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If A Tree Falls In The Woods,

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And thers nothing around to hear it.....

...not even a small-eared squirell named Jack

does it make a sound?

(insert one animal/thing/life form with each post until we've covered everything there could possibly ever be to hear that pesky tree!)
It'd take you a long time to blow up or shoot all the sheep in this country, but one diseased banana...could kill 'em all.

I didn't even know sheep ate bananas.
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not even a small-eared squirell named Jack, and a rabid moon wolf

does it make a sound?
It'd take you a long time to blow up or shoot all the sheep in this country, but one diseased banana...could kill 'em all.

I didn't even know sheep ate bananas.
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...not even a small-eared squirell named Jack, and a rabid moon wolf with ants crawling around on it...

Does it make a sound?
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Reminds me of a t-shirt I saw......"If a man is talking in the forest, and there is no woman there to hear him, is he still wrong?" :lol:
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...not even a small-eared squirell named Jack, and a rabid moon wolf with ants crawling around on it... being watched by a wise old owl.

Does it make a sound?
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...not even a small-eared squirell named Jack, and a rabid moon wolf with ants crawling around on it... being watched by a wise old owl...being sized up by a stalking boa constrictor...
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...not even a small-eared squirell named Jack, and a rabid moon wolf with ants crawling around on it... being watched by a wise old owl...being sized up by a stalking boa constrictor... in a bed of porcupine needles...
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...not even a small-eared squirell named Jack, and a rabid moon wolf with ants crawling around on it... being watched by a wise old owl...being sized up by a stalking boa constrictor... in a bed of porcupine needles...or a wombat...
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...not even a small-eared squirell named Jack, and a rabid moon wolf with ants crawling around on it... being watched by a wise old owl...being sized up by a stalking boa constrictor... in a bed of porcupine needles...a wombat...and a large pregnant bear
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...not even a small-eared squirell named Jack, and a rabid moon wolf with ants crawling around on it... being watched by a wise old owl...being sized up by a stalking boa constrictor... in a bed of porcupine needles...a wombat...and a large pregnant bear.... complete with mohawk.....
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...not even a small-eared squirell named Jack, and a rabid moon wolf with ants crawling around on it... being watched by a wise old owl...being sized up by a stalking boa constrictor... in a bed of porcupine needles...a wombat...and a large pregnant bear.... complete with mohawk.....and a medium-sized Swedish child

does it make a sound?
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...not even a small-eared squirell named Jack, and a rabid moon wolf with ants crawling around on it... being watched by a wise old owl...being sized up by a stalking boa constrictor... in a bed of porcupine needles...a wombat...and a large pregnant bear.... complete with mohawk.....and a medium-sized Swedish child.....with a green frog
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...not even a small-eared squirell named Jack, and a rabid moon wolf with ants crawling around on it... being watched by a wise old owl...being sized up by a stalking boa constrictor... in a bed of porcupine needles...a wombat...and a large pregnant bear.... complete with mohawk.....and a medium-sized Swedish child.....with a green frog...with an extra leg...
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...not even a small-eared squirell named Jack, and a rabid moon wolf with ants crawling around on it... being watched by a wise old owl...being sized up by a stalking boa constrictor... in a bed of porcupine needles...a wombat...and a large pregnant bear.... complete with mohawk.....and a medium-sized Swedish child.....with a green frog...with an extra leg...and a large possum...
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...not even a small-eared squirell named Jack, and a rabid moon wolf with ants crawling around on it... being watched by a wise old owl...being sized up by a stalking boa constrictor... in a bed of porcupine needles...a wombat...and a large pregnant bear.... complete with mohawk.....and a medium-sized Swedish child.....with a green frog...with an extra leg...and a large possum...and a boy named Sue
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...not even a small-eared squirell named Jack, and a rabid moon wolf with ants crawling around on it... being watched by a wise old owl...being sized up by a stalking boa constrictor... in a bed of porcupine needles...a wombat...and a large pregnant bear.... complete with mohawk.....and a medium-sized Swedish child.....with a green frog...with an extra leg...and a large possum...and a boy named Sue...with a keloid on his right ear
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.not even a small-eared squirell named Jack, and a rabid moon wolf with ants crawling around on it... being watched by a wise old owl...being sized up by a stalking boa constrictor... in a bed of porcupine needles...a wombat...and a large pregnant bear.... complete with mohawk.....and a medium-sized Swedish child.....with a green frog...with an extra leg...and a large possum...and a boy named Sue...with a keloid on his right ear, standing nect to a man named ted...
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.not even a small-eared squirell named Jack, and a rabid moon wolf with ants crawling around on it... being watched by a wise old owl...being sized up by a stalking boa constrictor... in a bed of porcupine needles...a wombat...and a large pregnant bear.... complete with mohawk.....and a medium-sized Swedish child.....with a green frog...with an extra leg...and a large possum...and a boy named Sue...with a keloid on his right ear, standing nect to a man named ted who recently changed his last name to DeBear...
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.not even a small-eared squirell named Jack, and a rabid moon wolf with ants crawling around on it... being watched by a wise old owl...being sized up by a stalking boa constrictor... in a bed of porcupine needles...a wombat...and a large pregnant bear.... complete with mohawk.....and a medium-sized Swedish child.....with a green frog...with an extra leg...and a large possum...and a boy named Sue...with a keloid on his right ear, standing nect to a man named ted who recently changed his last name to DeBear... FIVE GOLDEN RINGS!!!
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