The Outrageous Analogy Game
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- DukkhaWaynhim
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- Cameraman Jenn
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Taking your face and twisting it off with two forks and a baseball bat is so gay it makes Richard Simmons look straight.
Now if I could just find a way to wear live bees as jewelry all the time.....
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- Cagliostro
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- Cameraman Jenn
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Sammy Davis Jr looking straight is like posting in the tank just to piss off avatar.
Now if I could just find a way to wear live bees as jewelry all the time.....
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- aTOMiC
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Posting in the Tank just to piss off AV is like taking a 3 foot long metal rod covered in red ants and jamming it into your left ear until you begin to see it coming out your right and then plunging your whole head into a beer barrel full of killer bees that have recently been agitated by a mild electric shock.
"If you can't tell the difference, what difference does it make?"
"There is tic and toc in atomic" - Neil Peart
- Cameraman Jenn
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I'm laughing too hard to be able to concentrate long enough to come up with something to follow that last post, aTOMic....
Now if I could just find a way to wear live bees as jewelry all the time.....
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- Cameraman Jenn
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Nails on the blackboard of hell is like being subjected to episode of the Nanny back to back for hours on end...
Now if I could just find a way to wear live bees as jewelry all the time.....
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- Cagliostro
- The Gap Into Spam
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- Cameraman Jenn
- The Gap Into Spam
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Having your aural cavity removed by a randy monkey with a garden ho tied to his pecker is like floating serenely in a tumultous lake of lava
Now if I could just find a way to wear live bees as jewelry all the time.....
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- Cameraman Jenn
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Really uncomfortable is like standing in front of the white house having your picture taken and realizing you forgot to wear clothing.
Now if I could just find a way to wear live bees as jewelry all the time.....
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- <i>Elohim</i>
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Having your picture taken and realizing you forgot to wear clothing is like... being forced to eat soiled cat litter and rusty razor blades covered in horseradish and chunky milk while watching episodes of "The Wonder Years" with Fred Savage and Donald Trump, as Rosie O'Donnell blasts Hanson's "Mmm-Bop" from a gigantic pink boombox and sits in the corner of your living room violating an assortment of rodents and other small mammals.
“...The conversations had a nightmare flatness, talking dice spilled in the tube metal chairs, human aggregates disintegrating in cosmic inanity, random events in a dying universe where everything is exactly what it appears to be and no other relation than juxtaposition is possible.”
“There are two kinds of sufferers in this world: those who suffer from a lack of life, and those who suffer from an overabundance.”
"Meantime we shall express our darker purpose."
“There are two kinds of sufferers in this world: those who suffer from a lack of life, and those who suffer from an overabundance.”
"Meantime we shall express our darker purpose."
being forced to eat soiled cat litter and rusty razor blades covered in horseradish and chunky milk while watching episodes of "The Wonder Years" with Fred Savage and Donald Trump, as Rosie O'Donnell blasts Hanson's "Mmm-Bop" from a gigantic pink boombox and sits in the corner of your living room violating an assortment of rodents and other small mammals.is like having your teeth ground out by a spasticated monkey using a file made from a rusty tin can of a bird flu infested chickens haemmoroidal pus.
- Cameraman Jenn
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Having your teeth ground out by a spasticated monkey using a file made from a rusty tin can which contained the bird flu infested hemorhoidal pus of a chicken is like dropping acid and going to a Star Trek convention.
Now if I could just find a way to wear live bees as jewelry all the time.....
www.fantasybedtimehour.com
www.fantasybedtimehour.com
- Cameraman Jenn
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Working on a helpdesk is like having screws drilled through the ends of your thumb while your hands are in a vat of battery acid.
Now if I could just find a way to wear live bees as jewelry all the time.....
www.fantasybedtimehour.com
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