Yelling at a cloud, demanding to know what it did with the Tank. And get off my lawn!
ABCs of Tank Withdrawal Syndrome (TWS)
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Yelling at a cloud, demanding to know what it did with the Tank. And get off my lawn!
Yelling at a cloud, demanding to know what it did with the Tank. And get off my lawn!
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Zines covering every aspect of Tank culture high-&-low — from posturing to bloviating, from dismissing to dogpiling, from taunting to claiming victory — have been every lonely Tanker's solace during the long lean-years of the Tankless Wasteland.
Zines covering every aspect of Tank culture high-&-low — from posturing to bloviating, from dismissing to dogpiling, from taunting to claiming victory — have been every lonely Tanker's solace during the long lean-years of the Tankless Wasteland.
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Anger Management is a must when the Tank has been maliciously mooted by The Management.
Anger Management is a must when the Tank has been maliciously mooted by The Management.
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Blamin' It on the Rain is the story I tell my shrink. Makin' Somebody Pay is the plan I hatch in my basement.
Blamin' It on the Rain is the story I tell my shrink. Makin' Somebody Pay is the plan I hatch in my basement.
ABCs of Tank Withdrawal Syndrome (TWS)
Chastising customer service over every small flaw is direct result of Tank withdrawal.
Not every person is going to understand you and that's okay. They have a right to their opinion and you have every right to ignore it.
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Detox is just a pipe-dream when the TankCrank monkey is ridin' yer back.
Detox is just a pipe-dream when the TankCrank monkey is ridin' yer back.
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Enjoying picking random fights with strangers is result of tank withdrawal.
Not every person is going to understand you and that's okay. They have a right to their opinion and you have every right to ignore it.
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Forgoing vengeance is not an option when the Tank's honor is on the line!
Forgoing vengeance is not an option when the Tank's honor is on the line!
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Generating yer own small army of abusive AI chatbots to replicate that olde-tyme Tanky malaise.
Generating yer own small army of abusive AI chatbots to replicate that olde-tyme Tanky malaise.
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Huffing a scientifically-optimized mélange of petrols, alcohols, alkanes, terpenes, and glues suspended in a gossamer aerosolized bath in order to emulate the giddy, disoriented euphoria of Peak Tank Bliss.
Huffing a scientifically-optimized mélange of petrols, alcohols, alkanes, terpenes, and glues suspended in a gossamer aerosolized bath in order to emulate the giddy, disoriented euphoria of Peak Tank Bliss.
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Injecting bleach and mainlining sunshine to purge the body of impurities jamming harmonic resonance with Tanky frequencies.
Injecting bleach and mainlining sunshine to purge the body of impurities jamming harmonic resonance with Tanky frequencies.
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Jumping up angrily from the computer monitor from the latest Q-Anon conspiracy your search dug up. 
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Karmic Fire will soon rain down upon the heads of the idolatrous, the unclean, the untanky. Woe unto you!
Karmic Fire will soon rain down upon the heads of the idolatrous, the unclean, the untanky. Woe unto you!
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Longing for that emotional-support pillow provided only by the accepting embrace of compassionate co-Tankers.
Longing for that emotional-support pillow provided only by the accepting embrace of compassionate co-Tankers.
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Manufacturing my own, homebrewed Tank with cardboard and baling wire. Tank-Haters think that they've won, but the joke's on them. My new Corrugated Tank is even better than the Original. Ha!
Manufacturing my own, homebrewed Tank with cardboard and baling wire. Tank-Haters think that they've won, but the joke's on them. My new Corrugated Tank is even better than the Original. Ha!
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Nicotine fits have got nothing on Tank withdrawal symptoms. "Trust me".
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On my honour the Tank is irreplaceable in every respect ~ bow down and worship the toxic hell hole and embrace the obyss
keep smiling
'Smoke me a kipper .. I'll be back for breakfast!'
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Pelting myself with monkey scat to emulate that authentic Tank ambiance.
Pelting myself with monkey scat to emulate that authentic Tank ambiance.
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Quilted Northern Exposure in a Dunking Tank of Scatological Dominance.
Lenin, Marx
Marx, Lennon
Good Dog...
Marx, Lennon
Good Dog...
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Reducing every item in my Life-Inventory to one of two fundamental categories:
Reducing every item in my Life-Inventory to one of two fundamental categories:
- Time spent in the Tank.
- Time wasted.