Grimmand Honninscrave walks into a bar with the Starfare Gem's helm down his pants. Covenant looks up from his drink and says, "Hellfire, giant! Do you know you have the ship's wheel down your pants?" The ship's master responds in a pained way, "Aaaarrrrggggghhhh! Aye, and it be drivi...

Covenant, Cail, and Pitchwife are in a bar. Covenant finds a fly in his draught and shoves it away in disgust. Cail also finds a fly, kills it, but doesn't finish his draught . Pitchwife also sees a fly in his draught , but downs it anyway, then grabs the fly and holds it over his glass and yells, &...

Thomas Covenant is sitting in a bar, just staring at his drink. He stays like that for half of an hour. Finally Cail, seeing Covenant's drink going to waste, and beng disgusted with Covenant's constant depression, grabs the drink and slams it. Covenant starts crying. Cail says, "Come on man, to...

Menolly wrote:

in oakleaf's signature 'tis wrote:Quis custodiet ipsos custodes?

Ooooo...

Touché!!!

...although, shouldn't custodes be capitalized, since we're called Watchers?

I'll capitalize it if I determine that this group is corrupt or corruptible!

wayfriend wrote:Welcome to the Watch, oakleaf. I don't know what an oak leaf would cover, but if it's bigger than a fig leaf, you probably have what it takes to make it here.

An oak leaf isn't going to cover much other than a couple of acorns I suppose!


Thank goodness for boxers!

If you like the main character to be more an antagonist than protagonist (e.g., Thomas Covenant) I recommend Steven Brust's <i>The Book of Jhereg</i>. "It Ain't Easy Killing People" is Vlad Taltos motto, a character in the vein of Dumas' D'Artagnan. However, where D'Artagnan is a gentleman...

Greetings! Allow me to introduce myself. I am a fan of SRD. Obviously! I'm here, right? I haven't started the Final Chronicles yet. Why? Because after reading the First and Second Chronicles and waiting (and waiting) for the next books, I swore to myself "Never again will I start a series that ...