This thread is more entertaining than The Day Today and Brass Eye combined. "10/10," says old man at Chesterfield bus stop. "Absolutely incredible," remarks kangaroo shark genetic research abomination. "Yes!" Exclaims porn star. Tonight, we ask why is Hierachy so great?

Is satire indicative of the moral depravation of the society from which it came?

We have statistics that say "yes" by an overwhelming 99% out of a thousand.

Spring has set a simple number puzzle which I can solve instantly. But has the Watch public fallen too far into intellectual depravity to even know what a number is?

Unfortuately, the answer may be "pudding".