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Meanwhile, in London, tensions between two local street gangs were reaching the boiling point. Each had had enough of the other, and they both were out for blood.
Was auch immer komm, dieses weiß ich für sicher:
Ich bin zurückgekauft.

Wenn Diamanten reichlich war, würden sie keinen Wert haben. Echter Wert kommt nich aus schönheit--er kommt aus seltenheit.
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The gangs were both pissed off. The cops were nowhere to be seen, so the fight started out.
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Arranging themselves into two opposing lines, the two gangs prepared to do battle. Across the dmily-lit London streets, a single word rang out:
"Dance-off!"
Was auch immer komm, dieses weiß ich für sicher:
Ich bin zurückgekauft.

Wenn Diamanten reichlich war, würden sie keinen Wert haben. Echter Wert kommt nich aus schönheit--er kommt aus seltenheit.
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I forgot to mention that the gangs were gay. So, naturally, they danced.
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They danced and danced and danced some more. And when the night was nearly spent, the two gangs decided it was time to finish their fight...
once and for all.
Was auch immer komm, dieses weiß ich für sicher:
Ich bin zurückgekauft.

Wenn Diamanten reichlich war, würden sie keinen Wert haben. Echter Wert kommt nich aus schönheit--er kommt aus seltenheit.
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In a rousing bout of river dancing, the head of the Pineapple Gang busted a cap in the knee of the rival Starfish gang leader. He cackled as he did so.
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"If Ignorance is Bliss, Ann Coulter must be the happiest woman in the universe!"

Take that, you Varlet! :P
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Meanwhile, Doc stood gazing at Neko. I must think about this, he thought.
Was auch immer komm, dieses weiß ich für sicher:
Ich bin zurückgekauft.

Wenn Diamanten reichlich war, würden sie keinen Wert haben. Echter Wert kommt nich aus schönheit--er kommt aus seltenheit.
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Neko slapped him. "There is no time to think, you fool!" Neko spat.
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"If Ignorance is Bliss, Ann Coulter must be the happiest woman in the universe!"

Take that, you Varlet! :P
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Meanwhile, back in London, the Starfish gan recoilled in horror as their leader, a man who had always been invincible in their eyes, fell to the ground, crying like a little girl. Observing the Starfishes' horror, the Pineapple leader laughed in glee as his gang opened fire on the distraut Starfishes.
Was auch immer komm, dieses weiß ich für sicher:
Ich bin zurückgekauft.

Wenn Diamanten reichlich war, würden sie keinen Wert haben. Echter Wert kommt nich aus schönheit--er kommt aus seltenheit.
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the doc, bob and neko watched these developments in london through the magic eight ball of doom and laughed. they had put aside their differences......for now!!!!!!!!!!!!!
It'd take you a long time to blow up or shoot all the sheep in this country, but one diseased banana...could kill 'em all.

I didn't even know sheep ate bananas.
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For now, but the feuds will continue, the gangs thought. Menwhile, back to story, Bob was still in the bar, drinking heavily.
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Suddenly a giant fanged rabbit appeared at Bob's side.

"Hello," said the rabbit.
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Take that, you Varlet! :P
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the bartender stifled a yawn. sorry, said he, where are we in this thing?
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"I don't know, " Bob replied drunkenly. "I'm off,' he said, and slouched out of the bar.
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DOC SIX, BOB, NEKO, THE BARTENDER, THE LONDON GANG MEMBERS AND THE RABBIT ALL suddenly died very painful deaths. thee was much sadness in the land of wardrobe until a dark and mysterious stranger appeared claining to be the son of the king.
It'd take you a long time to blow up or shoot all the sheep in this country, but one diseased banana...could kill 'em all.

I didn't even know sheep ate bananas.
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the son of a king poured himself a stiff drink. what shall i do he muttered.
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I know! I'll kill someone!
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he searched the room. he found his target.
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The room was big. Really big.
Was auch immer komm, dieses weiß ich für sicher:
Ich bin zurückgekauft.

Wenn Diamanten reichlich war, würden sie keinen Wert haben. Echter Wert kommt nich aus schönheit--er kommt aus seltenheit.
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In fact, it was so big that he could not find his wife of 68 years. Anyway, he got his gun, and pointed it at the target, a servant.
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