ABCs of "What does God need with a Starship?"
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Tall tales and telling them of interstellar exploration and creativity
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Universal Translators aren't needed when Photon Torpedos do the talking. Kerplow!
Universal Translators aren't needed when Photon Torpedos do the talking. Kerplow!
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Vicious vermin are less likely to take up residence on a star ship & god has quite enough to do without dealing with vermin and their shenanigans lol
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Wiseass Wesley's got a date with this Mirror-Universe Starship's agony booth. Thank you, Evil Kirk.
Wiseass Wesley's got a date with this Mirror-Universe Starship's agony booth. Thank you, Evil Kirk.
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Yella younguns need character building experiences for becoming gods ~ a starship is great training tool.
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Zima's only served on Babylon 5, and that's a long haul without warp-nine.
Zima's only served on Babylon 5, and that's a long haul without warp-nine.
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All deities-in training require inter stellar star knowledge & experience and what better way to acquire mad skillz but on a starship.
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Ba'ku β with their insufferably folksy, peasant shirt-wearing, bread-baking, fabric-weaving ways β are about to get a hardball lesson in Divine Firepower.
Ba'ku β with their insufferably folksy, peasant shirt-wearing, bread-baking, fabric-weaving ways β are about to get a hardball lesson in Divine Firepower.
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Corbomite Maneuver practice.
(That's mine, by the way. The Enterprise model. I built it as a fan mod for Starfleet Command.)
"This is the sort of bloody nonsense up with which I will not put."
Smashwords: Discovered Mate: A Tale of Desire and Chess
Some Stories: FanFiction or Archive Of Our Own
Smashwords: Discovered Mate: A Tale of Desire and Chess
Some Stories: FanFiction or Archive Of Our Own
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wow! Looks great 
Have you taken it for a spin and does this mean you might be a god? Or just a starship ensign?
Have you taken it for a spin and does this mean you might be a god? Or just a starship ensign?
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Directives of a prime caliber require god like divine oversight and therefore are by necessity subject to the aforementioned oversight
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Edo gotta learn that the howling spectacle of their ridiculous diapers ain't enough to turn the wrath of a God tired of them playin' grabass.
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Edo gotta learn that the howling spectacle of their ridiculous diapers ain't enough to turn the wrath of a God tired of them playin' grabass.
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Finding an inhabited planet: The cost of doin' business.
Finding it uninhabited three full-spread bombardments later: Priceless.
Finding an inhabited planet: The cost of doin' business.
Finding it uninhabited three full-spread bombardments later: Priceless.
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lol
Gooey Galloping Godly Goldilocks Holy Grail Universal Golf Tournaments
arenβt good when not widely attended by the more gods the better!!
Gooey Galloping Godly Goldilocks Holy Grail Universal Golf Tournaments
arenβt good when not widely attended by the more gods the better!!keep smiling
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Ignoble though it may be, zapping a planet's sentient species back to the Stone Age is just-the-ticket for a God to get his groove back.
Ignoble though it may be, zapping a planet's sentient species back to the Stone Age is just-the-ticket for a God to get his groove back.
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just a minute, could God make a starship faster than his thought?
Lenin, Marx
Marx, Lennon
Good Dog...
Marx, Lennon
Good Dog...
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Krypton's Last Son has to learn the hard way that this galaxy's only big enough for one God.
Krypton's Last Son has to learn the hard way that this galaxy's only big enough for one God.
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Manic Mondays are a li'l less manic when phasering prewarp civilizations gives a grumpy God reason to get outta bed.
Manic Mondays are a li'l less manic when phasering prewarp civilizations gives a grumpy God reason to get outta bed.
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