Ashtray pancreas monkey wigwam?

Merry Christmas!!!! I hope all the Watchers are well. As for myself I am tired as hell and I am going to sleep. BTW, has anyone ever wondered how "The Santa" can seem to bend reality so he can be at many places at the same time? I hope you all have a great year, get many gifts, and may hum...

A combination of magic and technology salvaged from an alien crash site in Siberia. Duh.

Menolly wrote:

I posted that I was good, and left it at that. Now look at what y'all did. No Santa at home, since I'm Jewish, and now no Santa here...

Santa may have been a bit rash.
Menolly is back on the good list.What would you like Santa to bring you?

oh well there is always next year for world peace. Or maybe next year won't be. :( As for my own behavior, all I can say is www.chocolategelt.com/catalog/images/menorah-brass.jpg Coal and ashes, right? To answer several questions,my real name is Saul Kringlestein.Chris Kringle is just my showbiz na...

Santa is not accustomed to dealing with such antagonistic little children. BTW,To whom it may concern:I know all about what you did that night in Seattle,you are on the naughty list for life.

Cameraman Jenn wrote:Well Santa better just stop watching me all the time especially when I am in the shower, that's just creepy.

Santa thinks you should have that mole on your butt checked out,it looks a slight bit abnormal.

Seareach wrote:Hmmmm...Santa, I know your true identity. You should hide your unique punctuation/spacing a bit better!

Santa tends to throw out the rules and just put commas where he would pause if he were speaking.Santa also tends to speak in the third person.

Waddley Hasselhoff wrote:

Warmark wrote:

Waddley Hasselhoff wrote:Santa:

I don't believe in you. That is all.

Fair enough, but please do not rape him.

I make no promises.

HO HO HO!Wait a second there!Santa might not mind Waddley raping him.

Santa, if you could just make my stepmother adhere to the request of EIGHT years ago to stop sending me stuff that would be great....I have no idea what the hell I am gonna do with the fifty bucks worth of overpriced candle crap she sent! Please Santa....remind her...NO GIFTS!!! Thats funny,I left ...

Well like most folks, Santa I've been good and bad. The bad not so bad and the good not nearly good enough. I suppose the real test is the fact that I'm not satisfied with my behavior and I strive to do better. If that counts for anything please leave the following under my tree: 1. A new PC. (2gig...

Ah, the big fat bloke with the red suit. I'm glad you've made an appearance here, cos I've got a bone to pick with you. When I was 10, I had been a really good boy all year - hadn't set fire to any sheds or anything like that - and I asked you for a Scalextric set with the minis with the working li...

Queeaqueg wrote:I have been really NAUGHTY this Santa, so stay away!

After watching Futurama, I will never trust Santa again.

Curse that anti Santa propaganda!Besides from what you did to that poor man with your cricket bat you have been a pretty good boy.

Santa even loves that poor,Loremaster lad who pwned Santa.Naughty,naughty,naughty. Bring. It. On. :lol: Remember last year when I charged you with break and enter? Well this year I'll line the chimney with razor wire. Let's see who's ho ho hoing now you bearded git. :twisted: HO HO HO you little ra...

I love you Santa. :hearts: And Santa loves you too young Esmer! Oh thanks you, thanks you, thanks you Santa...that was the bestest most awesomest present I ever did gots from anyones..... :cry: Did Santa forget to mention the Wii?or the PS3?or the Xbox 360?Or the BB gun?But please promise Santa you...

Esmer wrote:I love you Santa.

And Santa loves you too young Esmer!Santa even loves that poor,Loremaster lad who pwned Santa.Naughty,naughty,naughty.

sgtnull wrote:I am the goodest watch member ever.
and I want toys, lots of them.
maybe cash.

HO HO HO!Lots of toys!Comic books!And obscure punk rock and powerpop albums for you this year my littlest sargent.

Waddley Hasselhoff wrote:I've been all right. I've had worse years, at least.

May I have my car for Christmas? AND my birthday? I'll let you slide with two for one this year....

You won't even need the car once Santa brings you that pair of shoes for your head.HO HO HO!

I've been an ANGEL!!! Spreading only sweet things and nothing NAUGHTY AT ALL!!! Really Santa!!! I swear. I have been nothing but perfectly angelic. HONEST!!!! Ok fine, I've been bad Santa. It's ok, I didn't want any prezzies anyway.... Now now little Jenn,even the naughty children get appropriate p...