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Wayfriend wrote:
In The Gradual Interview was wrote:
From my perspective, I don't write about "broken" females, I write about "broken" people.

(12/03/2005)[/i]
Take that, THOOLAH! Whatever he's talking about, I'm sure it's Bad News for your misogynest club! :bang:
Whoah!
Hang on.
THOOLAH is not a "misogynist" club.
Women are beautiful baby!
THOOLAH *is* specifically about hating Linden though.
If she was a man or an ur-Vile or an asexual Forestal we'd hate her just the same.

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misogynist.


-signed, the spelling police :shifty:
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kin to the dream police?
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they're waiting for me they're coming for me every single night and day
they're drivin me insane
those spelling bees in my brain.....
you're more advanced than a cockroach,
have you ever tried explaining yourself
to one of them?
~ alan bates, the mothman prophecies


i've had this with actors before, on the set,
where they get upset about the [size of my]
trailer, and i'm always like...take my trailer,
cause... i'm from Kentucky
and that's not what we brag about.
~ george clooney, inside the actor's studio


a straight edge for legends at
the fold - searching for our
lost cities of gold. burnt tar,
gravel pits. sixteen gears switch.
Haphazard Lucy strolls by.
~ dennis r wood ~
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good night watch....
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Post by matrixman »

I love that Cheap Trick album! Oh, do you mean the band Dream Police? Ack. Not interested.

Now why is this THOOLAH thread getting more response than my Linden-friendly thread? And why do I keep posting here to encourage it? :screwy:
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WCTBJDWTAT?

Why can't the Bloodguard just do what they are told?


I like Linden, although I may be in the minority.
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join I.L.L.A.!!! :lol:
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we have cookies and punch here Spring. join us.
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mmm...cookies are tempting but not sure about the punch-whats in it?Linden Avery's stewed tongue and i'm in!
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erm, kool-aid and a wee nip of vodka. Sarge is a vegetarian after all.
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Behold, my Brothers and Sisters, as the almighty THOOLAH topic has reached a POWERFUL 7 pages! We stand strong and united before the pathetic and pitiful 2 page Linden Lover topic! :twisted: Bwa ha ha, and all of that jazz.-jay ;)
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Quality over quantity, my friend!

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The greatness of this thread lies in the fact that it would most likely make Linden cry,have a fit of indesisiveness,followed by a long essay on feelings of inadaquacy brought about by childhood events.That my friends makes this thread great.
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still going strong!
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Post by Reisheiruhime »

*slaps Ogre* 'Tis not polite to moon.

Er, what?

Oh, yes. Well, they're all crazy from MY pov. Call me mad if you will (which I am, incidentally) but that's how I've worked it out. Everyone is insane. In fact, Lord Foul is the only truly sane one. No, wait, change that. The trees-- no, maybe not. Creator/beggar...

Okay, too much psychoanalyzing today! I'll try to figure this jumble out when I'm slightly less... crosseyed w/confusion. :roll:

*The first annual Throw a Stick at Linden Festival will be Monday, December 12, 2005, an 5 PM Eastern time, in which all members of THOOLAH are invited to embrace their hate of the dreaded Linden by constructing a realistic Linden doll and then bashing it to tiny bits with large sticks. Thank you.*
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do w3e bring our own sticks, or are they provided?
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Are non-THOOLAH peoples permitted to post in this thread?
And what are the criteria for becoming a THOOLAH member?
And why all this Linden-hating? Share the love. :D
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Are non-THOOLAH peoples permitted to post in this thread?
And what are the criteria for becoming a THOOLAH member?
And why all this Linden-hating? Share the love.
Yes, let us non-THOOLAH members demonstrate the magnificence and largesse of our enlightened souls by adding to this Despite-infected thread:

Linden Rocks!

The Truth Will Set You Free... :lol:
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i'm still waiting on the paperwork.
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