THOOLAH has come to redeem your mortal soul.
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THOOLAH has come to redeem your mortal soul.
Greetings, my Brothers and Sisters. I have come to spread the almighty word of The Holy Order of Linden Avery Haters. For too long we have lived in the shadow of the Linden Avery Support Guild. For countless ages we have quietly sat while the minions of the Queen of Inaction have dominated the discussion here at the Watch. For generations we have awaited patiently for a time when The Chronicles would no longer be plagued by the evil that is Linden Avery. We have waited while the unholy supporters of the Chosen have tried to convince us that Linden Avery really is a worthy successor to the great Thomas Covenant.
Well, to you my Brothers and Sisters, I say to you,
NO MORE!
No more shall we stand to listen to the lies preached by the Linden Avery Support Guild. No more shall we stand to accept a second rate character to continue on as a farce of a main character in the great Chronicles of Thomas Covenant. No more shall we hide our annoyance with the great Queen of Inaction, and her many forsaken qualities. The Chosen is eternally whiney and is forever complainey. She tricks us with pages and pages of endless thought, misjudgment, and a fear of taking action. We require a lead character who isn't afraid to shoot fireballs out of their ass and completely annihilate and destroy every living thing within a thirty mile radius in order to accomplish their goal, whatever it may or may not be. We require a lead character who leaps before they look, and who acts immediately in every situation, without even taking a nanosecond to consider the possibilities. The time for action has come! No more shall we sit around and "think" about what is going on! For the Way of Thought is the Way of Inaction, which is mandate of the unholy queen.
Now, my Brothers and Sisters, I am aware that many of you have fallen from the light. You have grown weak and have submitted yourselves to the foul teachings of the Linden Avery Support Guild. You have allowed yourselves to accept the fact that Linden Avery has been chosen to lead the story of the Chronicles, and there is nothing we can do to stop her reign of terror. You have given up hope that nothing can be done to save our mortal spirits. You have allowed yourselves to consider thinking the ultimate sin of proclamation: "Well, Linden Avery isn't too bad..."
But all is not lost, my Brothers and Sisters! For The Holy Order of Linden Avery Haters is here to back into the holy light. THOOLAH forgives you of your sins! We must join together and proclaim to all of the Watch our annoyance with the Queen of Inaction! We must organize to be One Body, and One Unified Voice, for this is the only way we may combat the evil that is the Linden Avery Support Guild. They may try to trick us and tell us that she is not that bad, but we will always know of the evils of the Queen of Inaction. We must remain strong in the face of Averyness!
I ask you, my Brothers and Sisters, to look within your hearts, and you will see the truth that is THOOLAH. If you feel confused and conflicted by what you have been told by the Linden Avery Support Guild, then speak to us, my Brothers and Sisters, and we will help you find the Way of Action, Way of Truth, and the Way of THOOLAH.
The Holy Creed of The Holy Order of Linden Avery Haters:
We shall denounce the many lies of the Linden Avery Support Guild
We shall be forever annoyed with the unholy ways of the Queen of Inaction
We shall be forever peeved with her tendency to over-analyze and whine until the cows come home
We shall await a time when then Chosen finally stops thinking and actually does something
Amen, my Brothers and Sisters. Our time has come.-jay
Well, to you my Brothers and Sisters, I say to you,
NO MORE!
No more shall we stand to listen to the lies preached by the Linden Avery Support Guild. No more shall we stand to accept a second rate character to continue on as a farce of a main character in the great Chronicles of Thomas Covenant. No more shall we hide our annoyance with the great Queen of Inaction, and her many forsaken qualities. The Chosen is eternally whiney and is forever complainey. She tricks us with pages and pages of endless thought, misjudgment, and a fear of taking action. We require a lead character who isn't afraid to shoot fireballs out of their ass and completely annihilate and destroy every living thing within a thirty mile radius in order to accomplish their goal, whatever it may or may not be. We require a lead character who leaps before they look, and who acts immediately in every situation, without even taking a nanosecond to consider the possibilities. The time for action has come! No more shall we sit around and "think" about what is going on! For the Way of Thought is the Way of Inaction, which is mandate of the unholy queen.
Now, my Brothers and Sisters, I am aware that many of you have fallen from the light. You have grown weak and have submitted yourselves to the foul teachings of the Linden Avery Support Guild. You have allowed yourselves to accept the fact that Linden Avery has been chosen to lead the story of the Chronicles, and there is nothing we can do to stop her reign of terror. You have given up hope that nothing can be done to save our mortal spirits. You have allowed yourselves to consider thinking the ultimate sin of proclamation: "Well, Linden Avery isn't too bad..."
