Care to discuss the nature of "proper winter"? Like -40C frosts?Avatar wrote:We only really get 3 months of proper winter


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I can't take credit for writing it. I heard it from a friend many years ago and was amused. I don't know where he got it, but I suspect he didn't write it, either.deer of the dawn wrote:MsMary wrote:Spring has sprung, the grass has riz.
I wonder where the birdie is?
The bird
Is on the wing.
Ridiculous! Absurd!
The wing is on the bird!Brilliant.
Spring has sprung,
The grass has riz.
I wonder where
The flowers is?
Spring has sprung,
Fall has fell,
Winter's here
And it's cold as heck.
Hey! That doesn't rhyme!aliantha wrote:Likely not. I had a version in a joke book that I got when I was in grade school. I can still quote the bloody thing, too...
Spring has sprung,
The grass has riz.
I wonder where
The flowers is?
Spring has sprung,
Fall has fell,
Winter's here
And it's cold as heck.
Well, we're talking 5th (I think) grade. We were sheltered kids back then....MsMary wrote:Hey! That doesn't rhyme!aliantha wrote:Likely not. I had a version in a joke book that I got when I was in grade school. I can still quote the bloody thing, too...
Spring has sprung,
The grass has riz.
I wonder where
The flowers is?
Spring has sprung,
Fall has fell,
Winter's here
And it's cold as heck.
Does this lead to the scientific conclusion that Nordics are not humans?Avatar wrote: That's not winter, that's hell. 16°C is cold for me. Anything under that is freezing and inhuman.
The days over about 23 are no good! too warm. And the bright days... I can't see anything at all without sunglasses. My eyes are too light coloured and I am blinded by all the light. Grey and cloud covered days are my favourite! I love autumn.Zorm wrote:I'm afraid I wouldn't be able to live that far south.Too hot and I'd burn to a crisp in about a millisecond.
Coldest minimum we get is probably -5°C, but that's pretty rare. Mid winter, (July) averages a min of 5°C and a max of 16°C. (Average of course...can vary by a few degrees each way on any given day.)MsMary wrote:What's the coldest it gets in your neck of the woods, Av?
Gotcha. And empathizing.Avatar wrote:Coldest minimum we get is probably -5°C, but that's pretty rare. Mid winter, (July) averages a min of 5°C and a max of 16°C. (Average of course...can vary by a few degrees each way on any given day.)MsMary wrote:What's the coldest it gets in your neck of the woods, Av?
Like yours, our houses are designed to be cool in summer...which means they're freezing in winter.
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