Who Would Win in a Fight?

Post by **Orlion** » Wed May 13, 2009 8:49 pm

Donald is angry enough to throw the first punch, but Daffy is a loon, and you know what they say, you should never hit a crazy person. Daffy.

Clint Eastwood or John Wayne?

Post by **danlo** » Wed May 13, 2009 8:59 pm

Clyde would knock out the Duke before he knew what hit him. Besides Wayne died in 7 of his movies-I can't recall any movie Eastwood died in (except the one when the town thought they killed him-see Eastwood's just too bad assed).

vs

Post by **StevieG** » Thu May 14, 2009 12:16 am

- angry is just too angry - twisted evil is smart too.

Al Pacino vs Robert de Niro

Post by **Orlion** » Fri May 15, 2009 12:00 pm

danlo wrote:Clyde would knock out the Duke before he knew what hit him. Besides Wayne died in 7 of his movies-I can't recall any movie Eastwood died in (except the one when the town thought they killed him-see Eastwood's just too bad assed).

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I can think of at least one movie where Clint died in, but it might ruin it, so:

Spoiler

It's Gran Torino!!!!

That movie is so-o amazing!!!

Al Pacino, Robert Deniro was almost killed in a dress once (

Spoiler

Stardust

)

Doctor Doom or Apocalypse?

Post by **Seven Words** » Wed May 27, 2009 3:35 pm

Doctor Doom.....En Sabah Nur has come up with NOTHING on his own, stole it all...whereas Doom has created (admittedly, also stolen) his tech...but he ALSO has tremendous magic power, which Nur lacks.

Lobo vs. Incredible Hulk

Post by **Vader** » Wed May 27, 2009 5:57 pm

Hulk

Because green is the new black.

Kim Jong-il or piece of Dr. No

Post by **PeasantChick503** » Wed Sep 30, 2009 2:56 am

Dr. No, all the way. Metal hands vs. ...tiny little sickly man? Yeah, Kim is in trouble.

Alex DeLarge vs. Patrick Bateman

Post by **matrixman** » Thu Oct 29, 2009 9:28 pm

Alex DeLarge because "DeLarge" sounds so suggestive.

Chuck Norris vs. Chucky (the demonic doll)

Post by **Cagliostro** » Fri Oct 30, 2009 3:53 pm

Chucky would get kicked around, but he's smart enough to cut Mr. Norris' Achilles tendon. Once that it done on the other foot, Chuck badassness is going to be one chopped up piece o' meat. Afterall, Chucky is a demonic doll, and, while great, Chuck is but a mortal.

Han Solo vs. Indiana Jones

Post by **aTOMiC** » Fri Oct 30, 2009 4:08 pm

Cagliostro wrote:Chucky would get kicked around, but he's smart enough to cut Mr. Norris' Achilles tendon. Once that it done on the other foot, Chuck badassness is going to be one chopped up piece o' meat. Afterall, Chucky is a demonic doll, and, while great, Chuck is but a mortal.

Han Solo vs. Indiana Jones

Dr. Jones would kick the crap out of that pretty boy. Provided he didn't have a good blaster at his side.

Jimmy Neutron vs. Jimmy Stewart

Post by **matrixman** » Fri Oct 30, 2009 7:06 pm

Stewart: how many movies have you starred in, kid?
Neutron: one. how many awesome ray guns have you used?
Stewart:...uh...
ZAP!

Mechagodzilla vs. Optimus Prime

Post by **Cagliostro** » Fri Oct 30, 2009 7:48 pm

How many times has Optimus Prime died?
A big screechy metallic victory yell for Mechagodzilla.

Gamera Vs. Godzilla

Post by **aTOMiC** » Fri Oct 30, 2009 9:45 pm

Gamera vs Godzilla?

Hey I like Gamera. I really do but he's got NO chance vs Godzilla. Even if he craps enough fire to propel him through the air. What the heck is that guy eating anyway?

Daniel Boone vs Davy Crocket

Post by **StevieG** » Sun Nov 01, 2009 12:05 pm

The king of the wild frontier would have no chance against a man, a REAL man! Daniel Boone all the way.

Mohammad Ali vs Cassius Clay

Post by **matrixman** » Sat Nov 07, 2009 12:41 am

Heh. Experience wins the day, I say. That and more refined dance moves in the ring. But it would still be a tough fight. Ali squeaks by.

U2 vs German U-boat

Sun Nov 08, 2009 3:30 am

^I assume we're talking U2 the band, not the spyplane? Either the Untersee Boot torpedoes Bono's ass (yes, literally) and mows down the rest of the band with concentrated pintle-mounted machine-gewehr fire before they can play a note, or the unarmed spyplane circles the surfaced U-boat for days, snapping pictures of it until it runs out of fuel and crashes into the sea. The U-boat rescues the pilot and they all eat liverwurst and mock the band for being such pansies.

Alan "Dutch" Schaefer (Arnie in Predator) vs John Matrix (Arnie in Commando)

This is one that my mate and I have argued for ages...

Post by **matrixman** » Wed Nov 11, 2009 12:21 am

You covered all the bases!

I won't presume to know all the angles of the debate with your friend, but Dutch gets my vote because he had to overcome a more formidable foe.

Vladimir Putin vs Boris Yeltsin

Wed Nov 11, 2009 1:51 pm

^I dunno, Predators pretty badass but Arnie kills like TWO HUNDRED AND FIFTY guys in Commando. And that twisted knife dude. Like I said, its a conundrum to end all conundrums.

Putin vs Yeltsin?!?! Are you kidding? Haha. I'd pay good money to watch Putin use his black belt judo skills to own Yeltsin's ass. But he'd have to dig him up first, unfortunately. 2 points to Putin for being fit as a snake, not an alchoholic, and still alive. Even Yeltsin in his prime would've had nothing on the ex-KGB shirtless wonder.

While were on the subject of politicians...

Teddy Roosevelt (Great White Fleet era) vs Franklin D. Roosevelt (New Deal era)

Post by **sgt.null** » Mon Feb 21, 2011 6:20 pm

Teddy was a solder - Franklin was in a wheel chair.
rough rider wins going away.

Don Knotts vs Cousin Oliver

Post by **Cheval** » Sun Apr 08, 2012 1:00 am

Don Knotts.
He will get Tim Conway to back him-up and the both of them will make Oliver laugh himself to death.

Joker vs Riddler

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Who Would Win in a Fight?