Tips for life
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Never trust a left handed woman. She'll only ever take you by surprise.
Never drink your own p*ss. The money that you'll win just aint worth it.
Never drink your own p*ss. The money that you'll win just aint worth it.
It'd take you a long time to blow up or shoot all the sheep in this country, but one diseased banana...could kill 'em all.
I didn't even know sheep ate bananas.
I didn't even know sheep ate bananas.
- Savor Dam
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Sorry, Marv. Gotta disagree...not with your facts, but with your conclusion.
edit: I see you've added a second bit of advice while I was composing. Just so we are clear, my response is about the first bit!
edit: I see you've added a second bit of advice while I was composing. Just so we are clear, my response is about the first bit!
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Love prevails.
~ Tracie Mckinney-Hammon
Change is not a process for the impatient.
~ Barbara Reinhold
A government which robs Peter to pay Paul, can always count on the support of Paul.
~ George Bernard Shaw
~ Tracie Mckinney-Hammon
Change is not a process for the impatient.
~ Barbara Reinhold
A government which robs Peter to pay Paul, can always count on the support of Paul.
~ George Bernard Shaw
If it tastes like crap, flip her over.
Have you hugged your arghule today?
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"For millions of years
mankind lived just like the animals.
Then something happened
that unleashed the power of our imagination -
we learned to talk."
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then the opposite of PROgress must be...
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"For millions of years
mankind lived just like the animals.
Then something happened
that unleashed the power of our imagination -
we learned to talk."
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If PRO and CON are opposites,
then the opposite of PROgress must be...
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It's 4:19...
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- Vraith
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If you loan someone $20 and never see them again, it's probably for the best.
[no one said that already, did they?]
[no one said that already, did they?]
[spoiler]Sig-man, Libtard, Stupid piece of shit. change your text color to brown. Mr. Reliable, bullshit-slinging liarFucker-user.[/spoiler]
the difference between evidence and sources: whether they come from the horse's mouth or a horse's ass.
"Most people are other people. Their thoughts are someone else's opinions, their lives a mimicry, their passions a quotation."
the hyperbole is a beauty...for we are then allowed to say a little more than the truth...and language is more efficient when it goes beyond reality than when it stops short of it.
the difference between evidence and sources: whether they come from the horse's mouth or a horse's ass.
"Most people are other people. Their thoughts are someone else's opinions, their lives a mimicry, their passions a quotation."
the hyperbole is a beauty...for we are then allowed to say a little more than the truth...and language is more efficient when it goes beyond reality than when it stops short of it.
I you ever get to have 3 wishes granted,
make sure your 3rd wish is for 3 more wishes!
make sure your 3rd wish is for 3 more wishes!
Have you hugged your arghule today?
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"For millions of years
mankind lived just like the animals.
Then something happened
that unleashed the power of our imagination -
we learned to talk."
________________________________________
If PRO and CON are opposites,
then the opposite of PROgress must be...
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It's 4:19...
gotta minute?
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"For millions of years
mankind lived just like the animals.
Then something happened
that unleashed the power of our imagination -
we learned to talk."
________________________________________
If PRO and CON are opposites,
then the opposite of PROgress must be...
_______________________________________
It's 4:19...
gotta minute?
- Orlion
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Are you serious?! (pull it back, Orlion)... I'm going to go buy some bananas and try that out!Auleliel wrote:Don't peel bananas from the stem end. Peeling them from the other end is easier and gets rid of all the stringy white flavorless stuff.
'Tis dream to think that Reason can
Govern the reasoning creature, man.
- Herman Melville
I am Lazarus, come from the dead,
Come back to tell you all, I shall tell you all!
"All creation is a huge, ornate, imaginary, and unintended fiction; if it could be deciphered it would yield a single shocking word."
-John Crowley
Govern the reasoning creature, man.
- Herman Melville
I am Lazarus, come from the dead,
Come back to tell you all, I shall tell you all!
"All creation is a huge, ornate, imaginary, and unintended fiction; if it could be deciphered it would yield a single shocking word."
-John Crowley
Yes. It also prevents the bruising that can sometimes happen when peeling at the stem end.Orlion wrote:Are you serious?! (pull it back, Orlion)... I'm going to go buy some bananas and try that out!Auleliel wrote:Don't peel bananas from the stem end. Peeling them from the other end is easier and gets rid of all the stringy white flavorless stuff.
Don't throw a brick straight up.
Words of Wisdom for Kids:
1) No matter how hard you try, you can't baptize cats.
2) You can't hide broccoli in a glass of milk.
3) Don't trust a dog to watch over your food.
4) When Mom is mad at Dad, don't let her brush your hair.
5) No matter how clever and sneaky you are, Mom and Dad still knows.
1) No matter how hard you try, you can't baptize cats.
2) You can't hide broccoli in a glass of milk.
3) Don't trust a dog to watch over your food.
4) When Mom is mad at Dad, don't let her brush your hair.
5) No matter how clever and sneaky you are, Mom and Dad still knows.
Have you hugged your arghule today?
________________________________________
"For millions of years
mankind lived just like the animals.
Then something happened
that unleashed the power of our imagination -
we learned to talk."
________________________________________
If PRO and CON are opposites,
then the opposite of PROgress must be...
_______________________________________
It's 4:19...
gotta minute?
________________________________________
"For millions of years
mankind lived just like the animals.
Then something happened
that unleashed the power of our imagination -
we learned to talk."
________________________________________
If PRO and CON are opposites,
then the opposite of PROgress must be...
_______________________________________
It's 4:19...
gotta minute?