You know what I'm talking about. Those lines that are so tacky they make you want to puke.
Who could forget such classics as.....
"Get off my plane!" from Air Force One, or
"Now that's what I call a close encounter" from ID4.
What else we got?
Worst Movie Lines
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Worst Movie Lines
"There is only one basic human right, the right to do as you damn well please. And with it comes the only basic human duty, the duty to take the consequences." - PJ O'Rourke
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"Men and women range themselves into three classes or orders of intelligence; you can tell the lowest class by their habit of always talking about persons; the next by the fact that their habit is always to converse about things; the highest by their preference for the discussion of ideas." - Charles Stewart
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"I believe there are more instances of the abridgment of the freedom of the people by gradual and silent encroachments of those in power than by violent and sudden usurpations." - James Madison
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"Men and women range themselves into three classes or orders of intelligence; you can tell the lowest class by their habit of always talking about persons; the next by the fact that their habit is always to converse about things; the highest by their preference for the discussion of ideas." - Charles Stewart
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"I believe there are more instances of the abridgment of the freedom of the people by gradual and silent encroachments of those in power than by violent and sudden usurpations." - James Madison
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Yes, you can pretty much pick anything out. My favorite though will always be "Anakin!!! You're breaking my heart!!!"Pretty much any of the dialog between Annakin and Padme in Attack of the Clones or Revenge of the Sith.
Another Aaaaaahnold classic:
"Freeze!" ~ as Mr. Freeze, in Batman and Robin.
Such a terrible movie.-jay
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Ohhhh MM, that made my head hurt.
I foolishly rewatched ID4 yesterday (my daughter hadn't seen it), and that movie is just chock full 'o bad dialogue. I would have loved to have listened in on the set...."OK Mr. Quaid, we need you to act drunker. Now, act super-patriotic!". And of course, the two lines that are in any movie with a dogfight....
"There's too many of them!"
and....
"They're coming in too fast!"
I foolishly rewatched ID4 yesterday (my daughter hadn't seen it), and that movie is just chock full 'o bad dialogue. I would have loved to have listened in on the set...."OK Mr. Quaid, we need you to act drunker. Now, act super-patriotic!". And of course, the two lines that are in any movie with a dogfight....
"There's too many of them!"
and....
"They're coming in too fast!"
"There is only one basic human right, the right to do as you damn well please. And with it comes the only basic human duty, the duty to take the consequences." - PJ O'Rourke
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"Men and women range themselves into three classes or orders of intelligence; you can tell the lowest class by their habit of always talking about persons; the next by the fact that their habit is always to converse about things; the highest by their preference for the discussion of ideas." - Charles Stewart
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"I believe there are more instances of the abridgment of the freedom of the people by gradual and silent encroachments of those in power than by violent and sudden usurpations." - James Madison
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"Men and women range themselves into three classes or orders of intelligence; you can tell the lowest class by their habit of always talking about persons; the next by the fact that their habit is always to converse about things; the highest by their preference for the discussion of ideas." - Charles Stewart
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"I believe there are more instances of the abridgment of the freedom of the people by gradual and silent encroachments of those in power than by violent and sudden usurpations." - James Madison
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Cail wrote:Ohhhh MM, that made my head hurt.
I foolishly rewatched ID4 yesterday (my daughter hadn't seen it), and that movie is just chock full 'o bad dialogue. I would have loved to have listened in on the set...."OK Mr. Quaid, we need you to act drunker. Now, act super-patriotic!". And of course, the two lines that are in any movie with a dogfight....
"There's too many of them!"
and....
"They're coming in too fast!"
Um. In defense of the film I think you'd have to agree that they WERE coming in too fast and there WERE too many of them.
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You guys are posting Shakespearean sonnets. Time to break out the real ammo. The following is from Troll 2, #3 film on the Bottom 100 at IMDB.com.
And now some lines from 'Manos' the Hands of Fate. Not only is it the worst film ever made, but it is empirical proof that there is no God.
Michael: Do you see this writing?... Do you know what it means?... Hospitality. And you can't piss on hospitality! I won't allow it. (He starts to take his belt off)
Joshua: What are you gonna do to me?
Michael: I'm tightening my belt one loop so that I don't feel hunger pains, and I suggest your mother and sister do likewise.
And now some lines from 'Manos' the Hands of Fate. Not only is it the worst film ever made, but it is empirical proof that there is no God.
Torgo: There is nothing to fear, madam. The Master likes you. Nothing will happen to you. He likes you.
Margaret: Likes me? I thought you said he was dead.
Torgo: Dead? No, madam. Not dead the way you know it. He is with us always. Not dead the way you know it. He is with us always.
Cop: [to the drunk teenagers] Well, whatever it is you're *not* doing, go *don't* do it somewhere else!
Michael: [gesturing at the painting] That must be your master. Where did you say he was again?
Torgo: He has left this world, but he is with us always. No matter where we go he is with us.
That's a given Foul. You quote Manos, you're basically trumping everything. It's sort of like bringing a tactical nuke to a fistfight.
