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Johnny Depp's assistant speech writer during the Golden Globes ceremony as translated by Univision is like getting punched in the face with a flaming, iron fist wrapped in barbed wire and dripping with battery acid.
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Getting punched in the face with a flaming, iron fist wrapped in barbed wire and dripping with battery acid is like listening to the latest Kanye West song.
Be kind, for everyone you meet is fighting a great battle. -Philo of Alexandria
ahhhh... if only all our creativity in wickedness could be fixed by "Corrupt a Wish." - Linna Heartlistener
ahhhh... if only all our creativity in wickedness could be fixed by "Corrupt a Wish." - Linna Heartlistener
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Taking a large knitting needle and jamming it into your brain sideways and then pouring lemon juice in the hole is like laying your legs over the railway tracks to cut off your leg to cure a hangnail.
Be kind, for everyone you meet is fighting a great battle. -Philo of Alexandria
ahhhh... if only all our creativity in wickedness could be fixed by "Corrupt a Wish." - Linna Heartlistener
ahhhh... if only all our creativity in wickedness could be fixed by "Corrupt a Wish." - Linna Heartlistener
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Laying your legs over the railway tracks to cut off your leg to cure a hangnail is like pulling all of your nose hairs out at once using a coil of rusty barbed wire, magnets and dull razor blades.
"If you can't tell the difference, what difference does it make?"
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Likle a midget at a urinal, I knew I would have to stay on my toes.
Dandelion don't tell no lies
Dandelion will make you wise
Tell me if she laughs or cries
Blow away dandelion
I'm afraid there's no denying
I'm just a dandelion
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Dandelion will make you wise
Tell me if she laughs or cries
Blow away dandelion
I'm afraid there's no denying
I'm just a dandelion
a fate I don't deserve.
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shaving your head with a length of rusty barbed wire attached to a baseball bat is like trying to explain to your significant other why you are laughing to tears over something you just saw in Mallory's
Be kind, for everyone you meet is fighting a great battle. -Philo of Alexandria
ahhhh... if only all our creativity in wickedness could be fixed by "Corrupt a Wish." - Linna Heartlistener
ahhhh... if only all our creativity in wickedness could be fixed by "Corrupt a Wish." - Linna Heartlistener
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WHY IS TO WHAT AS HOW IS TO BREAKFAST
Dandelion don't tell no lies
Dandelion will make you wise
Tell me if she laughs or cries
Blow away dandelion
I'm afraid there's no denying
I'm just a dandelion
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Dandelion will make you wise
Tell me if she laughs or cries
Blow away dandelion
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I'm just a dandelion
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WHY IS TO WHAT AS HOW IS TO BREAKFAST is like going to a discussion thread and knocking it clean off its foundation by posting something just close enough to the proper format as to give the next poster a tiny crack at moving forward with the game but just wacky enough to give said poster difficulty figuring out how to get things back on track.
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Knocking a thread clean off its foundation by posting something just close enough to the proper format as to give the next poster a tiny crack at moving forward with the game but just wacky enough to give said poster difficulty figuring out how to get things back on track is like trying to have a civil discussion in the Tank.
Be kind, for everyone you meet is fighting a great battle. -Philo of Alexandria
ahhhh... if only all our creativity in wickedness could be fixed by "Corrupt a Wish." - Linna Heartlistener
ahhhh... if only all our creativity in wickedness could be fixed by "Corrupt a Wish." - Linna Heartlistener
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