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Junk email - it's an art form
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How strange....
On a side note, I've been keeping track of how many times bad things were supposed to happen to me because of not passing on the chain-letters. This is what I've got so far.
On a side note, I've been keeping track of how many times bad things were supposed to happen to me because of not passing on the chain-letters. This is what I've got so far.
• SINGLE FOR THE NEXT 5 YEARS
• between 1 & 4 in the
morning, tomorrow the shock of your life will
occur. if you break the chain then
you will have
bad luck....
• you'll have a FUCKED up 20 days!
• and a miracle will happen tonite. and u will recieve a text message/call/ or instant message from the one u like/love if u repost this
• Miracle will happen tonite. And you will recieve a text message/call/instant message/or message on Myspace from the one you like/Love. Only if you repost this.
• youre
going to be single till you die!
• If you repost this and you have blue eyes you will have the best kiss sometime in the next 5 days.
• If you break the chain letter, you will have bad luck in future
relationships.
• no one will like you or ask you again for 5 years!!!
• If you do not repost this in 10 min. you are not a true Texan!!!!!!
• If u break this chain u will be cursed with relationship problems for the next 666 yrs. post this within 13 mins.
• * have someone fall in love with you
• * find a $200.00 bill on the ground
• * make-out with the person you like
• * your best friend will get you a really nice gift
• WORST LIFE STARTING IN 2 HOURS
• you will have bad luck with your crush for now on and forever.
• going to have bad luck for 957 days
• you will have relationship problems for 40 years!!!
• single foreverrrr
-or-
have the love of your life
taken away from you
Avatar wrote:But then, the answers provided by your imagination are not only sometimes best, but have the added advantage of being unable to be wrong.
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I think they are called "Sporgeries" or something.Avatar wrote:Vain...aren't those "tester" mails to try and figure out how filters work or something?
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As in a "Spam orgy"?
Years ago Usenet was being flooded with them.
I mean, the Tolkien group I frequented had thousands per day!
It made for some difficult work to get through them to find legit posts if you were a newbie like me and didn't know how filters worked.
And I agree with Vain, some of them were pretty damn interesting in a nonsense kind of way.
I was reminded of them when someone here posted a link to a page where you typed in some key words and the program wrote a story with them.
This sporger would add the names of Tolkien characters and regular posters to his sporgeries just to make it seem more real too!
https://thoolah.blogspot.com/
[Defeated by a gizmo from Batman's utility belt]
Joker: I swear by all that's funny never to be taken in by that unconstitutional device again!
[Defeated by a gizmo from Batman's utility belt]
Joker: I swear by all that's funny never to be taken in by that unconstitutional device again!
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I used to get these really cool mails which had no links or ads. Instead, they were just a couple paragraphs from random books stolen from project gutenberg (online book archive site thing).
Now all I get is "fix your erectile disfunction", "blah blah bankingmoneyfreecar" etc.
Recently I got a pretty cool one though.
Now all I get is "fix your erectile disfunction", "blah blah bankingmoneyfreecar" etc.
Recently I got a pretty cool one though.
Subject: When she comes around--if she comes around-- we'll see what color her eyes are.
Pseudo-transparency is also available in skins.
How art thou fallen from heaven, oh Lucifer, son of the morning, I said to myself.
Just go back to the others. The past embraces, fans around us.
Point Sample to read the value of a single pixel.
This is called whenever a name lookup finds a dentry in the dcache.
They were meteoric holes filled in with synthetic resin.
When she copulated, she always chewed bear's liver.
I am rather sorry for the versificators of today who try to conquer so tightly occupied Russian Parnassus.
For example, you may wish to let users have web content in their home directories with the UserDir directive. There might be a use for it.
There are several problems in secure file removal, mostly caused by the use of write cache, construction of the hard disk and the use of data encoding. Microsoft Visual Basic 6.
Recall to the Soviet Union is a particularly effective measure against any Soviet citizen serving abroad.
They're evolving away from even caring about this universe.
The allocation permits full network layer connectivity among all
hosts inside an enterprise as well as among all public hosts of
different enterprises.
I was assuming that it would return elements in the order they were
inserted into the mapped list.
SurfNOW Standart Release 2. It is the source of our mental existence.
The printer utilities help you check the printer and keep it in top
operating condition.
One day lab technician Valery Gorbachevsky took Yura aside.
Yes, it seems to be a progression.
Listen to me, and try to think as little harm of me as you can.
Have you ever loved a woman And you know you can't leave her alone.