But all is not lost, my Brothers and Sisters! For The Holy Order of Linden Avery Haters is here to back into the holy light. THOOLAH forgives you of your sins! We must join together and proclaim to all of the Watch our annoyance with the Queen of Inaction! We must organize to be One Body, and One Unified Voice, for this is the only way we may combat the evil that is the Linden Avery Support Guild. They may try to trick us and tell us that she is not that bad, but we will always know of the evils of the Queen of Inaction. We must remain strong in the face of Averyness!
I ask you, my Brothers and Sisters, to look within your hearts, and you will see the truth that is THOOLAH. If you feel confused and conflicted by what you have been told by the Linden Avery Support Guild, then speak to us, my Brothers and Sisters, and we will help you find the Way of Action, Way of Truth, and the Way of THOOLAH.
The Holy Creed of The Holy Order of Linden Avery Haters:
We shall denounce the many lies of the Linden Avery Support Guild
We shall be forever annoyed with the unholy ways of the Queen of Inaction
We shall be forever peeved with her tendency to over-analyze and whine until the cows come home
We shall await a time when then Chosen finally stops thinking and actually does something
Amen, my Brothers and Sisters. Our time has come.-jay
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Is it our fault that you lack the subtlety to appreciate the depth of character that SRD brings to us through Linden?
Don't worry Jay, as SRD has said, it is definately the Last Chronicles of Thomas Covenant, not the Chronicles of Linden Avery. The hero that you are unable to see beyond will be back soon.
Don't worry Jay, as SRD has said, it is definately the Last Chronicles of Thomas Covenant, not the Chronicles of Linden Avery. The hero that you are unable to see beyond will be back soon.
You do not hear, and so you cannot be redeemed.
In the name of their ancient pride and humiliation, they had made commitments with no possible outcome except bereavement.
He knew only that they had never striven to reject the boundaries of themselves.
In the name of their ancient pride and humiliation, they had made commitments with no possible outcome except bereavement.
He knew only that they had never striven to reject the boundaries of themselves.
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THOOLAH!
THOOLAH!
THOOLAH!
Long live The Holy Order of Linden Avery Haters!
But beware those who have praised her in the past only to disown her now. These will seek to infiltrate our ranks and attempt to poison us from within! Accept to quarter!
Damn Linden Avery, damn her to HELL!!
Long live The Holy Order of Linden Avery Haters!
THOOLAH!
THOOLAH!
Long live The Holy Order of Linden Avery Haters!
But beware those who have praised her in the past only to disown her now. These will seek to infiltrate our ranks and attempt to poison us from within! Accept to quarter!
Damn Linden Avery, damn her to HELL!!
Long live The Holy Order of Linden Avery Haters!
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Make a ladder out of her!
- The Witch Linden Avery
Angry Mob: "We've found a witch, may we burn her?"
King jay: "Bring her forward." (Examines the girl) "How do you know she
is a witch?"
Angry Mob: "Well, she looks like one"
The Witch: "They dressed me up like this.... and this isn't my nose, it's a false one."
King jay: "Did you dress her up like this?"
Angry Mob: "NO...No.... a bit, a bit. We did do the nose"
King jay: "The nose....?"
Angry Mob: "And the hat, but she is a witch. Look she's got a wart."
King jay: "What makes you think that she is a witch?"
Angry Mob: "What, she turned me into a newt."
King jay: "A newt?"
Angry Mob: "........... i got better."
"BURN HER ANYWAY!!!! BURN HER!!!!"
King jay: "Quiet, quiet! There are ways of telling whether she is a witch."
Angry Mob: "There are??? Are there??? Tell us. Tell us. Do they hurt?"
King jay: "Tell me, what do you do with witches?"
Angry Mob: "Burn Them!"
King jay: "And what do you burn apart from witches?"
Angry Mob: "More witches!" (peasant gets slapped)
Angry Mob: "Wood!"
King jay: "So, why do witches burn?"
Angry Mob: "Because they're made of... wood?"
King jay: "Good! So how do we tell whether she is made of wood?"
Angry Mob: "Build a bridge out of her!"
King jay: "Ahh, but can you not also make bridges out of stone?"
Angry Mob: "Oh ya."
King jay: "Tell me, Does wood sink in water?"
Angry Mob: "No, no, it floats."
Angry Mob: "Throw her into the pond!"
King jay: "What also floats in water?"
Angry Mob: "Bread, apples, very small rocks, cider, gravy, cherries, mud, churches, lead..."
