Juan Valdez

Post by **dANdeLION** » Wed Jun 17, 2009 4:27 am

Furls Fire wrote:*sigh*

Must you all encourage him???

And I'm still trying to get my mind around the bug thing and the egg....

You know I'd never knowingly do anything to annoy or upset you, right? On the other hand, I never knowingly did anything to upset my ex, and you see how well that worked.

Post by **Fist and Faith** » Wed Jun 17, 2009 10:43 am

aliantha wrote:
Lord Foul wrote:It's both ways, since I'm both of them. Kind of like a palindrome, such as 2112.
Or like Ipswich!

Indeed! Bolton/Notlob!

Post by **dANdeLION** » Wed Jun 17, 2009 1:32 pm

2112 isn't so much a palindrome as it is a kickass Rush album. As Pr0n , Foul should have known that. As Pigeon, he should have embraced that. As Juan Valdez, he should have made sweet love to one of his many women while playing it.

Post by **Seven Words** » Wed Jun 17, 2009 2:59 pm

the name of this thread always brings to mind a skit from the TV show, "In Living Color"..they had that recurring"Hey Mon!" about an insanely hardworking Jamaican immigrant family. "When I was 16 I already had three jobs, was going to school, and taking care of me five brothers and sisters!"...They were running a coffee joint..and a non-specified Oriental immigrant family named Won opened up a coffee joint right next to them. They started arguing across the railing about better deals, and more family involvement.....and at the end, MR Won said, "You think you have beaten us, but your are wrong..for there is one Won you have not met yet..Juan Valdez!"..cut to "Jamaican mother".."That's a pretty far way to go for a joke, mon"

Post by **Furls Fire** » Wed Jun 17, 2009 3:11 pm

Lord Foul wrote:
Furls Fire wrote:*sigh*

Must you all encourage him???

And I'm still trying to get my mind around the bug thing and the egg....
Encourage who? Me or Juan or both of us? Honestly gurl, it's all fun and games. Let your hair down and get crazy.

Heh...All well and good. It was just distracting me as I was trying to get my mind around the absolutely superd imagery of this...

The question is of course...not...who birthed the greater egg....

It is...as any objective observe can discern....this.....thus...

Does time travel....or is travel..time?...

Rotit.....of course....a mirror could see.....but eye cannot......gray matter..however is another matter......where is the inspiration...the data?...or it's interpretation...

Brilliance!!!

And Dan...please tell me you did not just compare me to your ex-wife!!!

Post by **dANdeLION** » Wed Jun 17, 2009 6:51 pm

Furls Fire wrote: Dan...please tell me you did not just compare me to your ex-wife!!!

1) It's dAN, not 'Dan'

2) I said 'ex', not 'ex-wife'

3) I did not compare you to anybody, I merely commented on a past failure.

4) Only a woman would jump to that conclusion.

5) Say, what's that behind you? *runs*

Post by **aliantha** » Wed Jun 17, 2009 8:03 pm

Fist and Faith wrote:
aliantha wrote:
Lord Foul wrote:It's both ways, since I'm both of them. Kind of like a palindrome, such as 2112.
Or like Ipswich!
Indeed! Bolton/Notlob!

Exactly!

YouTube · Post by **Menolly** » Wed Jun 17, 2009 8:05 pm

Does Esmer's Ranyhyn Nauj nod fall under this then?
*wondering if Plains would be good enough to answer*

Post by **Juan Valdez** » Tue Jul 07, 2009 4:37 am

be it known.....not to be confused with noun...or no ...n....nor none.....neither no oh!....n.....

pretenders to the lofty throne....n t b c'd w....thrown....will surely be proven not true...and or false as the case may be.....not crime of course...nor on a by basis....

there is but one i....though never in team...no?

there is but one juan...

deceivers of the day..will be exposed...decently however...so as not to upset the children or their mothers.....decency must but maintained...like a well oiled....object which requires it..on a semi frequent basis....

oh look....a bumbling billy name...oy......catch!....well played..?....that remains to be seen...

