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Anger was pumping through Dr. Six's veins as her realised that he left!

Meanwhile, in another part of the world...
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a man cried into his beer. he had fogotten to record Lost.
It'd take you a long time to blow up or shoot all the sheep in this country, but one diseased banana...could kill 'em all.

I didn't even know sheep ate bananas.
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And it was the one where they open the hach! Shame upon shame, he thought, although a man across the bar was looking a thim interestedly.
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the man approached him. the man gave him a big hug.
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the man laughed. then cried.
It'd take you a long time to blow up or shoot all the sheep in this country, but one diseased banana...could kill 'em all.

I didn't even know sheep ate bananas.
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the bar patrons grew restless. then a shot rang out.
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It was Dr. Six. In the doorway.
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the bartender reached for his scattergun. Doc Six jumped on a table.
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Dr. Six was mad. He pointed his gun at Bob and said,
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where is my damn spitoon? the crowd grew restless.
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SUDDENLY, a young woman ran through the door. her eyes were glowing a mysterious blue...
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she muttered something her breath. she waved her hands in a circular motion.
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With an ice-cold look of foreboding and a smile that bore the promise of dark tidings to come, the woman moved forward, scanning the crowd. She looked at everyone; she looked at no one.
Was auch immer komm, dieses weiß ich für sicher:
Ich bin zurückgekauft.

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With a startle, she realised she was naked. 'Dam brothel,' she said, 'it always screws me up.'

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Those around the woman couldn't help but laugh at her inadvertant pun. They laughed and laughed, and eventually, they laughed so hard, the woman ran from the room crying.
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Ich bin zurückgekauft.

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I'm not ugly! the hooker thought to herself. She would come back, she thought, and she give them the performance of a lifetime.
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Of course, the moment she left Chuck Norris ran up behind her and roundhouse kicked her head off. Then he ate some chicken.
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doc six under, his previously unmentoined,insanely bushy eybrows gave chuck norris a look the would scare a wild emu.but chuck being chuck would not back down (and besides his jeans were so tight they'd split performing the roundhouse kick and he thought it best to just stand where he was).
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tazzyjoe wrote:...gave chuck norris a look the would scare a wild emu.
Holding your hand in the air scares a wild emu, so taht statement kinda loses its lustre.

Anyway:

So there was the confrontation — Chuck Norris (who has a devout fan in Prom Star) and Dr. Six. They were standing opposite each other, a la western movies, fingers twitching, when suddenly...
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An emu ran into the picture, determined to defend the honor of him and his fellows. And riding on the back of the Emu, was a certain beloved, little, black cat.
Was auch immer komm, dieses weiß ich für sicher:
Ich bin zurückgekauft.

Wenn Diamanten reichlich war, würden sie keinen Wert haben. Echter Wert kommt nich aus schönheit--er kommt aus seltenheit.
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