King vain: "A duck!"
King jay: "Exactly! So, logically....."
Angry Mob: "If she weighs the same as a duck, she's made of wood."
King jay: "And therefore?"
Angry Mob: "A Witch!"
Hey! we need a THOOLAH membership icon or something in the shop, hhmmm?
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do you say THOO-lah, like hooyah?
[Linden and Elena, beaten and bruised, laying on the track in various postitions of inertness, wheels spinning, while TC skates slowly around the arena to the sound of the crowd's burgeoning chorus...Cov-e-nant, Cov-e-nant, Cov-e-nant]
[Linden and Elena, beaten and bruised, laying on the track in various postitions of inertness, wheels spinning, while TC skates slowly around the arena to the sound of the crowd's burgeoning chorus...Cov-e-nant, Cov-e-nant, Cov-e-nant]
you're more advanced than a cockroach,
have you ever tried explaining yourself
to one of them?
~ alan bates, the mothman prophecies
i've had this with actors before, on the set,
where they get upset about the [size of my]
trailer, and i'm always like...take my trailer,
cause... i'm from Kentucky
and that's not what we brag about.
~ george clooney, inside the actor's studio
a straight edge for legends at
the fold - searching for our
lost cities of gold. burnt tar,
gravel pits. sixteen gears switch.
Haphazard Lucy strolls by.
~ dennis r wood ~
have you ever tried explaining yourself
to one of them?
~ alan bates, the mothman prophecies
i've had this with actors before, on the set,
where they get upset about the [size of my]
trailer, and i'm always like...take my trailer,
cause... i'm from Kentucky
and that's not what we brag about.
~ george clooney, inside the actor's studio
a straight edge for legends at
the fold - searching for our
lost cities of gold. burnt tar,
gravel pits. sixteen gears switch.
Haphazard Lucy strolls by.
~ dennis r wood ~
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Yeah, and I'd also promote the rather charmingly named group SACOFMWRITMOAB...
Stop Anele Crunching Out Fifty-Minute Whining Reminiscences In The Middle Of A Battle - group!
Stop Anele Crunching Out Fifty-Minute Whining Reminiscences In The Middle Of A Battle - group!
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Yeah. Him and Elena.amanibhavam wrote:Yeah, and I'd also promote the rather charmingly named group SACOFMWRITMOAB...
Stop Anele Crunching Out Fifty-Minute Whining Reminiscences In The Middle Of A Battle - group!
Hey, wait a sec...
Elena - Anele
Elena - anelE
Did anybody ever notice...
All lies and jest
Still a man hears what he wants to hear
And disregards the rest -Paul Simon
Still a man hears what he wants to hear
And disregards the rest -Paul Simon
POOP! I love Linden Avery! I don't know why people call her a whiner... TC was always the whiner in my mind's eye. At least Linden wants to take action, instead of moping around all day telling people "don't touch me"...
She's a good, strong character, and like all good physicians, she wants to examine the desease before administering a cure. SO GIVE THE POOR WOMAN A BREAK!
The books are giong to 'rock' with her in them!
Thus I will start the I.L.L.A. group (I Love Linden Avery). The line starts here.......
.........
hello.........?
........ uh, anyone else?..........
...line... starting here..............
...anyone?............
She's a good, strong character, and like all good physicians, she wants to examine the desease before administering a cure. SO GIVE THE POOR WOMAN A BREAK!
The books are giong to 'rock' with her in them!
Thus I will start the I.L.L.A. group (I Love Linden Avery). The line starts here.......
.........
hello.........?
........ uh, anyone else?..........
...line... starting here..............
...anyone?............
~...with a floating smile and a light blue sponge...~
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Aye, long live THOOLAH! And slightly live SACOFMWRITMOAB!High Lord Tolkien wrote:THOOLAH!
THOOLAH!
THOOLAH!
Long live The Holy Order of Linden Avery Haters!
But beware those who have praised her in the past only to disown her now. These will seek to infiltrate our ranks and attempt to poison us from within! Accept to quarter!
Damn Linden Avery, damn her to HELL!!
Long live The Holy Order of Linden Avery Haters!
I am, and have always been, a Linden hater. This will remain unchanged.
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All Hail Thoolah!
All Hail SACOFMWRITMOAB!
Um, I liked Elena. At least, I liked watching her fail. I'll have to opt out of the Elena-haters' club on that technicality.
All Hail SACOFMWRITMOAB!
Um, I liked Elena. At least, I liked watching her fail. I'll have to opt out of the Elena-haters' club on that technicality.
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