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" Oh, I'm SO SORRY...I thought you were pregnant"!
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I don't care what the boss says.
I'm NOT going to do it!
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Just SIGN and PRINT.
I thought you were a ripe grape
a cabernet sauvignon
a bottle in the cellar
the kind you keep for a really long time
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Kill the power! Line 14 is on fire!

--Yes, that WAS an actual quote from a plastic factory I used to work at.

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Look, next time you check something in, make sure you've tested it please.
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Mother of God! How can you be so stupid and yet still in charge?!?!?!
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Now! I want it now!
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ok - inmates from C wing, line up on the right - you are being sent to SuperMax!
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Promote me so I can show you how to really run this place!
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Quiet! Stop asking stupid questions of the instructor, so we can get out of here!
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Really? You really think that's the best way of doing that?

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So what's your opinion on S&M in the workplace?
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Tough s#!+, I'm not going to do it that way!
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Under the weather? Sorry, I thought the reason you looked like crap was because you drank too much last night.
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vast amounts of booze for breakfast? sure!!!!
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Who are you going to brown nose with today?
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X is the leading cause of threads falling off the page, yet it still accomplishes more than you do.

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You actually do have better things to do than your job, don't you?
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Zombie apocalypse would be preferable to sitting through another of these meetings.

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Attitudinal pep talks do not obviate the need for discussion, ya know.
Be kind, for everyone you meet is fighting a great battle. -Philo of Alexandria

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