Later, I was put in charge of a small Russian language revue.
The allocation permits full network layer connectivity among all
hosts inside an enterprise as well as among all public hosts of
different enterprises.
I was assuming that it would return elements in the order they were
inserted into the mapped list.
SurfNOW Standart Release 2. It is the source of our mental existence.
The printer utilities help you check the printer and keep it in top
operating condition.
One day lab technician Valery Gorbachevsky took Yura aside.
Yes, it seems to be a progression.
Listen to me, and try to think as little harm of me as you can.
Have you ever loved a woman And you know you can't leave her alone.
Later, I was put in charge of a small Russian language revue.
Register (free) and download. There are at least two solutions.
He squinted into the night, seeing a tiny globule of flame drift slowly through the air.
If we had the child to rear, it would be our own, and it would carry on.
PLAGUE I created Mister da Vinci so we could call in the Secret Service. When Microsoft determined this affected most of their Office suite on Mac OS, we felt it was appropriate to give them time to fix it.
Everything works fine when the two OCX's are in separate DLL's.
But optimization of such primitives in today's time-limited market environment is an expensive task.
When Maximum is selected, make sure that the paper loaded in the sheet feeder is not curled.
What is a port.
The Bleater was to sit in the hall at his bedside, and Slava-to keep a watch outside.
Then, at the end, he sets forth the full source code for the algorithm. What is an assembly language.
He squinted into the night, seeing a tiny globule of flame drift slowly through the air.
If we had the child to rear, it would be our own, and it would carry on.
PLAGUE I created Mister da Vinci so we could call in the Secret Service. When Microsoft determined this affected most of their Office suite on Mac OS, we felt it was appropriate to give them time to fix it.
Everything works fine when the two OCX's are in separate DLL's.
But optimization of such primitives in today's time-limited market environment is an expensive task.
When Maximum is selected, make sure that the paper loaded in the sheet feeder is not curled.
What is a port.
The Bleater was to sit in the hall at his bedside, and Slava-to keep a watch outside.
Then, at the end, he sets forth the full source code for the algorithm. What is an assembly language.
And up there I cannot tell if it is still
and the numbed yards will go back undercover.
Cascading snowflakes settle in the pines,
Where, as I discover as I go through
I might have happily lived some other childhood.
visitors' dugout. The osprey whose nest is atop
Clear-voiced despite its years, strong, eloquent—
The line between the outside and this room
They tear apart the mist, it is as though,
Père and Mère Chose could be in conversation
He is harsh, dismal, ice—that is, exiled;
He terrifies the Vast, he seems so wild;
And melt the spirit; his mouth will distend
Amid the gloom, there, on the pole, stands black
I am sleeping, and dreaming, and wandering along
Close at the end of distance the two Chose
To have been claimed by what we see of what
Yes. The obvious
Rise, to the muffled chime of churchbell choir.
and the numbed yards will go back undercover.
Cascading snowflakes settle in the pines,
Where, as I discover as I go through
I might have happily lived some other childhood.
visitors' dugout. The osprey whose nest is atop
Clear-voiced despite its years, strong, eloquent—
The line between the outside and this room
They tear apart the mist, it is as though,
Père and Mère Chose could be in conversation
He is harsh, dismal, ice—that is, exiled;
He terrifies the Vast, he seems so wild;
And melt the spirit; his mouth will distend
Amid the gloom, there, on the pole, stands black
I am sleeping, and dreaming, and wandering along
Close at the end of distance the two Chose
To have been claimed by what we see of what
Yes. The obvious
Rise, to the muffled chime of churchbell choir.
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That reminds me so damned much of the Epitaph of the Twilight it's not even funny...Seareach wrote:And up there I cannot tell if it is still
and the numbed yards will go back undercover.
Cascading snowflakes settle in the pines,
Where, as I discover as I go through
I might have happily lived some other childhood.
visitors' dugout. The osprey whose nest is atop
Clear-voiced despite its years, strong, eloquent—
The line between the outside and this room
They tear apart the mist, it is as though,
Père and Mère Chose could be in conversation
He is harsh, dismal, ice—that is, exiled;
He terrifies the Vast, he seems so wild;
And melt the spirit; his mouth will distend
Amid the gloom, there, on the pole, stands black
I am sleeping, and dreaming, and wandering along
Close at the end of distance the two Chose
To have been claimed by what we see of what
Yes. The obvious
Rise, to the muffled chime of churchbell choir.
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