through the trees...impaled perhaps....even more astute.....though a scholastic endeavor it most certainly is....though a close kin..to our white ringed brother.....highest masculine royalty penned the beast......and his tale...and his tail...and his end.......or was it his beginning...

start to finish..so you may start once more...but all within the text....only once....and yes....i deem it possible.....though it is entirely unnecessary...for regardless of what is deemed...what is ...is.....

torn.....add the vowel.....and the little boy was pleased....we've met again...

the broken man...is superior however....a rose by any other name.....may ....despite ....the phrase...smell decidedly less fresh....

damn the dogs......if not for them...perhaps the outcome would have been.......different......if this is caught another is crowned mighty....for they would be deserving.....

is a clue....a code....corroboration..completely..capable of...correctly....compelling ...comrades...to a conclusion...

cant say for sure....but i believe it is possible...though tenuous.....it is best.....keen observation is a must however...

HOOVAH...onward..to the trolley...where we roll merrily .... merrily...merrily...merrily....respiration is but a symptom of that which is capable of nocturnal rumination...

though is this attribute necessary for successful unconscious contemplation.....we may never know....we may never see...me may never recognize...the mirror of our........exactly

compelling story...and artful...illusion....or perhaps..the other kind...with the a

..

hah...TALL E....and you are aware of the rest...one would hope..I know i do...

I do....eye..dew.....adieu....

-Juan..............is color blind?......retraction for the eyesight of our youth......Valdez

Post by **sgt.null** » Wed Jul 08, 2009 1:23 am

one juan...

let's get together and feel alright

Post by **Furls Fire** » Thu Jul 09, 2009 2:51 pm

*bows* to the Juan one. Brilliant as usual

Post by **sgt.null** » Thu Jul 09, 2009 10:53 pm

Post by **aliantha** » Fri Jul 10, 2009 3:01 pm

Is that from before or after the spill, Sarge?

Post by **sgt.null** » Sat Jul 11, 2009 6:10 pm

aliantha wrote:Is that from before or after the spill, Sarge?

i am guessing fore not aft.

Post by **Juan.Valdez** » Sat Dec 28, 2024 3:54 am

... ...

Yea and lo' ... these whispered legends count themselves true.... in sooth...

akin...to pieces of fetters that some might call youth...

....time marches ever on.... unstitched to be spun...

....these bans hold no dominion...in these places; beyond .... and 'the ghost...of the watch...' lives on...

-Juan de todo los tiempos desde todo los tiempos Valdez

Post by **Fist and Faith** » Sat Dec 28, 2024 4:05 am

Juan Valdez! As I live and breath!

Post by **Juan.Valdez** » Sat Dec 28, 2024 4:20 am

...HA! ... Indeed Fist and Faith! ... a ghost yet haunt these 'halls!'

... though sand persists its fall through hours glass.... Time & Season finds Us here...

....yea and lo...friend of 'ago' .... I do so hope this finds you well!

Upon the very cusp of another year begun .... Nothing lost; is nothing won!

... NOW in non-sequitur delight and rambling ...WE fly -->

... Samantha! ... What of the porridge on the mouses blouse? .... We'll never account for October's folly if Bismark is to be trusted to make his appointment by noon... And darest ye not abscond with ALL the biscuits laid away for some other Tuesday! -- It will not do, to dishes!

...It is however..HOOVER..!! ... important to note that the seemings gleam before their intention... akin to tempests tossed -- ...but lo' ...the visions of a dreamer guide us toward the shore.... is thought not akin to a lantern in the dark ....and hope a piece of Tomorrow's morrow?

TAAAAALLL -LLLYYYY HO!

-Juan de juan Valdez

Post by **Juan.Valdez** » Sat Dec 28, 2024 5:16 am

birdandbear wrote: ↑ Juan!! Good to see you again! It's been too long...

You are truly inspirational, sir. And always guaranteed to bring a grin to my face....

Welcome back, you sultry spaniard!!

... Huzzah!

- Juan Valdez

Post by **sgt.null** » Sun Jan 26, 2025 1:43 pm

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