The Hard stool stool, gives the sitter constipation
The IrritatingEarth stone, not as bad as the IllEarth stone, just makes you stub your toe or arrive a day late for the celebration of the spring
The HotWater bottle, makes water just too hot to drink or bath in
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jackgiantkiller
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LESSER KNOWN BANES
How do you hurt someone who has lost everything? give him back somthing broken.
I dont hate death, I hate life!
I dont hate death, I hate life!
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Vraith
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The other three ravers:
Turnstile Harumph [whacks you in the crotch when you're late catching the Ranyhyn]
Semanti Schule [interrupts all your magic with questions about what the 7 words REALLY mean]
Muscatel Jezebel [keeps refilling your glass, then you wake up in puddle of strange liquid and wonder where your robe is]
Turnstile Harumph [whacks you in the crotch when you're late catching the Ranyhyn]
Semanti Schule [interrupts all your magic with questions about what the 7 words REALLY mean]
Muscatel Jezebel [keeps refilling your glass, then you wake up in puddle of strange liquid and wonder where your robe is]
[spoiler]Sig-man, Libtard, Stupid piece of shit. change your text color to brown. Mr. Reliable, bullshit-slinging liarFucker-user.[/spoiler]
the difference between evidence and sources: whether they come from the horse's mouth or a horse's ass.
"Most people are other people. Their thoughts are someone else's opinions, their lives a mimicry, their passions a quotation."
the hyperbole is a beauty...for we are then allowed to say a little more than the truth...and language is more efficient when it goes beyond reality than when it stops short of it.
the difference between evidence and sources: whether they come from the horse's mouth or a horse's ass.
"Most people are other people. Their thoughts are someone else's opinions, their lives a mimicry, their passions a quotation."
the hyperbole is a beauty...for we are then allowed to say a little more than the truth...and language is more efficient when it goes beyond reality than when it stops short of it.
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The Sonbane. Failed attempt to destroy the Land through the inhabitant's sons
'Tis dream to think that Reason can
Govern the reasoning creature, man.
- Herman Melville
I am Lazarus, come from the dead,
Come back to tell you all, I shall tell you all!
"All creation is a huge, ornate, imaginary, and unintended fiction; if it could be deciphered it would yield a single shocking word."
-John Crowley
Govern the reasoning creature, man.
- Herman Melville
I am Lazarus, come from the dead,
Come back to tell you all, I shall tell you all!
"All creation is a huge, ornate, imaginary, and unintended fiction; if it could be deciphered it would yield a single shocking word."
-John Crowley
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Sun-bran.
The only food that grew during all phases of the Sunbane.
Unfortunately only a few ounces of it was equal to 5million times what your body needed for it daily fiber intake.
Marid got off lucky comparably.
The only food that grew during all phases of the Sunbane.
Unfortunately only a few ounces of it was equal to 5million times what your body needed for it daily fiber intake.
Marid got off lucky comparably.
https://thoolah.blogspot.com/
[Defeated by a gizmo from Batman's utility belt]
Joker: I swear by all that's funny never to be taken in by that unconstitutional device again!
[Defeated by a gizmo from Batman's utility belt]
Joker: I swear by all that's funny never to be taken in by that unconstitutional device again!
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Lord Foul's Bins, were always filled with noxious offal, musty old bones, and fish heads, so it was no wonder that the binmen were continually falling sick and having to take days off work to recover. It got so bad that they threatened to take strike action. The Department of Rubbish Collection finally gave in under Union pressure and stopped all future service to Foul's Creche.
Not surprisingly, Lord Foul was furious and took legal advice. His lawyers drew up a law suite against the DRC, but before the case was brought to court, as we all know, Thomas Covenant destroyed the Illearth Stone reducing Foul's Creche and much of the promontory to rubble that crashed into the sea. Along with Lord Foul's bins.
Little known to Thomas Covenant the Department of Rubbish Collection awarded him the title of Honorary Binman of the Year which also came with a life time's supply of durable gloves and navy blue overalls.
Not surprisingly, Lord Foul was furious and took legal advice. His lawyers drew up a law suite against the DRC, but before the case was brought to court, as we all know, Thomas Covenant destroyed the Illearth Stone reducing Foul's Creche and much of the promontory to rubble that crashed into the sea. Along with Lord Foul's bins.
Little known to Thomas Covenant the Department of Rubbish Collection awarded him the title of Honorary Binman of the Year which also came with a life time's supply of durable gloves and navy blue overalls.
Not to be confused with the newer "Grand-Sonbane".Orlion wrote:The Sonbane. Failed attempt to destroy the Land through the inhabitant's sons
It's full potential may not be known for another 16 - 18 years from now.
Have you hugged your arghule today?
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"For millions of years
mankind lived just like the animals.
