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Well why not? the first one that comes to mind is......"Like a midget at a urinal, I knew I was going to have to stay on my toes" from Naked Gun 33 1/3, the Final Insult.
Dandelion don't tell no lies
Dandelion will make you wise
Tell me if she laughs or cries
Blow away dandelion


I'm afraid there's no denying
I'm just a dandelion
a fate I don't deserve.


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Harry Callahan wrote:I know what you're thinking. "Did he fire six shots or only five?" Well, to tell you the truth, in all this excitement I kind of lost track myself. But being as this is a .44 Magnum, the most powerful handgun in the world, and would blow your head clean off, you've got to ask yourself a question: Do I feel lucky? Well, do ya, punk?
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"Men and women range themselves into three classes or orders of intelligence; you can tell the lowest class by their habit of always talking about persons; the next by the fact that their habit is always to converse about things; the highest by their preference for the discussion of ideas." - Charles Stewart
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"I believe there are more instances of the abridgment of the freedom of the people by gradual and silent encroachments of those in power than by violent and sudden usurpations." - James Madison
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Pretty much any line from Samuel L. Jackson.
Yes, they deserved to die! And I hope they burn in hell! ~ A Time To Kill
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"He who questions training only trains himself at asking questions."
"If you can't tell the difference, what difference does it make?"
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The popcorn you are eating has been pissed in. More at eleven.

I'm not wearing any pants. Film at eleven.

Moscow in flames, missiles headed for New York. More at eleven.
Dandelion don't tell no lies
Dandelion will make you wise
Tell me if she laughs or cries
Blow away dandelion


I'm afraid there's no denying
I'm just a dandelion
a fate I don't deserve.


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Mongol General: "What is best in life?"

Conan: "To crush your enemies, to see them driven before you, and to hear the lamentations of their women."
"There is only one basic human right, the right to do as you damn well please. And with it comes the only basic human duty, the duty to take the consequences." - PJ O'Rourke
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"Men and women range themselves into three classes or orders of intelligence; you can tell the lowest class by their habit of always talking about persons; the next by the fact that their habit is always to converse about things; the highest by their preference for the discussion of ideas." - Charles Stewart
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"I believe there are more instances of the abridgment of the freedom of the people by gradual and silent encroachments of those in power than by violent and sudden usurpations." - James Madison
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kevinswatch wrote:Pretty much any line from Samuel L. Jackson.
Yes, they deserved to die! And I hope they burn in hell! ~ A Time To Kill
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Great film and great actor!

Ones I like include:

“Remember those posters that said, "Today is the first day of the rest of your life"? Well, that's true of every day but one - the day you die.”
American Beauty

“Let me tell you something my friend. Hope is a dangerous thing. Hope can drive a man insane.”
Shawshank Redemption

“She doesn't quite chop his head off. She makes a Pez dispenser out of him.”
Sin city
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Post by Revan »

"Use the Force Luke".

Star Wars, a New Hope (As if no-body here didn't know that. ;) )

Such a legendary line. 8)
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"What is it with you anyway?"
Dr. McCoy
Star Trek 6
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heh, never watched a Star Trek film.

And proud of it! :biggrin:
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Revan wrote:heh, never watched a Star Trek film.

And proud of it! :biggrin:
Well then its too late for you anyway. Go in peace my young friend. Yes. Peace be with you as you journey through life without the knowledge of Star Trek and all of its wonders. Perhaps it is better to have never known the power and glory that is Star Trek than to have known it and then fall away from the pure faith forever to wander the endless world without healing or hope of redemption. Yes. Go I say. Go and know a peace that only one that has never tasted the sweet nectar of Star Trek may know.
Yes. Go.........
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Well then its too late for you anyway. Go in peace my young friend. Yes. Peace be with you as you journey through life without the knowledge of Star Trek and all of its wonders. Perhaps it is better to have never known the power and glory that is Star Trek than to have known it and then fall away from the pure faith forever to wander the endless world without healing or hope of redemption. Yes. Go I say. Go and know a peace that only one that has never tasted the sweet nectar of Star Trek may know.
Yes. Go.........

I agreed with this part:

"It is better to have never known the power and glory that is Star Trek"
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Revan wrote:heh, never watched a Star Trek film.

And proud of it! :biggrin:
Seconded! Apparently I am missing out on so much...
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All Trekkies will have you thinking the same thing, but they don't realise we are doing more productive things like watching paint dry, or the grass go.. in the desert.

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Revan wrote:All Trekkies will have you thinking the same thing, but they don't realise we are doing more productive things like watching paint dry, or the grass go.. in the desert.

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Ah the innocence or perhaps ignorance of the un initiated. It is no crime to deny that which has be so graciously set at your feet for your own benefit. I was once like you but then mine eyes were opened and a song of pure joy burst from my heart. The world changed and I was finally able to see through the lens created by the Great Bird Of The Galaxy. That joy awaits you also should you choose to accept the great gift that has been offered to all that would embrace all that is Star Trek. But it is with a heavy heart that I must accept that there will be some few who will shun the light and prefer to dwell in darkness. Ah! I weep for the children.
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Ah the innocence or perhaps ignorance of the un initiated. It is no crime to deny that which has be so graciously set at your feet for your own benefit. I was once like you but then mine eyes were opened and a song of pure joy burst from my heart. The world changed and I was finally able to see through the lens created by the Great Bird Of The Galaxy. That joy awaits you also should you choose to accept the great gift that has been offered to all that would embrace all that is Star Trek. But is with a heavy heart that I must accept that there will be some few who will shun the light and prefer to dwell in darkness. Ah! I weep for the children...


You speak so eloquently... with such conviction... I almost fell tempted to- Nah. :P
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Not gonna throw me a bone eh, Rev. Okay. I did my best I can do no more. :-)
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haha, TOM you did speak eloquently and nicely, but Star Trek is just not for me.
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Rev, why would grass go in the desert?
Dandelion don't tell no lies
Dandelion will make you wise
Tell me if she laughs or cries
Blow away dandelion


I'm afraid there's no denying
I'm just a dandelion
a fate I don't deserve.


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