The Double Entendre Game - Mature Audiences Only

Post by **Savor Dam** » Mon Mar 03, 2014 11:51 pm

Your rind may be soft and your flesh tender, indeed, of the vinest kind, but your stouter stalks may splinter if they get dry enough.

So (in the spirit of the thread), may your stalk always have occasion to remain moist.

Post by **ussusimiel** » Tue Mar 04, 2014 1:17 am

Eeewh! I felt icky enough writing my post, but now I feel positively grimy! Maybe, I'm not as mature as I thought I was!

Still, all this fertilizer should help my bulbous marrow to lengthen, become firm and also cause it to tumesce nicely!

u.

Post by **Savor Dam** » Tue Mar 04, 2014 3:22 am

That, u, is one of the few advantages of being a herd-beast "of a certain age", albeit of uncertain maturity.

While my spice usually do not engage in the same sort of wordplay I am known for, they refer to this aspect of my personality as "satyr but wiser."

Of course, they also will bemoan in the next breath that fact that I am "such a guy..."

Post by **Icarus Unfallen** » Wed Aug 20, 2014 4:43 pm

lorin wrote: I like Ananda's Softy better.

Post by **lorin** » Wed Aug 20, 2014 4:45 pm

Icarus Unfallen wrote:
lorin wrote: I like Ananda's Softy better.

Ha!!!!! funny!

Post by **Frostheart Grueburn** » Wed Aug 20, 2014 5:39 pm

Icarus Unfallen wrote:
lorin wrote: I like Ananda's Softy better.

Ananda has been a...flaccid guy all this time and not one of those promiscuous blonde Swedesses?

Post by **Ananda** » Thu Aug 21, 2014 12:03 am

Frostheart Grueburn wrote:
Icarus Unfallen wrote:
lorin wrote: I like Ananda's Softy better.
Ananda has been a...flaccid guy all this time and not one of those promiscuous blonde Swedesses?

I'm not blonde at the moment, so there is that. But, you people need to calm yourselves: I don't want to have to hose you down because I might get a bit wet if I do.

Post by **Dread Poet Jethro** » Thu Aug 21, 2014 12:51 am

Ananda denied
Just one of the adjectives
What shall we conclude?

Post by **rdhopeca** » Thu Aug 21, 2014 3:06 am

Ananda wrote:
Frostheart Grueburn wrote:
Icarus Unfallen wrote:
Ananda has been a...flaccid guy all this time and not one of those promiscuous blonde Swedesses?

I'm not blonde at the moment, so there is that. But, you people need to calm yourselves: I don't want to have to hose you down because I might get a bit wet if I do.

I am unclear how such an assertion could do anything to encourage calmness on those of us who might be open to said "hosing down" and the accompanying result.

Post by **Ananda** » Fri Aug 22, 2014 7:21 pm

Softy wrote:Well, as you are the prevailing professional of ur-vile-lore, particularly their hawt orgies involving manacles and puissant daggers, why don't you expand and enlarge the article?

Isn't that the job for a fluffer?

Post by **rdhopeca** » Tue Aug 26, 2014 5:03 am

Ananda wrote:
Softy wrote:Well, as you are the prevailing professional of ur-vile-lore, particularly their hawt orgies involving manacles and puissant daggers, why don't you expand and enlarge the article?
Isn't that the job for a fluffer?

Or a particularly feisty Waynhim.

Post by **sgt.null** » Tue Aug 26, 2014 10:52 am

is this were I come in?

Post by **rdhopeca** » Sun Aug 31, 2014 4:52 am

One supposes one could acquire excellent "fluffer" skills in your neck of the woods...

Post by **ussusimiel** » Tue Sep 02, 2014 11:42 pm

rdhopeca wrote:One supposes one could acquire excellent "fluffer" skills in your neck of the woods...

Well I suppose if the neck grabbing is an essential part of 'fluffing'...?

Post by **Hashi Lebwohl** » Wed Sep 03, 2014 3:12 am

There are two way to successfully engage in the art of neck grabbing. One is done when you work up a sweat, your fingers moving quickly but lightly up and down then back and forth. The other is done after the sweating is over and you wish to cool down, gently grabbing the neck and hoisting that which is attached to your parched mouth, salivating in anticipation.

Post by **ussusimiel** » Wed Sep 03, 2014 12:55 pm

That is so bad, it's brilliant! I had to read it a number of time before I realised that it wasn't just straight-up p**n

You get a trending on the Watch mention for this.

[On topic:]

I said 'straight-up' *Beavis and Butthead laugh*

u.

Post by **michaelm** » Wed Sep 03, 2014 2:13 pm

aliantha wrote:Anybody can join in, so feel free to stop by on a Friday and give it a go.

Post by **Frostheart Grueburn** » Wed Sep 03, 2014 3:38 pm

Good gods, two months back Squishy was frowning at bawdy jests and now handing out awards for telling the very offensive!

What befell in Fe after I had departed?

Ananda wrote:
Softy wrote:Well, as you are the prevailing professional of ur-vile-lore, particularly their hawt orgies involving manacles and puissant daggers, why don't you expand and enlarge the article?
Isn't that the job for a fluffer?

So A. made a triple-entendre out of a deliberate double-entendre...and yet in the end, she never did tend to the article that yearned for some expansion.

What a teaser.

Post by **rdhopeca** » Sat Sep 20, 2014 4:57 am

"Squishy" ???? that's a double entendre all on its own...

Post by **sgt.null** » Sat Sep 20, 2014 5:55 am

sgt.null wrote:Lucimay: mrs.null had the good fortune to be beautiful, so I couldn't tell she was faking.

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