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Run away before I throw you away.
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Sod off, you overblown, bloated sack of protoplasm!
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Take this job and do it....
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Under the new workplace agreement, you have to kiss MY arse, not the other way round! :twisted:
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OK, so what's the speed of dark?- Larry the Cable Guy
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Vhen Vi Tells vou to's do's someving, vou vill do it!
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Where the f**k do you think YOU'RE going????? Golf is OUT for you executroids!! Now get back to ...whatever it is you DO around here!
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OK, so what's the speed of dark?- Larry the Cable Guy
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Post by Sunbaneglasses »

X this job off!
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Post by Elfgirl »

You heard me...geddafukoudahere!
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OK, so what's the speed of dark?- Larry the Cable Guy
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Zero effort people. Zero freaking effort. You are all being sent to the Russian front. Now get out of my sight.
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Assholes - so many flying around here, you'd think it was an airport.
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-- Nick Succorso

OK, so what's the speed of dark?- Larry the Cable Guy
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By god....I quit.
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Cancelled today is. Yoda office controls now.
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OK, so what's the speed of dark?- Larry the Cable Guy
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I'm so high right now.
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(bobsta, it's alphabetical... ;) )

Do you realise I have deleted everything on your computer? That's whatcha get for pissing me off!
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Every one of you is fired! Get out!
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Post by Cagliostro »

Frankly, I don't give a flying rat's ass if you need someone to come down and fix your problem. If you are going to be a jerk to me, NO SERVICE FOR YOU!


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Get the f**k out of my office you scum sucking sac of maggot infested gangrenous pus!
Now if I could just find a way to wear live bees as jewelry all the time.....

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Post by Cheval »

Have you always been such a jackass
or did you go to school to learn to be that way?
Have you hugged your arghule today?
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Post by Dagon »

I'm f***ing busy here, lady! Couldn't you or one of your eight obese children help me bag your $400 order?
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Post by Seven Words »

Jackass, if your morons could do their fucking job right, we wouldn't be here reconciling THE ENTIRE INVENTORY of these fucking TVs!
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