ABCs of "What does God need with a Starship?"

Post by **Cord Hurn** » Wed Mar 01, 2017 6:03 am

Entropy is more efficiently enabled when you've got warp speeds.

Post by **aTOMiC** » Wed Mar 01, 2017 12:09 pm

For no good reason.

Post by **Cord Hurn** » Sat Mar 04, 2017 6:27 am

Gratuitous wants are apparently something for which even God has no immunity.

Post by **aTOMiC** » Sat Mar 04, 2017 1:35 pm

Has the other three and wants to complete the set.

Post by **Shuram Gudatetris** » Sun Mar 05, 2017 7:20 am

I guess the moral of the story is that Shatner is God and no one else is.

Post by **wayfriend** » Sun Mar 05, 2017 4:17 pm

Jesus always needs a ride to soccer practice.

Post by **aTOMiC** » Mon Mar 06, 2017 12:14 pm

Knows that Starships taste like chicken.

Post by **dANdeLION** » Sat Mar 11, 2017 2:56 am

God wanted to get the hell out of that crapfestof a movie at maximum warp speed.

Post by **Cord Hurn** » Sat Mar 11, 2017 3:01 am

Likes having long-range laser beams at hand to blast people who can't keep track of alphabetical sequence.

Post by **dANdeLION** » Sat Mar 11, 2017 1:50 pm

Maybe he just likes starships.

Post by **aTOMiC** » Sun Mar 12, 2017 1:00 am

Nobody tells a god what he can and can't have.

Post by **Shuram Gudatetris** » Fri Mar 24, 2017 9:14 pm

Orbiting heavenly bodies is just what gods DO.

Post by **dANdeLION** » Fri Mar 24, 2017 9:27 pm

PERHAPS HE HAS A NEED FOR SPEED.

Post by **aTOMiC** » Mon Mar 27, 2017 3:26 pm

Quit trying to second guess a higher form of life. Let him have the damn star ship.

Post by **Shuram Gudatetris** » Tue Mar 28, 2017 5:58 am

Rhetorical question.

Post by **aTOMiC** » Tue Mar 28, 2017 11:48 am

Since everyone else has a Star Ship he thought he'd jump on the band wagon

Post by **dANdeLION** » Tue Mar 28, 2017 2:06 pm

Shattner made him ask!

Post by **aTOMiC** » Tue Mar 28, 2017 4:24 pm

Try to imagine yourself in his shoes and I think you'll understand why.

Post by **Cord Hurn** » Thu Mar 30, 2017 6:41 pm

Unbelief has got nothing to do with it, that's for sure.

Post by **Vader** » Thu Mar 30, 2017 7:05 pm

Fries. You always need fries with it.

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