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A bigger version of 6 word story.

The rules for this are:
1. Your post may only be 2 sentences long, and
2. You cannot double post.

Have fun with it!

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Robert woke up in the damp corner that was his home. He walked over to the dumpster to find some breakfast, when suddenly...
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a rat the size of Philadelphia poked his gigantic nose up through the trash at Robert! Gadzooks! Robert cried, i thought you were...
you're more advanced than a cockroach,
have you ever tried explaining yourself
to one of them?
~ alan bates, the mothman prophecies



i've had this with actors before, on the set,
where they get upset about the [size of my]
trailer, and i'm always like...take my trailer,
cause... i'm from Kentucky
and that's not what we brag about.
~ george clooney, inside the actor's studio



a straight edge for legends at
the fold - searching for our
lost cities of gold. burnt tar,
gravel pits. sixteen gears switch.
Haphazard Lucy strolls by.
~ dennis r wood ~
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Dead. and im not glad that you arent, so im going to...
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keep looking for the Crown of Magic. Then we can summons the Purple Queen!
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"But first, I'll kill you." He did, and then all of a sudden he went and did the most disgusting, despicable thing ever: he...
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Ate the body. Raw.
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He then, somehow, turned into a sloth. He was hanging upside down until he said...
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"blow this for a game of rounders".he then unfurled his rapier like claws and began to dig until...
(spring, i think you broke your own rules ;) )
It'd take you a long time to blow up or shoot all the sheep in this country, but one diseased banana...could kill 'em all.

I didn't even know sheep ate bananas.
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Oh, yes, I suppose I did. But then again, so did SgtNull.

EDIT Fixed.

...he hit China. He went back down his hole, and after melting at the Earths core, he recached the surface again.
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sorry.

Upon reaching the surface the WHite martians began firing upon him. He avoided them by...
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killing himself. He was reincarnated two years later, where things had changed.
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due to the political climate.he was now expected to work for a living instead of living off of benifits.
It'd take you a long time to blow up or shoot all the sheep in this country, but one diseased banana...could kill 'em all.

I didn't even know sheep ate bananas.
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contrary to edict, he refused to work and scounged garbage cans and dumpsters for white elephants, where one day, while up to his knees in trash, he stumbled on a lamp. it looked an awful lot like
you're more advanced than a cockroach,
have you ever tried explaining yourself
to one of them?
~ alan bates, the mothman prophecies



i've had this with actors before, on the set,
where they get upset about the [size of my]
trailer, and i'm always like...take my trailer,
cause... i'm from Kentucky
and that's not what we brag about.
~ george clooney, inside the actor's studio



a straight edge for legends at
the fold - searching for our
lost cities of gold. burnt tar,
gravel pits. sixteen gears switch.
Haphazard Lucy strolls by.
~ dennis r wood ~
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the one from a tv show he halfed remembered. he rubbed the lamp and in a cloud of smoke he saw...
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his cigar. He dropped it!
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Picking it up and clamping it between his teeth, he scoured the horizon for a Krispy Kreme doughnuts. I could sure use a...
you're more advanced than a cockroach,
have you ever tried explaining yourself
to one of them?
~ alan bates, the mothman prophecies



i've had this with actors before, on the set,
where they get upset about the [size of my]
trailer, and i'm always like...take my trailer,
cause... i'm from Kentucky
and that's not what we brag about.
~ george clooney, inside the actor's studio



a straight edge for legends at
the fold - searching for our
lost cities of gold. burnt tar,
gravel pits. sixteen gears switch.
Haphazard Lucy strolls by.
~ dennis r wood ~
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drink, he said, rubbing the lamp once more. In yet another puff of smoke (where he dropped his cigar, again) a genie popped out and said:
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fat chance, ya guttertripe! you owe me for the three wishes i gave you and i'm...
you're more advanced than a cockroach,
have you ever tried explaining yourself
to one of them?
~ alan bates, the mothman prophecies



i've had this with actors before, on the set,
where they get upset about the [size of my]
trailer, and i'm always like...take my trailer,
cause... i'm from Kentucky
and that's not what we brag about.
~ george clooney, inside the actor's studio



a straight edge for legends at
the fold - searching for our
lost cities of gold. burnt tar,
gravel pits. sixteen gears switch.
Haphazard Lucy strolls by.
~ dennis r wood ~
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not granting any that involve more wishes, ha! What will they be?
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i wish for a time machine and with this machine i shall rule the earth(raising one eyebrow).HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.
It'd take you a long time to blow up or shoot all the sheep in this country, but one diseased banana...could kill 'em all.

I didn't even know sheep ate bananas.
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