But ID4 and AF1 were serious, mainstream films. That's what makes those lines so horrid.
But ID4 and AF1 were serious, mainstream films. That's what makes those lines so horrid.
"There is only one basic human right, the right to do as you damn well please. And with it comes the only basic human duty, the duty to take the consequences." - PJ O'Rourke
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"Men and women range themselves into three classes or orders of intelligence; you can tell the lowest class by their habit of always talking about persons; the next by the fact that their habit is always to converse about things; the highest by their preference for the discussion of ideas." - Charles Stewart
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"I believe there are more instances of the abridgment of the freedom of the people by gradual and silent encroachments of those in power than by violent and sudden usurpations." - James Madison
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"Men and women range themselves into three classes or orders of intelligence; you can tell the lowest class by their habit of always talking about persons; the next by the fact that their habit is always to converse about things; the highest by their preference for the discussion of ideas." - Charles Stewart
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"I believe there are more instances of the abridgment of the freedom of the people by gradual and silent encroachments of those in power than by violent and sudden usurpations." - James Madison
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This is from Jesus Christ: Vampire Hunter, the worst movie of all time, hands down.
While Jesus is busy fighting Lesbian Vampires in a junkyard (which is somehow televized) an evil scientist is watching the TV. Suddenly, Jesus is behind him.
Evil Scientist: Hey. I just saw you on the TV in the junkyard
Jesus (in his best badass voice): I'm everywhere.
Or, when God is talking to Jesus through his ice cream (which has a moving mouth).
Jesus: Oh, it's just you, dad.
While Jesus is busy fighting Lesbian Vampires in a junkyard (which is somehow televized) an evil scientist is watching the TV. Suddenly, Jesus is behind him.
Evil Scientist: Hey. I just saw you on the TV in the junkyard
Jesus (in his best badass voice): I'm everywhere.
Or, when God is talking to Jesus through his ice cream (which has a moving mouth).
Jesus: Oh, it's just you, dad.
Was auch immer komm, dieses weiß ich für sicher:
Ich bin zurückgekauft.
Wenn Diamanten reichlich war, würden sie keinen Wert haben. Echter Wert kommt nich aus schönheit--er kommt aus seltenheit.
Ich bin zurückgekauft.
Wenn Diamanten reichlich war, würden sie keinen Wert haben. Echter Wert kommt nich aus schönheit--er kommt aus seltenheit.
I must see that movie....
"There is only one basic human right, the right to do as you damn well please. And with it comes the only basic human duty, the duty to take the consequences." - PJ O'Rourke
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"Men and women range themselves into three classes or orders of intelligence; you can tell the lowest class by their habit of always talking about persons; the next by the fact that their habit is always to converse about things; the highest by their preference for the discussion of ideas." - Charles Stewart
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"I believe there are more instances of the abridgment of the freedom of the people by gradual and silent encroachments of those in power than by violent and sudden usurpations." - James Madison
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"Men and women range themselves into three classes or orders of intelligence; you can tell the lowest class by their habit of always talking about persons; the next by the fact that their habit is always to converse about things; the highest by their preference for the discussion of ideas." - Charles Stewart
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"I believe there are more instances of the abridgment of the freedom of the people by gradual and silent encroachments of those in power than by violent and sudden usurpations." - James Madison
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I love Braveheart, but that line is exactly what I'm talking about.
"There is only one basic human right, the right to do as you damn well please. And with it comes the only basic human duty, the duty to take the consequences." - PJ O'Rourke
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"Men and women range themselves into three classes or orders of intelligence; you can tell the lowest class by their habit of always talking about persons; the next by the fact that their habit is always to converse about things; the highest by their preference for the discussion of ideas." - Charles Stewart
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"I believe there are more instances of the abridgment of the freedom of the people by gradual and silent encroachments of those in power than by violent and sudden usurpations." - James Madison
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"Men and women range themselves into three classes or orders of intelligence; you can tell the lowest class by their habit of always talking about persons; the next by the fact that their habit is always to converse about things; the highest by their preference for the discussion of ideas." - Charles Stewart
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"I believe there are more instances of the abridgment of the freedom of the people by gradual and silent encroachments of those in power than by violent and sudden usurpations." - James Madison
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This sounds amazing, i MUST see it.Prom_STar wrote:This is from Jesus Christ: Vampire Hunter, the worst movie of all time, hands down.
While Jesus is busy fighting Lesbian Vampires in a junkyard (which is somehow televized) an evil scientist is watching the TV. Suddenly, Jesus is behind him.
Evil Scientist: Hey. I just saw you on the TV in the junkyard
Jesus (in his best badass voice): I'm everywhere.
Or, when God is talking to Jesus through his ice cream (which has a moving mouth).
Jesus: Oh, it's just you, dad.
But if you're all about the destination, then take a fucking flight.
We're going nowhere slowly, but we're seeing all the sights.
And we're definitely going to hell, but we'll have all the best stories to tell.
Full of the heavens and time.
We're going nowhere slowly, but we're seeing all the sights.
And we're definitely going to hell, but we'll have all the best stories to tell.
Full of the heavens and time.