Pooty!
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Pooty!
[This thread is non-canonical, but we just wanted to see what would happen when Led called Kali "pooty" to her face. Hilarity ensues.]
As they appear in the warm southern lands, Led puts Vynarkus' former belongings back on the ground. He picks up the cloak and turns to Kalindriel. "Pooty, were you interested in this?"
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As they appear in the warm southern lands, Led puts Vynarkus' former belongings back on the ground. He picks up the cloak and turns to Kalindriel. "Pooty, were you interested in this?"
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Seven rolled me a 14. I needed a 15. I did not save against the Suggestion. Even though I'm holding in my hands a cloak that grants +1 will save, which is enough to save me, I failed.]
"Oh, okay. I'm sorry. When you said not to call you bait, that's what that was. It's short for ОТДЫХ И КОРМЛЕНИЕ ЛОШАДЕЙ В ПУТИ, in Frost Giant."
"Did you hear that, Little 'Trina? Kalindriel is not to be called ПУТИ, ever."
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"Oh, okay. I'm sorry. When you said not to call you bait, that's what that was. It's short for ОТДЫХ И КОРМЛЕНИЕ ЛОШАДЕЙ В ПУТИ, in Frost Giant."
"Did you hear that, Little 'Trina? Kalindriel is not to be called ПУТИ, ever."
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"'ОТДЫХ И КОРМЛЕНИЕ ЛОШАДЕЙ В ПУТИ'* is Frost Giant for 'Someone who tricks the prey into coming out of safety and acting stupid, by getting it mad.' More or less. It's not the same thing as 'bait'.
"And Kalindriel says she's not bait, but she's not a ПУТИ, either." Led turns back to Kalindriel. "Then what are you?"
* Pronounced: oat-dükh ee korm-lee-yen-ee-yeh low-shud-yeh-yuh v pooty
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"And Kalindriel says she's not bait, but she's not a ПУТИ, either." Led turns back to Kalindriel. "Then what are you?"
* Pronounced: oat-dükh ee korm-lee-yen-ee-yeh low-shud-yeh-yuh v pooty
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[So many wrong answers to this... "My ass..." or "Food..." come to mind first.]
"You look like a fungus elf wearing the skin of a blue dragon. Which, in the context of there being an enraged mother blue dragon leading an army of scorpion men to find her child's killer... would otherwise bring to mind that word I'm not going to call you."
"And you have to admit, it does seem to be spot on."
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"You look like a fungus elf wearing the skin of a blue dragon. Which, in the context of there being an enraged mother blue dragon leading an army of scorpion men to find her child's killer... would otherwise bring to mind that word I'm not going to call you."
"And you have to admit, it does seem to be spot on."
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"And if she cannot rage against you, she'll stay in the back, sending her scorpion men out hunting for her child's killer. She'll be thinking, then. One might even say scheming."
"So, I just assume that when the thousand year old crafty evil beasty takes the time to scheme... it's worse for us than if she's too angry to realize we're planning a trap."
"But you're willing to risk that, because you feel disrespected by the word 'bait'? So, maybe that outfit is just SOOOOO pretty, you had to have it no matter the risks. But what good is an outfit that pretty if you're always hiding in the shadows and nobody can see it?"
[Where's the fighting? We spawned a whole other thread just for the fake-fight. Don't get all talky on me now.]
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"So, I just assume that when the thousand year old crafty evil beasty takes the time to scheme... it's worse for us than if she's too angry to realize we're planning a trap."
"But you're willing to risk that, because you feel disrespected by the word 'bait'? So, maybe that outfit is just SOOOOO pretty, you had to have it no matter the risks. But what good is an outfit that pretty if you're always hiding in the shadows and nobody can see it?"
[Where's the fighting? We spawned a whole other thread just for the fake-fight. Don't get all talky on me now.]
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- Kalindriel Ec'urb
- <i>Haruchai</i>
- Posts: 550
- Joined: Sun Mar 14, 2010 6:09 am
- Kalindriel Ec'urb
- <i>Haruchai</i>
- Posts: 550
- Joined: Sun Mar 14, 2010 6:09 am
[I'm the cat. She's a bitch. So I was trying to keep it a "reasonable" flow, with some kind of reason for fighting. But okay.]
"Then I'll take your pretty pretty outfit, and use it as bait myself. You're useless. All you do is talk."
Led has maneuvered to within 120' of Kali during his banter, and then he charges her, seeking to just bowl her over, not damage the fabric.
"Then I'll take your pretty pretty outfit, and use it as bait myself. You're useless. All you do is talk."
Led has maneuvered to within 120' of Kali during his banter, and then he charges her, seeking to just bowl her over, not damage the fabric.
- 113hp MAX
Overrun
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87 Max HP
AC 36
Immune to Critical Hits
Initiative: 6 (1 + 5 dex)
- Attack of Opportunity for Overrun: +28 (13 + 15 to-hit)
- Choose to avoid Overrun.
We can do a more normal combat flow since it's the two of us. I'm pretty much guessing I lost init by rolling a 1. Is overrun all Led is/can do this round? I'll post my actions once I know the results.
AC 36
Immune to Critical Hits
Initiative: 6 (1 + 5 dex)
- Attack of Opportunity for Overrun: +28 (13 + 15 to-hit)
- Choose to avoid Overrun.
We can do a more normal combat flow since it's the two of us. I'm pretty much guessing I lost init by rolling a 1. Is overrun all Led is/can do this round? I'll post my actions once I know the results.
[Yes, overrun is all he can do this round. Even though this is non-canonical, I couldn't bring myself to just straight-up attack without trying to be "nice".]
- 113hp MAX
Initiative: 26 (19 + 5 dex + 2 scout) [e.g. - greater than 1]
Dodge vs. nobody (I forgot to declare)
AC vs. AoO: 41
Run past Kalindriel (missed the overrun)
Stop 20' past her.
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