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duchess of malfi wrote:S&M
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in his books
featuring hot girls in skin tight red leather.
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I don't know of Brooks having anything similar, though
I am certainly no expert on either of them
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Menolly wrote:Where is LF? I'm pretty sure his Wii is online.
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thefirst wrote:Sorry to hear about your headaches, I've had a lot of problems with those since I was rear-ended last year.

God, I'm going to pay for this......
Dandelion don't tell no lies
Dandelion will make you wise
Tell me if she laughs or cries
Blow away dandelion

I'm afraid there's no denying
I'm just a dandelion
a fate I don't deserve.

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dlbpharmd wrote: Up yours, Trojan lover!
Dandelion don't tell no lies
Dandelion will make you wise
Tell me if she laughs or cries
Blow away dandelion

I'm afraid there's no denying
I'm just a dandelion
a fate I don't deserve.

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Seareach wrote:
Do you have a big gun...
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say giving people a certain amount of time to "find their feet" or whatever.

- avatar said that
Lenin, Marx
Marx, Lennon
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Sorus wrote:Walked right into that one
I thought you were a ripe grape
a cabernet sauvignon
a bottle in the cellar
the kind you keep for a really long time
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pudding
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CovenantJr wrote
Eater of Sausage
Rob

"Progress is made. Be warned."
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Menolly wrote:
tried my first ever "double-double" (will need to try it "animal" next time)
Ooo-la-la!!!
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rdhopeca wrote:I would like to have sexual relations with Sgt Null
8O 8O 8O 8O 8O 8O
I thought you were a ripe grape
a cabernet sauvignon
a bottle in the cellar
the kind you keep for a really long time
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drew wrote:
rdhopeca wrote:I would like to have sexual relations with Sgt Null
8O 8O 8O 8O 8O 8O
ok I'll ask....where's the double meaning here? I thought I was being pretty straightforward.
Rob

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touche
I thought you were a ripe grape
a cabernet sauvignon
a bottle in the cellar
the kind you keep for a really long time
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drew wrote:
rdhopeca wrote:I would like to have sexual relations with Sgt Null
8O 8O 8O 8O 8O 8O
how did i miss this???

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Cameraman Jenn wrote:About to dive in tonight to the crippled one
I thought you were a ripe grape
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the kind you keep for a really long time
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sgt.null wrote: how did i miss this???

:biggrin: :biggrin: :biggrin: :biggrin: :biggrin:
Rob

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Friend of my said this:
I love wood!
Her boyfriend later that day said to another friend of mine:
My goo is thicker than yours.
8O
Don't ask me how he knew that!
"Branches spread and tree trunks grow
Through rain and heat and snow and cold:
Though wide world's winds untimely blow,
And earthquakes rock and cliff unseal,

My leaves grow green and seedlings bloom
Since days before the Earth was old
And Time began its walk to doom,
The Forests world's bare rock anneal,

Forbidding dusty waste and death
I am the Land's Creator's hold:
I inhale all expiring breath,
And breath out life to bind and heal.

But ax and fire leave me dead.
I know the hate of hands grown bold.
Depart to save your heart-sap's red:
My hate knows neither rest nor weal."

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Best accidental double entendre I ever said:
Cambo wrote:Every pussy has a snapping point
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The Lorefest III - At Richards thread in General SRD Discussion is essentially a an extended series of very intentional double entendres from this point on.
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vain said :

I am looking at a different solution and can hopefully get it up
Lenin, Marx
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