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"I've been ionized, but I'm okay now." - Buckaroo Banzai

"Damn John Whorfin and the horse he rode in on." - John Bigboote
All lies and jest
Still a man hears what he wants to hear
And disregards the rest -Paul Simon
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Fist and Faith wrote:"I've been ionized, but I'm okay now." - Buckaroo Banzai

"Damn John Whorfin and the horse he rode in on." - John Bigboote
How about every damn line from that movie!


"No, no, no, don't tug on that. You never know what it might be attached to."

"Where are we going?"
"Planet Ten!"
"When?"
"Real soon!"
"There is only one basic human right, the right to do as you damn well please. And with it comes the only basic human duty, the duty to take the consequences." - PJ O'Rourke
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"Men and women range themselves into three classes or orders of intelligence; you can tell the lowest class by their habit of always talking about persons; the next by the fact that their habit is always to converse about things; the highest by their preference for the discussion of ideas." - Charles Stewart
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"I believe there are more instances of the abridgment of the freedom of the people by gradual and silent encroachments of those in power than by violent and sudden usurpations." - James Madison
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deer of the dawn wrote:"Blue. No, yellow. AAAAAHhhhhhh!!!!" -Monty Python and the Holy Grail
Monday my son calls me and the first thing he says is, "WHAT is your favorite color?" My response was the above.

"Open up the pig!" Bruce Willis in RED
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"Hey, you ever watch the Mickey Mouse Club? 'Cause you know what day... today is? Today is Wednesday. It's anything can happen day. "---Mickey Rourke in Angel Heart
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Underrated movie, that one.
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Hicks in Aliens:

"Game over man, game f***ing over"


A few great one liners in that film.
Quote - John Smeaton (Terrorists take note)

"This is Glasgow- we'll just set aboot ye"



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"I'm going to do him left-handed," --Inigo Montoya, The Princess Bride
"You make me think Hell is run like a corporation."
"It's the other way around, but yes."
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"You're a funny guy Sully, I like you. That's why I'm going to kill you last."

Arnold in "Commando".
Cowboy: Why you doin' this, Doc?
Doc Holliday: Because Wyatt Earp is my friend.
Cowboy: Friend? Hell, I got lots of friends.
Doc Holliday: ... I don't.
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Rigel wrote:"I'm going to do him left-handed," --Inigo Montoya, The Princess Bride
"Duel him left-handed." Changes things just a bit. :lol:
All lies and jest
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Josey Wales: You a bounty hunter?

Bounty hunter: A man's got to do something for a living these days.

Josey Wales: Dyin' ain't much of a living, boy.
Dandelion don't tell no lies
Dandelion will make you wise
Tell me if she laughs or cries
Blow away dandelion

I'm afraid there's no denying
I'm just a dandelion
a fate I don't deserve.

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"You were only supposed to blow the bloody doors off!"

Michael Caine, The Italian Job (1969)
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danlo wrote:"Hey, you ever watch the Mickey Mouse Club? 'Cause you know what day... today is? Today is Wednesday. It's anything can happen day. "---Mickey Rourke in Angel Heart
Gaaah, that was nightmare material for a long time for me. Although I'll never stop laughing over him wearing the plastic nose protector sun shield. I remember people with those on at the beach when I was a kid. We actually thought they were cool. :lol:

Not a movie, but I loved this interchange from The Sarah Connor Chronicles. Sarah picks up the kids after school.

SARAH: We're goin' on a field trip.
JOHN: (jumps in front seat) I call shotgun!
CAMERON: (nonplussed for a nanosecond) I call 9 millimeter!
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From I kina spiser de hunde (in china they eat dogs). It's a hilarious danish film.
Harald: You know you just killed an entire rock band?
Arvid: yeah
Harald: I always wanted to do that.
Monsters, they eat
Your kind of meat
And they're moving as far as they can
And as fast as they can
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