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Are you asking seriously?
__ wrote:Lord Foul wielding the Staff of Law.
Go and make SRD scream. Now.
Effaeldm wrote:I think I'll try... particularly if I manage to form a remotely child-friendly version of the picture that came to my mind after seeing the new task. I'm afraid I might need to think out something else though... and perhaps finally replace the "Charles Atlas Song/ I Can Make You A Man" that I have as my ringtone
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Sorry It's been so long I didn't make the connection.Effaeldm wrote:Are you asking seriously?
__ wrote:Lord Foul wielding the Staff of Law.
Go and make SRD scream. Now.Effaeldm wrote:I think I'll try... particularly if I manage to form a remotely child-friendly version of the picture that came to my mind after seeing the new task. I'm afraid I might need to think out something else though... and perhaps finally replace the "Charles Atlas Song/ I Can Make You A Man" that I have as my ringtone
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I consider it better to state the preference, so that those chosen feel loved And that's also not cluttering the Mallory's with poll threads. Adding saying why that particular image is that bad is even betterdeer of the dawn wrote:So are you posting a poll, or do we just state our preference?
I haven't even dicided myself yet who I'm going to vote for, all are so good, I mean so bad
No need to be sorry And it was quite amusing to hearshadowbinding shoe wrote:Sorry It's been so long I didn't make the connection.
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Well, this one is easy.
Staff of LOVE?!
shoe's is so bad, I can't even wrap my head around it. It's freaking awesome(-ly bad). You got the source (FBH), for starters, which is arguably the magnum opus of "bad" representation of TCTC, dancing bunnies which put the monkey to shame, raining love baptising the Despiser in a flood of hearts , and did I mention he is freaking wielding the Staff of LOVE, for crying out loud?
I didn't say so back then when it was first posted, but really did laugh out loud, which I only do every so often. And then when I revisited this thread recently, I EOL'd a curse.
His is the kind of poetic artistry that inspires me to sink to new lows.
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Staff of LOVE?!
shoe's is so bad, I can't even wrap my head around it. It's freaking awesome(-ly bad). You got the source (FBH), for starters, which is arguably the magnum opus of "bad" representation of TCTC, dancing bunnies which put the monkey to shame, raining love baptising the Despiser in a flood of hearts , and did I mention he is freaking wielding the Staff of LOVE, for crying out loud?
I didn't say so back then when it was first posted, but really did laugh out loud, which I only do every so often. And then when I revisited this thread recently, I EOL'd a curse.
His is the kind of poetic artistry that inspires me to sink to new lows.
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Shuram, I have to second what you said so very well.
Badness has been brought to a new nadir with Shoe's sparkly LF.
Badness has been brought to a new nadir with Shoe's sparkly LF.
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Frosty asked me to give her vote for Shoe's atrocty
And I guess I had to decide myself who to vote for anyway... I vote for Shuram Gudatetris. The practically nonexistent edit on the image is worth a lot (I have to admit I like to see both lots of effort and practically none on this contest), and the image itself... Reminds me of how I imagined Lord Foul looking much like Yngwie Malmsteen... oh wait, I still do www.youtube.com/watch?v=UIN1BHbkpXA
And I guess I had to decide myself who to vote for anyway... I vote for Shuram Gudatetris. The practically nonexistent edit on the image is worth a lot (I have to admit I like to see both lots of effort and practically none on this contest), and the image itself... Reminds me of how I imagined Lord Foul looking much like Yngwie Malmsteen... oh wait, I still do www.youtube.com/watch?v=UIN1BHbkpXA
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*edited because I had a blonde moment.... too many of those lately*
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I think we can safely announce a winner now
shadowbinding shoe, congratulations!
Thanks to everyone for the awesomely bad entries wayfriend's barely tied together collage, deer's messed up Vader quote, shoe's winning FBH Foul with sweet candy and minimalistic TLD cover, Shuram's toy-like Power Rangers Foul - all are more than worthy additions to the collection of Bad art
shadowbinding shoe, congratulations!
Thanks to everyone for the awesomely bad entries wayfriend's barely tied together collage, deer's messed up Vader quote, shoe's winning FBH Foul with sweet candy and minimalistic TLD cover, Shuram's toy-like Power Rangers Foul - all are more than worthy additions to the collection of Bad art
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Thank you everyone I enjoyed this contest. There were some great entries.
All right. I've come up with the next contest:
As we all know, in the Land different sides of Thomas Covenant manifest themselves as autonomous characters. When Covenant meets his attractive daughter Elena, Covenant is smitten. He also feels moral recriminations about that feeling and maybe a few other things. Lets see these sides as full blown characters and let them have their say. They can all be (mini?) Covenants or they can be your choice of Land characters.
All right. I've come up with the next contest:
As we all know, in the Land different sides of Thomas Covenant manifest themselves as autonomous characters. When Covenant meets his attractive daughter Elena, Covenant is smitten. He also feels moral recriminations about that feeling and maybe a few other things. Lets see these sides as full blown characters and let them have their say. They can all be (mini?) Covenants or they can be your choice of Land characters.
A little knowledge is still better than no knowledge.
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Argggh! What an awesome/awful contest statement!!! Wow, that's kinda irresistible... *sigh*shadowbinding shoe wrote:As we all know, in the Land different sides of Thomas Covenant manifest themselves as autonomous characters. When Covenant meets his attractive daughter Elena, Covenant is smitten. He also feels moral recriminations about that feeling and maybe a few other things. Lets see these sides as full blown characters and let them have their say. They can all be (mini?) Covenants or they can be your choice of Land characters.
Cracked me up. I like how you stuck "crepuscular" and a few others in there.deer wrote:I'm going minimalist this time.
(and then "giggly" at the end! (?!?!))
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Well done, deer! Reminds me I wanted to make some like these with Dr. Frank-N-Furter, but without text
shadowbinding, thanks for an interesting contest topic. Not completely sure yet, but I think I have half an idea
shadowbinding, thanks for an interesting contest topic. Not completely sure yet, but I think I have half an idea
No worries, this "giggly" is hardly nicer than "rapey"Linna Heartlistener wrote:(and then "giggly" at the end! (?!?!))
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Seeing as they would all be "h*rny"...Effaeldm wrote:Well done, deer! Reminds me I wanted to make some like these with Dr. Frank-N-Furter, but without text
Yes, and looks much better, too.shadowbinding, thanks for an interesting contest topic. Not completely sure yet, but I think I have half an ideaNo worries, this "giggly" is hardly nicer than "rapey"Linna Heartlistener wrote:(and then "giggly" at the end! (?!?!))
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