I work in software quality engineering, testing software and processes and designing new ways to break things. I've always felt that this is a very "truth-seeking" profession, as we seek to expose the facts behind the assertions made about what a system or program is and does. I am quite c...

SGuilfoyle1966 wrote: How many Bloodguard does it take to screw in a light bulb?
None. The Bloodguard do not require light to see in the dark.

Or the updated version:

How many Masters does it take to screw in a light bulb?
None of your business. You aren't allowed to have light.