awe c'mon can't we give the poor monkey a break?
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TheUnbelievingDLH
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heh...
"Regardless of where you stand on the issue of the U.S. involvement in Iraq, here's a sobering statistic:
There has been a monthly average of 160,000 troops in the Iraq theatre of operations during the last 22 months, and a total of 2,112 deaths.
That gives a firearm death rate of 60 per 100,000 soldiers.
The firearm death rate in Washington D.C. is 80.6 per 100,000 persons for the same period.
That means that you are about 25% more likely to be shot and killed in the U.S. Capital than you are in Iraq.
Conclusion:
The U.S. should pull out of Washington."
"Regardless of where you stand on the issue of the U.S. involvement in Iraq, here's a sobering statistic:
There has been a monthly average of 160,000 troops in the Iraq theatre of operations during the last 22 months, and a total of 2,112 deaths.
That gives a firearm death rate of 60 per 100,000 soldiers.
The firearm death rate in Washington D.C. is 80.6 per 100,000 persons for the same period.
That means that you are about 25% more likely to be shot and killed in the U.S. Capital than you are in Iraq.
Conclusion:
The U.S. should pull out of Washington."
"Right away would be good. Right now would be better"
-- Nick Succorso
OK, so what's the speed of dark?- Larry the Cable Guy
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TheUnbelievingDLH
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awwwwwwwwwwe how huggably, rapably, cuteElfgirl wrote:NO!...
heehee...this one will really do your head in...
www.georgewbushwhackers.com/bushdance.html
"I'd love to help you, but I'd spill my drink."
"There is only one basic human right, the right to do as you damn well please. And with it comes the only basic human duty, the duty to take the consequences." - PJ O'Rourke
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"Men and women range themselves into three classes or orders of intelligence; you can tell the lowest class by their habit of always talking about persons; the next by the fact that their habit is always to converse about things; the highest by their preference for the discussion of ideas." - Charles Stewart
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"I believe there are more instances of the abridgment of the freedom of the people by gradual and silent encroachments of those in power than by violent and sudden usurpations." - James Madison
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"Men and women range themselves into three classes or orders of intelligence; you can tell the lowest class by their habit of always talking about persons; the next by the fact that their habit is always to converse about things; the highest by their preference for the discussion of ideas." - Charles Stewart
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"I believe there are more instances of the abridgment of the freedom of the people by gradual and silent encroachments of those in power than by violent and sudden usurpations." - James Madison
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A Gunslinger
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Ya, know, I never understood what people find attractive about Ann Coulter, she looks like a drag Queen, even if you ignore her Adam's apple that is literally the size of an apple, matter of fact, I've known better looking and more feminine looking drag Queens.
I Never Fail To Be Astounded By The Things We Do For Promises - Ronnie James Dio (All The Fools Sailed Away)
Remember, everytime you drag someone through the mud, you're down in the mud with them
Life isn't about waiting for the storm to pass...
It's about learning to dance in the rain
Where are we going...and... WHY are we in a handbasket?
Remember, everytime you drag someone through the mud, you're down in the mud with them
Life isn't about waiting for the storm to pass...
It's about learning to dance in the rain
Where are we going...and... WHY are we in a handbasket?
Much to my shock and dismay, so have I.sindatur wrote:Ya, know, I never understood what people find attractive about Ann Coulter, she looks like a drag Queen, even if you ignore her Adam's apple that is literally the size of an apple, matter of fact, I've known better looking and more feminine looking drag Queens.
Yeah, I'd be worried about Ann standing at the urinal next to me.
"There is only one basic human right, the right to do as you damn well please. And with it comes the only basic human duty, the duty to take the consequences." - PJ O'Rourke
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"Men and women range themselves into three classes or orders of intelligence; you can tell the lowest class by their habit of always talking about persons; the next by the fact that their habit is always to converse about things; the highest by their preference for the discussion of ideas." - Charles Stewart
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"I believe there are more instances of the abridgment of the freedom of the people by gradual and silent encroachments of those in power than by violent and sudden usurpations." - James Madison
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"Men and women range themselves into three classes or orders of intelligence; you can tell the lowest class by their habit of always talking about persons; the next by the fact that their habit is always to converse about things; the highest by their preference for the discussion of ideas." - Charles Stewart
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"I believe there are more instances of the abridgment of the freedom of the people by gradual and silent encroachments of those in power than by violent and sudden usurpations." - James Madison
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A Gunslinger
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I can hear her now.... looking over at you.... "You call THAT a D*ck?"...
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"I use my gun whenever kindness fails"
That would be my luck....Hers is probably bigger than mine.
"There is only one basic human right, the right to do as you damn well please. And with it comes the only basic human duty, the duty to take the consequences." - PJ O'Rourke
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"Men and women range themselves into three classes or orders of intelligence; you can tell the lowest class by their habit of always talking about persons; the next by the fact that their habit is always to converse about things; the highest by their preference for the discussion of ideas." - Charles Stewart
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"I believe there are more instances of the abridgment of the freedom of the people by gradual and silent encroachments of those in power than by violent and sudden usurpations." - James Madison
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"Men and women range themselves into three classes or orders of intelligence; you can tell the lowest class by their habit of always talking about persons; the next by the fact that their habit is always to converse about things; the highest by their preference for the discussion of ideas." - Charles Stewart
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"I believe there are more instances of the abridgment of the freedom of the people by gradual and silent encroachments of those in power than by violent and sudden usurpations." - James Madison
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High Lord Tolkien
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I don't know about her having a dick but listening to what she says it seems she has some pretty big balls!!
