How Do You Feel Today? v4
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- Linna Heartbooger
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I second ^that!Skyweir wrote:Sorus wrote:He was a licker, not a biter, and his sandpaper tongue was no joke. He wore down the arm of his favorite chair to the point where it was very noticeable, and you could hear him licking it from the other side of the house. Rasp, rasp, rasp. Try to get him to stop, and he'd just lean away a little in annoyance - can't you see I'm busy here? Tried that bitter apple stuff, and it took him about an hour to acquire a taste for it. Rasp, rasp, rasp, yuck, rasp, rasp, hey this stuff isn't bad. The only thing he didn't like was black pepper, so I'd be sprinkling pepper on the chair a couple of times a day. The things that become normal when you have pets. That worked for a few weeks, then he started eviscerating the cushions and eating the tasty foam filling.![]()
That is hilarious Sorus .. brilliant description LOL

When my younger son was probably about 4, I received, as a Christmas gift, a beautiful-to-my-aesthetic raspberry-colored spatula.skyweir wrote:Oddly enough my eldest daughter used to bit her wooden bunk beds too .. literally left bit marks in the wood .. sooooo weirdIts not like we didnt feed her
geez .. buy your own furniture kid
(rubber scraper? one side of my fam calls them that... things you use to scrape out the last bit of cake batter out of the bowl.)
Not 24 hours later, I looked at it and there was a chunk bitten out of it!
I questioned the culprit, and he immediately explained, "Well, I saw it... and I thought I would like to take a bite of it - and so I did!"
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Thank GOD nobody ran with that one.Avatar wrote:my local crag is currently closed.
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I had surgery and a biopsy somewhere in the area of my personal crag and am now recovering at home. Yes, folks, I had surgery in Nigeria (but the surgeon was Korean).
A couple of months ago, I was probably the most fit and healthy I've been, ever. Then a bad migraine, them malaria, malaria part 2, and now this. Gahh.
For summer break from school, I am learning to play piano from books, writing lesson plans for teaching elementary music in the Fall, and weaving a hammock. I would have been done by now but I had to have Fawn of the Dawn send me more rope because somehow I underestimated.
We've had no electricity for 6 or 7 weeks unless we run a generator. For other highlights on life in Nigeria, watch the viral "This is Nigeria" video by Falz, a takeoff on "This is America" by Childish Gambino (and even more dense with references to current issues, and not obtuse as Gambino's video is).
Be kind, for everyone you meet is fighting a great battle. -Philo of Alexandria
ahhhh... if only all our creativity in wickedness could be fixed by "Corrupt a Wish." - Linna Heartlistener
ahhhh... if only all our creativity in wickedness could be fixed by "Corrupt a Wish." - Linna Heartlistener