ABC's of things you would like to say at work

Post by **aTOMiC** » Fri Sep 30, 2016 11:31 am

Before I quit I'd like to tell all of you honestly what I think of you. To begin with you are all bags of wet, stinky...

Post by **Sorus** » Thu Jul 13, 2017 12:55 am

Cutting corners is actually going to cause more work in the long run. You do realize that, right?

Website · Post by **Khaliban** » Thu Jul 13, 2017 4:07 am

How are you able to dress yourself in the morning?

Post by **aTOMiC** » Thu Jul 13, 2017 10:56 am

Don't you realize screaming at employees is unprofessional?

Post by **Sorus** » Fri Jul 14, 2017 12:03 am

Earth doesn't actually revolve around you.

Khaliban wrote:How are you able to dress yourself in the morning?

I think that so many times every day that I will even forgive it being out of order.

Post by **aTOMiC** » Fri Jul 14, 2017 11:20 am

From now until I decide otherwise I am on vacation.

Post by **Sorus** » Mon Jul 17, 2017 1:27 am

Got to admit that it's fascinating watching you avoid half the things in your job description because they're 'beneath you,' but if I'm going to do your job for you, I expect to be compensated from your salary.

Post by **aTOMiC** » Mon Jul 17, 2017 11:34 am

How long do you imagine you will continue playing your music, loud enough to be heard 100 feet down the hall, before you drive someone insane?

Website · Post by **Khaliban** » Wed Jul 19, 2017 12:55 am

I know that's inappropriate, but I don't know any other way you could have gotten this job.

Post by **Sorus** » Wed Jul 19, 2017 2:03 am

Just when I thought you might be capable of going five minutes without doing something obnoxious, you had to go and prove me wrong.

Post by **aTOMiC** » Wed Jul 19, 2017 11:05 am

Knowing how dedicated you are to your job I am wondering how on Earth you managed to rate a salary anywhere above minimum wage.

Post by **Sorus** » Wed Jul 19, 2017 10:37 pm

Let's play a game where you act your age for a week. If you do a really good job, we can play again next week.

Post by **aTOMiC** » Thu Jul 20, 2017 11:07 am

Maybe you should try to show up when the rest of us get here. You know just to shake things up a bit.

Post by **Sorus** » Thu Jul 20, 2017 9:34 pm

No one thinks it's cute when you pretend you don't know how to work the coffee machine. It's a Keurig. You press the big blue button. You don't need three people to help you. What are you guys actually doing in there? No, on second thought, I really don't want to know. Just make your own coffee.

Post by **aTOMiC** » Fri Jul 21, 2017 11:09 am

Only this company would hire someone that hasn't the slightest idea what doing a good job looks like.

Post by **Sorus** » Fri Jul 21, 2017 9:56 pm

Polite people don't say anything if they can't say anything nice. This thread gives me license to be impolite; I don't know what your excuse is.

Post by **aTOMiC** » Tue Jul 25, 2017 11:31 am

Quite a lot of time and money has been dedicated to making this business successful...in spite of your incompetence.

Post by **Sorus** » Thu Jul 27, 2017 1:54 am

Really hate to interrupt whatever it is you're binge-watching there, but I'm starting to understand why you're 'too busy' to finish your actual work.

Website · Post by **Khaliban** » Fri Jul 28, 2017 3:23 am

Stop that. Seriously, just stop it. I really don't care. Stop it anyway.

Post by **aTOMiC** » Fri Jul 28, 2017 12:01 pm

That skunk you just put in the microwave is stinking up the entire building.

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ABC's of things you would like to say at work