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TRC's "Pet my Plecostomus" thread gave me an idea for a game. The idea is to take a snippet of someone's totally innocent post and take it out of context so that it appears to be something risque or ribald. Sure it's very childish but it's alot of fun! I'll start:

This one's courtesy of Drew:
the Elohim were so scared that TC would rouse the Worm
:haha: I'm killing myself here!

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This may end up being the least popular thread in Mallory's Usurping the ABC Human Diseases thread.
War is an ugly thing, but not the ugliest of things. The decayed and degraded state of moral and patriotic feeling which thinks that nothing is worth war is much worse. The person who has nothing for which he is willing to fight, nothing which is more important than his own personal safety, is a miserable creature and has no chance of being free unless made and kept so by the exertions of better men than himself. John Stuart Mill
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Here, found another one...
dANdeLion wrote:We can't all have our own Star Wars forum to do it in, Revan
War is an ugly thing, but not the ugliest of things. The decayed and degraded state of moral and patriotic feeling which thinks that nothing is worth war is much worse. The person who has nothing for which he is willing to fight, nothing which is more important than his own personal safety, is a miserable creature and has no chance of being free unless made and kept so by the exertions of better men than himself. John Stuart Mill
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Myste wrote:I wash myself like a cat.
Can I watch?
Dandelion don't tell no lies
Dandelion will make you wise
Tell me if she laughs or cries
Blow away dandelion

I'm afraid there's no denying
I'm just a dandelion
a fate I don't deserve.

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Brinn wrote:Now if I could figure out how to get that damn poker into my...


8O
Dandelion don't tell no lies
Dandelion will make you wise
Tell me if she laughs or cries
Blow away dandelion

I'm afraid there's no denying
I'm just a dandelion
a fate I don't deserve.

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Brinn wrote: This one's courtesy of Drew:
the Elohim were so scared that TC would rouse the Worm
:haha: I'm killing myself here
thanks Brinn, thanks for ruining that post for me FOREVER :D

Okay here's one..they're not hard to find, if you look hard enough!!
Landwaster wrote:Ahh ... you'd be wanting a tame live one, then?
I thought you were a ripe grape
a cabernet sauvignon
a bottle in the cellar
the kind you keep for a really long time
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:haha:
fall far and well Pilots!
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Post by Brinn »

This one from Cornelius:
The Canadian government beating human beings...
Man, I thought Canada was somewhat of a Nanny state but isn't that taking it a little too far!!!
War is an ugly thing, but not the ugliest of things. The decayed and degraded state of moral and patriotic feeling which thinks that nothing is worth war is much worse. The person who has nothing for which he is willing to fight, nothing which is more important than his own personal safety, is a miserable creature and has no chance of being free unless made and kept so by the exertions of better men than himself. John Stuart Mill
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Here's one from Brinn. :) Makes you wonder what they've been doing at their on-line poker games. :twisted:
Brinn wrote:Sounds great! Dlb...can you take charge of that end?
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Fist and Faith wrote...

the way he's been corrupting Anakin all along
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"Hile Troy barely restrained an ejaculation"
"This is the grace that has been given to you - to bear what must be borne."
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Duchess: :haha: That might be the funniest one so far! Had me rolling.

Mr. KABC: Also a classic!

This from Danlo:
OOOOOOO! GRRRRRR! 8)
Draw your own conclusions! ;)
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I am so glad to see the creation of this thread. Now I have another excuse to peruse the archives (the ones that haven't been locked, and dig up some of our best Doubles, and put them to use.

I will be back with a valid post .
Count on it.
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a watch member * wrote:You were too fast for me danlo
* name not revealed to protect the innocent, but you can find it on page 200 of his profile.
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:LOLS: Duchess, what a mind you have!
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Here's one from Warmark in the Runes forum:
Warmark wrote:foul didnt know what kevin was there for until kevin started.
:haha: :haha::haha:
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"Hey, dad," croaked the vulture, "what are you eating?"
"Carrion, my wayward son."
"Will there be pieces when you are done?"
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:D :D :D :D :D :D :D :wink:
But if you're all about the destination, then take a fucking flight.
We're going nowhere slowly, but we're seeing all the sights.
And we're definitely going to hell, but we'll have all the best stories to tell.


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Lord Foul wrote:sore fannies!!! ONE MORE TIME
8O 8O 8O 8O 8O
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WOOOOOOOHOOOOOOO!!!!;)

Duchess, you're much to good at this game! ;)
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Ducky said:
I like subtly devious!
I thought you were a ripe grape
a cabernet sauvignon
a bottle in the cellar
the kind you keep for a really long time
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ChoChiyo wrote:I wonder if he's too big for a good smacking?
[spoiler]"...the loveliness of the Land has only grown more precious to me as my senses have been
opened...To turn homeward now would be to pass from treasure-berries to dust."
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