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--AA young man, troubled by the conflicts he saw around him, went to many people seeking a way to resolve the discords that troubled him, but to no avail.
One night in a coffee house, a self ordained Zen minister said to him, "Go to the dilapidated mansion at this address. Do not speak to those who live there, you must remain silent until the moon rises tomorrow night, Go to the large room on the right of the main hallway, sit in the lotus position on top of the rubble in the northeast corner. Face the corner and meditate.
He did as the zen master instructed. His meditation was frequently interrupted by worries. He worried if the rest of the plumbing would fall and join the pipes and trash he was sitting on. He worried how he would know when the moon rose the next night. He worried about what the people who walked through the room said about him.
His worrying and meditation were interrupted when, as if in a test of his faith, a large amount of bodily wastes fell from the second floor onto him. But he remained in his position.
Some time later, not long before moonrise on the second night, two people walked into the room.
"Who is the man sitting there in the corner?"
"Some say he is a holy man. Others say he is a shithead."
Hearing this, the young man was enlightened.
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Cail, Cail, Cail..... saying: "I would let her poo on me." and " number one in my heart and number two on my chest" gives way to a lot more than your backpedalling of sneaking an accident out the cheeks while being tickled. You already said you would willingly let her defecate on you. No backing out of that now. 
You made your poobed now lie in it...
You made your poobed now lie in it...Now if I could just find a way to wear live bees as jewelry all the time.....
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I still don't get the "gym = bowel movement" part of this thread though.
I suppose that's a good thing.
I suppose that's a good thing.
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Joker: I swear by all that's funny never to be taken in by that unconstitutional device again!
[Defeated by a gizmo from Batman's utility belt]
Joker: I swear by all that's funny never to be taken in by that unconstitutional device again!
To paraphrase the current Dos Equis commercial....
"I don't always like to be pooed on, but when I do, I prefer Shania".
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sgt.null wrote:it seems that jenn stool the thread?High Lord Tolkien wrote:I still don't get the "gym = bowel movement" part of this thread though.
I suppose that's a good thing.
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I was just trying to assertain the true depth of Cail's fecal fantasies.
Now if I could just find a way to wear live bees as jewelry all the time.....
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Well, you know the saying...some people can't tell sh!t from Shania...Cail wrote:
To paraphrase the current Dos Equis commercial....
"I don't always like to be pooed on, but when I do, I prefer Shania".
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