The preview chapter for Fatal Revenant (April Fools 2007)

Post by **Cameraman Jenn** » Mon Apr 02, 2007 10:23 pm

I think that High Lord Jay's willingness to give his life to save Linden shows that his THOOLAH membership is just a way of covering up his deep unrequited love for Linden.....

Post by **kevinswatch** » Mon Apr 02, 2007 10:27 pm

Ok...that's enough in-depth analysis and discussion of the preview chapter.-jay

Post by **Cameraman Jenn** » Mon Apr 02, 2007 10:30 pm

But...but....you said you WANTED us to analyze it.....

Post by **Seareach** » Mon Apr 02, 2007 10:48 pm

Romeo wrote:I didn't send it to him, but he did receive it from someone. And he IS pretty pissed off about it... the fact that it is a lot closer than you'd believe to the real thing.

You're right, Romeo. How did Jay know there's a High Lord Jay in the first chapter???!!!!

Post by **Cameraman Jenn** » Mon Apr 02, 2007 11:18 pm

You SAID you wanted some analysis.....

Post by **Avatar** » Tue Apr 03, 2007 3:35 am

Guess you were busy for the 1st this year huh Jay? Expected something much more elaborate. You spoiled us with the last couple.

--A

Post by **kevinswatch** » Tue Apr 03, 2007 3:55 am

Jeeze, aren't you greedy? Heh. Mr. 20000.

Hey, that took a good couple of hours to write.

But yeah, I basically did it the last minute, heh. So I was busy.

Don't worry, I'll try harder next year.

-jay

Post by **Avatar** » Tue Apr 03, 2007 4:00 am

Hey, it's your own fault for setting the bar so high.

--A

Post by **kevinswatch** » Tue Apr 03, 2007 4:03 am

Bah.

But come on, did you at least laugh once at this year's joke? If so, what more do you want from me???

-jay

Post by **Vain** » Tue Apr 03, 2007 4:27 am

We should have gone with the "Avatar Disastar" plan we discussed jay......

Post by **Avatar** » Tue Apr 03, 2007 4:36 am

kevinswatch wrote:Bah.

But come on, did you at least laugh once at this year's joke? If so, what more do you want from me??? -jay

To be honest, it was the least traumatic April 1st I've experienced at the Watch, what with Aprility Fools (you cruel bastard) and the Terry Brooks Hack Team.

--A

Post by **lucimay** » Tue Apr 03, 2007 4:40 am

ohmygod. i forgot about the terry brooks hack team!!!!

Post by **kevinswatch** » Tue Apr 03, 2007 5:09 am

Bah, with all of the fuddy-duddies that got worked up over the last two jokes, I figured I'd play it safe this year.

So I just went with my own favorite kind of April Fools joke: the obvous but funny joke.

Well, I had fun writing it at least.

And don't worry, next year, I'll do something completely insane that'll be sure to offend everyone here, just for Avatar.

-jay

Post by **lucimay** » Tue Apr 03, 2007 5:14 am

jay. dude. i laughed my ass off.

Post by **kevinswatch** » Tue Apr 03, 2007 5:37 am

Thanks. Glad you liked it.

People to Ban
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[ ] Lucimay
[X] Avatar

-jay

Post by **Avatar** » Tue Apr 03, 2007 5:51 am

I'm telling you, I was traumatised by Aprility Fools. The hack team was hilarious though.

--A

Post by **Lorelei** » Tue Apr 03, 2007 1:18 pm

I just read it and almost fell out of my chair! Sorry I missed it on the actual day. Good job Jay!

Who knew that SRD would use the word "craptastic"!

Post by **Cameraman Jenn** » Tue Apr 03, 2007 4:07 pm

Seareach wrote:

You're right, Romeo. How did Jay know there's a High Lord Jay in the first chapter???!!!!

That's odd, High Lord Jay didn't show up until the second chapter in my version....

Post by **wayfriend** » Tue Apr 03, 2007 5:16 pm

Awesome job, Jay.

You had me going until "It is I! Lord Foul!". Then I knew it was fishy. He would have called someone "groveler".

Awesome job, Romeo.

You had me going until you said "I have the page set up to automatically provide the link". That would take programming skills.

Post by **Relayer** » Tue Apr 03, 2007 9:10 pm

Hilarious!!

Even if Smoochy-Bear didn't give it away, "Linden bowled over the Master" did.

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The preview chapter for Fatal Revenant (April Fools 2007)