ABCs of Tank Withdrawal Syndrome (TWS)

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Yelling at a cloud, demanding to know what it did with the Tank. And get off my lawn!

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Zines covering every aspect of Tank culture high-&-low — from posturing to bloviating, from dismissing to dogpiling, from taunting to claiming victory — have been every lonely Tanker's solace during the long lean-years of the Tankless Wasteland.

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Anger Management is a must when the Tank has been maliciously mooted by The Management.

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Blamin' It on the Rain is the story I tell my shrink. Makin' Somebody Pay is the plan I hatch in my basement.

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Chastising customer service over every small flaw is direct result of Tank withdrawal.
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Detox is just a pipe-dream when the TankCrank monkey is ridin' yer back.

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Enjoying picking random fights with strangers is result of tank withdrawal.
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Forgoing vengeance is not an option when the Tank's honor is on the line!

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Generating yer own small army of abusive AI chatbots to replicate that olde-tyme Tanky malaise.

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Huffing a scientifically-optimized mélange of petrols, alcohols, alkanes, terpenes, and glues suspended in a gossamer aerosolized bath in order to emulate the giddy, disoriented euphoria of Peak Tank Bliss.

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Injecting bleach and mainlining sunshine to purge the body of impurities jamming harmonic resonance with Tanky frequencies.

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Jumping up angrily from the computer monitor from the latest Q-Anon conspiracy your search dug up. :rant:
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Karmic Fire will soon rain down upon the heads of the idolatrous, the unclean, the untanky. Woe unto you!

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