Two sentence story

Post by **sgt.null** » Fri Dec 09, 2005 2:10 am

the boys in white coats arrived. they pulled out the big butterfly net.

Post by **Spring** » Fri Dec 09, 2005 7:00 am

They scooped young Robert away to the asylum. He lived there for twelve years, until, upon regaining his sanity, he registered an account at KevinsWatch.

Post by **Marv** » Fri Dec 09, 2005 12:13 pm

and named himself Spring The Dark Overlord(the dark overlord part was silent).he took to laughing manically for no reason like this HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.

Post by **Spring** » Fri Dec 09, 2005 10:28 pm

Again, the men in white coats arrived, taking him away. But this time, they put him to 'sleep', and when he woke up, the future was upon him.

Post by **Marv** » Fri Dec 09, 2005 10:30 pm

he slept for 6 hundred years. when he awoke he yawned passed wind and had a scratch.

Post by **Spring** » Fri Dec 09, 2005 10:32 pm

And then ate a pie. He went to his home, and found another rat there.

Post by **sgt.null** » Sun Dec 11, 2005 6:14 am

but he also found piles of salt. it seems,

Post by **Spring** » Sun Dec 11, 2005 6:37 am

that the rat was quite horny, and spawned 10000000 offspring. The salt was there to pacify those 10000000 offspring.

Post by **sgt.null** » Sun Dec 11, 2005 7:29 am

was this a fever dream he wondered. he then realized he had a teeshirt on.

Post by **Spring** » Mon Dec 12, 2005 6:30 am

He took it off quickly. He had no need for clothes in the land of the

Post by **sgt.null** » Mon Dec 12, 2005 8:54 pm

misfit toys. why, the was a charlie-in-the-box dragging towards him right now.

Post by **Spring** » Tue Dec 13, 2005 5:57 am

Why would that be, the man now called Bob wondered. He then realised, with a stab of recognition, that it was because Charlie was his LONG LOST SON!

Post by **Marv** » Wed Dec 14, 2005 10:15 pm

he had been stolen as a baby and turned into a toy by the evil genuis known only as *%%.bob began to weep until he noticed his tears had turned into a fire breathing dragon.

Post by **Spring** » Thu Dec 15, 2005 4:35 am

Grabbing his son, he ran from the dragon. After a thrillng chase, which resulted in the burning of four people, Bob reached safety.

Post by **sgt.null** » Thu Dec 15, 2005 6:28 am

meanwhile back at the ranch. Doc Six loaded his shotgun.

Post by **Spring** » Thu Dec 15, 2005 7:09 am

Doc Six and Bob had been enemies for a while. Doc Six wanted to settle things, once and for all.

Post by **sgt.null** » Fri Dec 16, 2005 6:13 am

So he loaded up his VW Bug with provisions. He should make it to Bob's place within a couple of days.

Post by **Spring** » Fri Dec 16, 2005 11:18 am

He journey ws very boring, so details won't be needed. Pulling up at Bob's driveway, Dr. Six wondered whether he would go through with killing him.

Post by **Marv** » Fri Dec 16, 2005 2:09 pm

"mmmm....yer i will" he thought to himself.walking into bobs house/cave he noticed the body of a young elven princess on the floor and a portal to the realm of Trix where all the evil clowns come from.

Post by **sgt.null** » Sat Dec 17, 2005 2:30 am

so Doc jumped into the portal. Upon arriving he vomited copious amounts of the Nyquil he had been drinking.

Kevin's Watch

Kevin's Watch

Two sentence story