Then something happened
that unleashed the power of our imagination -
we learned to talk."
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If PRO and CON are opposites,
then the opposite of PROgress must be...
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It's 4:19...
gotta minute?
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"For millions of years
mankind lived just like the animals.
Then something happened
that unleashed the power of our imagination -
we learned to talk."
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If PRO and CON are opposites,
then the opposite of PROgress must be...
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It's 4:19...
gotta minute?
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peter
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The Ritual of Dissipation - as carried out by 99.9% of the global population a minimum of three times a week. 
The truth is a Lion and does not need protection. Once free it will look after itself.
....and the glory of the world becomes less than it was....
'Have we not served you well'
'Of course - you know you have.'
'Then let it end.'
We are the Bloodguard
....and the glory of the world becomes less than it was....
'Have we not served you well'
'Of course - you know you have.'
'Then let it end.'
We are the Bloodguard
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The Lurker of the Ruinwash was an eight-legged beastie that despised clean linen and would lie in wait until the sheets were on the line. Then it would crawl into the backyard and squirt nasty black yuk onto them. The only consolation gained from this troublesome bane was that the graffiti was illegible.
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Orlion
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And give them more posts? Never!DukkhaWaynhim wrote:Should this be in Mallory's?
The Biles: an ancient race that despised itself for having originated in a kegger during Berek's wild college days.
'Tis dream to think that Reason can
Govern the reasoning creature, man.
- Herman Melville
I am Lazarus, come from the dead,
Come back to tell you all, I shall tell you all!
"All creation is a huge, ornate, imaginary, and unintended fiction; if it could be deciphered it would yield a single shocking word."
-John Crowley
Govern the reasoning creature, man.
- Herman Melville
I am Lazarus, come from the dead,
Come back to tell you all, I shall tell you all!
"All creation is a huge, ornate, imaginary, and unintended fiction; if it could be deciphered it would yield a single shocking word."
-John Crowley
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surely that was the bunbanejackgiantkiller wrote:The Hard stool stool, gives the sitter constipation
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peter
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Ouch - that hurt!chant wrote:surely that was the bunbanejackgiantkiller wrote:The Hard stool stool, gives the sitter constipation
The truth is a Lion and does not need protection. Once free it will look after itself.
....and the glory of the world becomes less than it was....
'Have we not served you well'
'Of course - you know you have.'
'Then let it end.'
We are the Bloodguard
....and the glory of the world becomes less than it was....
'Have we not served you well'
'Of course - you know you have.'
'Then let it end.'
We are the Bloodguard
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Vader
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The inane Bane - sometimes trying hard simply isn't enough.
The insane Bane - makes you randomly pick up branches and talk into them as if they were cell phones.
Lord Foul the Reciter - tortures you with reciting poems (reminiscent of the Vogon Captain)
The Ritual of Obstipation - happens after eating dried stuff all day. In another universe Frodo Baggins suffered from it, judging by his facial expression in the movies.
Rayhhrhynrhn - the Graet Hosres that roma the Plians of Dyslexia.
The insane Bane - makes you randomly pick up branches and talk into them as if they were cell phones.
Lord Foul the Reciter - tortures you with reciting poems (reminiscent of the Vogon Captain)
The Ritual of Obstipation - happens after eating dried stuff all day. In another universe Frodo Baggins suffered from it, judging by his facial expression in the movies.
Rayhhrhynrhn - the Graet Hosres that roma the Plians of Dyslexia.
Functionless art is vandalism. I am the vandal.
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peter
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Quick of topic question - does anyone remember a fantasy series with a charachter called Bane (or Bain?) in it - something is jiggleing about in my mind to this effect but I can't quite get a handle on it. (ps not Vain - I remember him at least )
)The truth is a Lion and does not need protection. Once free it will look after itself.
....and the glory of the world becomes less than it was....
'Have we not served you well'
'Of course - you know you have.'
'Then let it end.'
We are the Bloodguard
....and the glory of the world becomes less than it was....
'Have we not served you well'
'Of course - you know you have.'
'Then let it end.'
We are the Bloodguard
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jackgiantkiller
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peter
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Thanks JtGK for the suggestion - unfortunatly I haven't read HP and I know this 'Bain/Bane' was in a book I read many moons ago. I know it was good but all remember was this B charachter! Ahh the trials of age related brain softening...... 
The truth is a Lion and does not need protection. Once free it will look after itself.
....and the glory of the world becomes less than it was....
'Have we not served you well'
'Of course - you know you have.'
'Then let it end.'
We are the Bloodguard
....and the glory of the world becomes less than it was....
'Have we not served you well'
'Of course - you know you have.'
'Then let it end.'
We are the Bloodguard
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jackgiantkiller
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