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[Defeated by a gizmo from Batman's utility belt]
Joker: I swear by all that's funny never to be taken in by that unconstitutional device again!
[Defeated by a gizmo from Batman's utility belt]
Joker: I swear by all that's funny never to be taken in by that unconstitutional device again!
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www.snopes.com/politics/bush/piehigher.asp
MAKE THE PIE HIGHER
by George W. Bush
I think we all agree, the past is over.
This is still a dangerous world.
It's a world of madmen and uncertainty
and potential mental losses.
Rarely is the question asked
Is our children learning?
Will the highways of the Internet become more few?
How many hands have I shaked?
They misunderestimate me.
I am a pitbull on the pantleg of opportunity.
I know that the human being and the fish can coexist.
Families is where our nation finds hope, where our wings take dream.
Put food on your family!
Knock down the tollbooth!
Vulcanize society!
Make the pie higher! Make the pie higher!
"It is not the literal past that rules us, save, possibly, in a biological sense. It is images of the past. Each new historical era mirrors itself in the picture and active mythology of its past or of a past borrowed from other cultures. It tests its sense of identity, of regress or new achievement against that past.”
-George Steiner
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Lord Mhoram
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More!!!
The latest in bumper stickers:
1. (On an infant's shirt): Already smarter than Bush.
2. 1/20/09: End of an Error
3. That's OK, I Wasn't Using My Civil Liberties Anyway
4. Let's Fix Democracy in This Country First
5. Bush. Like a Rock. Only Dumber.
6. You Can't Be Pro-War And Pro-Life At The Same Time
7. If You Can Read This, You're Not Our President
8. Hey, Bush Supporters: Embarrassed Yet?
9. George Bush: Creating the Terrorists Our Kids Will Have to Fight
10. Impeachment: It's Not Just for Blow jobs Anymore
11. America: One Nation, Under Surveillance
12. They Call Him "W" So He Can Spell It
13. Which God Do You Kill For?
14. Jail to the Chief
15. Who Would Jesus Torture?
16. No, Seriously, Why Did We Invade?
17. Bush: God's Way of Proving Intelligent Design is Full Of Crap
18. Bad president! No Banana!
19. We Need a President Who's Fluent In At Least One Language
20. We're Making Enemies Faster Than We Can Kill Them
21. Rich Man's War, Poor Man's Blood
22. Is It Vietnam Yet?
23. Bush Doesn't Care About White People, Either
24. Where Are We Going? And Why Are We In This Hand basket?
25. You Elected Him. You Deserve Him.
26. Impeach Cheney First
27. Dubya, Your Dad Shoulda Pulled Out, Too
28. When Bush Took Office, Gas Was $1.46
29. The Republican Party: Our Bridge to the 11th Century
30. 2004: Embarrassed. 2005: Horrified. 2006: Terrified.
The latest in bumper stickers:
1. (On an infant's shirt): Already smarter than Bush.
2. 1/20/09: End of an Error
3. That's OK, I Wasn't Using My Civil Liberties Anyway
4. Let's Fix Democracy in This Country First
5. Bush. Like a Rock. Only Dumber.
6. You Can't Be Pro-War And Pro-Life At The Same Time
7. If You Can Read This, You're Not Our President
8. Hey, Bush Supporters: Embarrassed Yet?
9. George Bush: Creating the Terrorists Our Kids Will Have to Fight
10. Impeachment: It's Not Just for Blow jobs Anymore
11. America: One Nation, Under Surveillance
12. They Call Him "W" So He Can Spell It
13. Which God Do You Kill For?
14. Jail to the Chief
15. Who Would Jesus Torture?
16. No, Seriously, Why Did We Invade?
17. Bush: God's Way of Proving Intelligent Design is Full Of Crap
18. Bad president! No Banana!
19. We Need a President Who's Fluent In At Least One Language
20. We're Making Enemies Faster Than We Can Kill Them
21. Rich Man's War, Poor Man's Blood
22. Is It Vietnam Yet?
23. Bush Doesn't Care About White People, Either
24. Where Are We Going? And Why Are We In This Hand basket?
25. You Elected Him. You Deserve Him.
26. Impeach Cheney First
27. Dubya, Your Dad Shoulda Pulled Out, Too
28. When Bush Took Office, Gas Was $1.46
29. The Republican Party: Our Bridge to the 11th Century
30. 2004: Embarrassed. 2005: Horrified. 2006: Terrified.
"Right away would be good. Right now would be better"
-- Nick Succorso
OK, so what's the speed of dark?- Larry the Cable Guy
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Ylva Kresh
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Here's a nice change...Bush Humour from Bush.
--AWashington - At an annual dinner for broadcasters, President George W Bush poked fun at himself and a few others in remarks that drew laughter and applause.
"A year ago my approval rating was in the 30s, my nominee for the Supreme Court had just withdrawn, and my vice-president had shot someone," Bush said at the Radio and Television Correspondents' Association dinner on Wednesday.
"Ah," he said, "those were the good ol' days".
