tastes good,
though they are rats of the sea.
Tofu is for me!
I thought you were a ripe grape
a cabernet sauvignon
a bottle in the cellar
the kind you keep for a really long time
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Tofu is for me!
salad with croutons for you,
we both love desert.
[spoiler]"...the loveliness of the Land has only grown more precious to me as my senses have been
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-- Liand to Linden [P324 Runes][/spoiler]
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We both love dessert
Because Life is uncertain
we should eat it first!
I thought you were a ripe grape
a cabernet sauvignon
a bottle in the cellar
the kind you keep for a really long time
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we should eat it first!
cookies, cake, icecream; yummy!
Could you pick just one?
[spoiler]"...the loveliness of the Land has only grown more precious to me as my senses have been
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Post by drew »

Could you pick just one?
Cho and Khat;the same person.
They both are so sweet
I thought you were a ripe grape
a cabernet sauvignon
a bottle in the cellar
the kind you keep for a really long time
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