"The Last of Us": ABCs from the Watchpocalypse

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Overexposure to Gamma Ray Bursts (GRBs) is the main hazard for the Outposters eking out an existence in the Magnetosphere-depleted flats of the Loresraat's Salty Desert.

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Particle beam acceleraror pistols πŸ”«
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Quasimodo would be considered quite the comely suitor given the Grade Ζ΅ offerings regularly belched forth from turbid waters of the Watchpocalypse's mutant-prone gene pool.

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rocketship to Mars!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Slimes, Oozes, Puddings, Blobs, Molds, Jellies and even dreaded Gelatinous Cubes engulf and absorb many an unwary pilgrim lost in the lightless crypts, tunnels, chutes and sluices far 'neath the Watch's overworld.

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Tiamat - the dragon at the end of the world
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Underworlders β€” or "Undies", as they're derisively known by some in the higher castes β€” ceaselessly gnaw the dark byways mazing the Watch's depths, when they're not busy doing the laundry of their betters.

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Verbal sword goes snicker-snack
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Wagyu Beef is no longer a thing in the Watchpocalypse. Spam β€” in a strange, sentient, anthropomorphized form β€” survived The Fall, though. Go figure.

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Xtro the Alien is an esteemed Watchpocalypic City Father β€” a staid & stable chap when juxtaposed against the colorful characters most typifying the citizenry of the Populous Zones.

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Yog-Sothoth's cult β€” ubiquitous in the Eastern Prefectures β€” is a vibrant and welcoming, if borderline psychotic, scene. And the post-worship potluck's ratwiches, served cut at impossible angles, are the toast of the region's gourmands.

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ZomboCom is, you guessed it, still up 'n' running in the Watchpocalypse. The infinite, apparently, is indeed possible.

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Ancient Astronauts built the Pyramids as a gift to their panspermiac progeny. But even their farsighted wisdom could not foresee the hobbled and malformed Watchpocalyptic inheritors of their patrimony.

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Battlestars may've landed new waves of Colonial Warriors, but their Colonial Turbines (i.e. cycles) found more use in their early, CHiPs-era missions than they did cruising the dust-choked skies and rubbly highways of End-Times Earth.

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Crocodilian evolutes β€” such as the recently spawned Maw-men β€” have come perilously close in some districts to toppling both Man and Mutant from their perch as apex predator.

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Dig Dug is one of the few electronic amusements β€” or "e-musements" in the local pidgins β€” to survive both the Fall and repeated censorship attempts by the Bureau of Mental Hygene.

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Elmo, broken in mind and body by the pitiless onslaught of Watchpocalyptic depredations, finally embraces the horror.

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