haha... you people are crazy... I mean no harm... unless you hurt Rachel... 1. You do have to be 18 to buy guns... but not on the black market... 2. I have a Ph.D. in Intergalactic Domination and a Ph.D in Black Market Trading. 3. I am the man in black. Jonny Cash cannot compete against me. 4. I lov...

ah, you people aren't worth my time nor my ammunition.


*massive, mysterious black helicopter lands from sky, and we fly away to a private mansion on a hidden island*

so these are the people messing with my Rachel...

*cocks shot gun* All right... Who's first? Any takers?


Hurry up, I gotta get this over with... she's getting egar to play with my wieners... (whether i'm talkin' about the dogs or not is her choice...).