the explanation thread
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i feel i need to explain to cag why i haven't sent the box. never mind that sea didn't get her box till she came to GET it!! neverMIND that i have a tiny little box full of lapel pins for sarge i collected for him ages ago. we're NOT going to go there. never mind that fist had to send gates of fire and more erikson to av cause the one i bought him sat on my shelf for months on end. its no use to bring up how long syl waited for night of knives EITHER. its not gonna get us anywhere. and forget mentioning the box i have with the hat i got him at the Flying J too. forget about bringing up the stuff sea left for me to send to her cause it wouldn't fit in her suitcase and the carton of camels, and the sixpack of arizona iced tea and the bag of double bubble. just don't even think about any of that cag.
i haven't sent your box because i have to get some other things i have to put in it before i ship it.
why don't you all just move here?
i haven't sent your box because i have to get some other things i have to put in it before i ship it.

why don't you all just move here?

you're more advanced than a cockroach,
have you ever tried explaining yourself
to one of them?
~ alan bates, the mothman prophecies
i've had this with actors before, on the set,
where they get upset about the [size of my]
trailer, and i'm always like...take my trailer,
cause... i'm from Kentucky
and that's not what we brag about.
~ george clooney, inside the actor's studio
a straight edge for legends at
the fold - searching for our
lost cities of gold. burnt tar,
gravel pits. sixteen gears switch.
Haphazard Lucy strolls by.
~ dennis r wood ~
have you ever tried explaining yourself
to one of them?
~ alan bates, the mothman prophecies
i've had this with actors before, on the set,
where they get upset about the [size of my]
trailer, and i'm always like...take my trailer,
cause... i'm from Kentucky
and that's not what we brag about.
~ george clooney, inside the actor's studio
a straight edge for legends at
the fold - searching for our
lost cities of gold. burnt tar,
gravel pits. sixteen gears switch.
Haphazard Lucy strolls by.
~ dennis r wood ~
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.. I like how you leave the end, open ended..like..the next explanation will be on..what it will take or took..to get those other things that have to be in the box..cool!
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If this keeps up, Luci, you can just plan to bring all those boxes along to the next E-fest. 



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and don't even bring up that i had your friend's train pass for a year EITHER, aliantha!! 

you're more advanced than a cockroach,
have you ever tried explaining yourself
to one of them?
~ alan bates, the mothman prophecies
i've had this with actors before, on the set,
where they get upset about the [size of my]
trailer, and i'm always like...take my trailer,
cause... i'm from Kentucky
and that's not what we brag about.
~ george clooney, inside the actor's studio
a straight edge for legends at
the fold - searching for our
lost cities of gold. burnt tar,
gravel pits. sixteen gears switch.
Haphazard Lucy strolls by.
~ dennis r wood ~
have you ever tried explaining yourself
to one of them?
~ alan bates, the mothman prophecies
i've had this with actors before, on the set,
where they get upset about the [size of my]
trailer, and i'm always like...take my trailer,
cause... i'm from Kentucky
and that's not what we brag about.
~ george clooney, inside the actor's studio
a straight edge for legends at
the fold - searching for our
lost cities of gold. burnt tar,
gravel pits. sixteen gears switch.
Haphazard Lucy strolls by.
~ dennis r wood ~
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You realize that you could send what you have now in the box, and then send another box later, right?Lucimay wrote:
i haven't sent your box because i have to get some other things i have to put in it before i ship it.![]()
why don't you all just move here?
And yes, I wouldn't mind moving to California except that ferrets are illegal there. And yes, I have no ferrets now, but one day it might become an issue again.

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What do you think you're doing, trying to bring logic into this? Anarchist!Cagliostro wrote:You realize that you could send what you have now in the box, and then send another box later, right?Lucimay wrote:
i haven't sent your box because i have to get some other things i have to put in it before i ship it.![]()
why don't you all just move here?



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Luci! Don't send iced tea! It would never get through customs (or last the plane flight)! And, thinking about it, if you send me smokes I'll have to pay tax on them so just send the envelope...seriously.... I'll just pick up the double bubble next time I visit.
...hhhmmmmmmm dddooouuubbbllleeee bbuuubbbbllllleeeeeeee..........
...hhhmmmmmmm dddooouuubbbllleeee bbuuubbbbllllleeeeeeee..........

how will anyone KNOW what's in the box, sea? can't i just say it's printed material? 

you're more advanced than a cockroach,
have you ever tried explaining yourself
to one of them?
~ alan bates, the mothman prophecies
i've had this with actors before, on the set,
where they get upset about the [size of my]
trailer, and i'm always like...take my trailer,
cause... i'm from Kentucky
and that's not what we brag about.
~ george clooney, inside the actor's studio
a straight edge for legends at
the fold - searching for our
lost cities of gold. burnt tar,
gravel pits. sixteen gears switch.
Haphazard Lucy strolls by.
~ dennis r wood ~
have you ever tried explaining yourself
to one of them?
~ alan bates, the mothman prophecies
i've had this with actors before, on the set,
where they get upset about the [size of my]
trailer, and i'm always like...take my trailer,
cause... i'm from Kentucky
and that's not what we brag about.
~ george clooney, inside the actor's studio
a straight edge for legends at
the fold - searching for our
lost cities of gold. burnt tar,
gravel pits. sixteen gears switch.
Haphazard Lucy strolls by.
~ dennis r wood ~
yes i realize that but i have to try and get these last two things...please.Cagliostro wrote:You realize that you could send what you have now in the box, and then send another box later, right?Lucimay wrote:
i haven't sent your box because i have to get some other things i have to put in it before i ship it.![]()
why don't you all just move here?
And yes, I wouldn't mind moving to California except that ferrets are illegal there. And yes, I have no ferrets now, but one day it might become an issue again.
it's important to me. and carla already got a replacement for her dang charger (which of course i now owe you for) so i figured i had some time.

you're more advanced than a cockroach,
have you ever tried explaining yourself
to one of them?
~ alan bates, the mothman prophecies
i've had this with actors before, on the set,
where they get upset about the [size of my]
trailer, and i'm always like...take my trailer,
cause... i'm from Kentucky
and that's not what we brag about.
~ george clooney, inside the actor's studio
a straight edge for legends at
the fold - searching for our
lost cities of gold. burnt tar,
gravel pits. sixteen gears switch.
Haphazard Lucy strolls by.
~ dennis r wood ~
have you ever tried explaining yourself
to one of them?
~ alan bates, the mothman prophecies
i've had this with actors before, on the set,
where they get upset about the [size of my]
trailer, and i'm always like...take my trailer,
cause... i'm from Kentucky
and that's not what we brag about.
~ george clooney, inside the actor's studio
a straight edge for legends at
the fold - searching for our
lost cities of gold. burnt tar,
gravel pits. sixteen gears switch.
Haphazard Lucy strolls by.
~ dennis r wood ~
That's what the little doggies are for...Lucimay wrote:how will anyone KNOW what's in the box, sea? can't i just say it's printed material?

...awwwhhhh....they were SO cute at the airport. We were all made to put down our hand luggage so the doggie could sniff and then this one dude got busted with a huge lump of salami or something!
But, they'll open it if they're in doubt... Seriously though:
a) no iced tea coz it'll break/burst/whatever
b) I just don't want you stressing about it!!!! The envelope is fine. Honestly!

Lucimay wrote:and carla already got a replacement for her dang charger (which of course i now owe you for) so i figured i had some time.

SORRY CARLA!!!!
How much did it cost?!?!? I'll pay for it! HAPPILY!
