"THERE IS NO THEN WHAT!" roared Lord Foulballs. 'Well, I must admit! You haven't changed at all, Lord Look-How-Special-I-Am! I'll just take this valueless ring and trade it for a Berek drop-cloth! Also, I'm feeling kinda rapey. But I can't do anything about it!" "Whatever health ...

Covenant picked up his wedding ring and jammed it onto his flip-off finger. "Peace among worlds!" yelled Covenant happily while he flipped off Lord Fool with a grin. "Shut UP! I have a message for you to take the Council of Dottards at Neverstone which is conveniently many, many leagu...

There was a sound of boulders rumbling together like two fat teenagers on prom night. "You again?" Covenant was so taken aback by the sudden reappearance of Lord Loser that he had to feel around to see if his back was still attached. A further sound, a tiny clink of metal, echoed through t...

"You'll pay dearly for this!" roared Lord Loser. His blurred out fist pointed directly in Covenant's direction. "Whatev!" Covenant said retortly. "I already paid for it for ten years of Hell on Earth! Hey, what's wrong with your hand? Got anymore of them pixels? I can hardly...

"Crush! Death to them all. Crush to death and burn!" Is that my wife again? , thought Covenant dimly. "Grewly, give me back that ring!" "Hee!Hee!Haw!Haw!Haw!hee-haw-hee-haww! Adiós, Lord Loser!" Grewly vanished through a portal that looked like floor sweepings and ciga...

Available for a short time! A free sample of chapter 22 of my epic first novel from the Empire of Evil series! View it on Google Docs before it's gone forever! The March Of The Damned!

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"Deedeedee-dee-de-de-de-dee!" "Whut? Why?" mumbled Covenant. "What do you want from me?" "I want you to pray to me," announced the voice of evil. "IS THAT ALL? Shit, you must be my rich ex-brother-in-law. What kind of prank is this?" "Give me th...

Thomas Covenant woke to the sound of laughter. "Hee-hee-hee-hawwww-hee-haw-hehawww. Me! mine! all mine!" Is it my greedy wife? he thought wistfully. Images of fully engorged breasts - not his wife's - entered his turgid brain. "No, Grewl," a cold, calculating voice rumbled. "...

His final thoughts before the coma took over were... Dotard! ... as he had been doddering. Is "leper police car" a car for police who are lepers, a car for police who handle lepers, or a car with leprosy for police? Yes! "Doe-tarrrrdddd!" The leper police are a special forces un...

Thomas Covenant walked down main street looking like a dead man walking. Fucking wife left me ... Those teenage girlies over there sure are purty, and it's been... a while... But Thomas Covenant just kept walkin'. When he reached the power company office and walked in the door, the woman behind the ...

Now posting on Amazon Vella, the sequel to White Buffalo: Tales of a Warrior-Prophet. Here is the introduction to Elijah: Black Crow - "This is the sequel to White Buffalo: Tales of a Warrior-Prophet. Elijah, White Buffalo's apprentice, continues to preserve civilization from evil's assaults. B...

True, Roy's is the only redemption story/subplot. White Buffalo is a pure hero archetype like Luke Skywalker. There are several key differences in their personalities. For example, Luke is humble, but White Buffalo is the very opposite of humble. The narrator of the story, whose name is yet to be re...

I don't either. I can only see that the first three polls were responded to. Roy's redemption is a very relative thing. He only fought for 71 hours straight without a break. But White Buffalo hung on till the end. It was probably Roy's angel that told White Buffalo how to defeat Set. He may be a god...

I just fixed the issue in installment two. Thanks! There shouldn't be anymore problems like that.

I changed it to say "Who's Roy again?"

There is a poll question at the end of each installation. It looked like a fun idea so I'm including a poll at the end of each one. There's almost always a mystery for the reader to ponder, and a lot of narrator subtext.

I'm setting up for a Roy redemption story. I might've overemphasized this part a tiny bit. In early 2020 I was putting pieces of this story together. I didn't realize it was that much of a mish-mash in episode 3.

Thank you for the compliments and feedback! You are quite correct! In the beginning of this novel there was some piecemeal writing. This only continues for a short time, thankfully. I'll take a second look at it and make some improvements.

As you can tell, it was self-edited.

Thanks again!

Help my wife and I pay our mortgage while you read a fun book! It's not, usually, a heavy or deep read.

Is it any surprise that a member of the Russian Orthodox Church knows the specific differences between his church and other churches? That's one of the most important things church members focus on. Our religious differences are more important to them than what people share in common.