ABCs of "What does God need with a Starship?"

[Skyweir]

Tall tales and telling them of interstellar exploration and creativity

[Wosbald]

+JMJ+

Universal Translators aren't needed when Photon Torpedos do the talking. Kerplow!

[Skyweir]

Vicious vermin are less likely to take up residence on a star ship & god has quite enough to do without dealing with vermin and their shenanigans lol

[Wosbald]

+JMJ+

Wiseass Wesley's got a date with this Mirror-Universe Starship's agony booth. Thank you, Evil Kirk.

[Skyweir]

Yella younguns need character building experiences for becoming gods ~ a starship is great training tool.

[Wosbald]

+JMJ+

Zima's only served on Babylon 5, and that's a long haul without warp-nine.

[Skyweir]

All deities-in training require inter stellar star knowledge & experience and what better way to acquire mad skillz but on a starship.

[Wosbald]

+JMJ+

Ba'ku — with their insufferably folksy, peasant shirt-wearing, bread-baking, fabric-weaving ways — are about to get a hardball lesson in Divine Firepower.

[Khaliban]

+JMJ+

Universal Translators aren't needed when Photon Torpedos do the talking. Kerplow!

Corbomite Maneuver practice.

(That's mine, by the way. The Enterprise model. I built it as a fan mod for Starfleet Command.)

[Skyweir]

wow! Looks great

Have you taken it for a spin and does this mean you might be a god? Or just a starship ensign?

[Skyweir]

Directives of a prime caliber require god like divine oversight and therefore are by necessity subject to the aforementioned oversight

[Wosbald]

+JMJ+

[…]

(That's mine, by the way. The Enterprise model. I built it as a fan mod for Starfleet Command.)

Cool.



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Edo gotta learn that the howling spectacle of their ridiculous diapers ain't enough to turn the wrath of a God tired of them playin' grabass.