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Having to log in every time I come to the site ain't no joke!
All lies and jest
Still a man hears what he wants to hear
And disregards the rest
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Wouldn't it be hysterical is some Gov't person [probably at the NSA] noticed this and got curious [or can't take a joke] and REALLY closed it down?
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No.
"The Cheat is GROUNDED! We had that lightswitch installed for you so you could turn the lights on and off, not so you could throw lightswitch raves!"
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- Is all right special Time Lord code for really not all right at all?

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High Lord Tolkien wrote:Best one was the "Terry Brooks Hack Team".
Agreed.

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I went on the site from an email link for a pm so I didn't see the joke. It was business as usual. I thought you had all lost your mind until I tried to go in through the bookmark. I was too embarrassed to say I didn't get the joke since I have been fooled a few times.
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Post by MsMary »

Fist and Faith wrote:Having to log in every time I come to the site ain't no joke!
Yeah, it's getting old, isn't April Fool's day over yet? :P

Seriously, can we have our regular forum back now? :D
"The Cheat is GROUNDED! We had that lightswitch installed for you so you could turn the lights on and off, not so you could throw lightswitch raves!"
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- Is all right special Time Lord code for really not all right at all?

- You're all irresponsible fools!
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Post by Avatar »

Sheesh, relax. :lol: you can have it back when Vain puts it right again. When? Your guess is as good as mine. ;)
I'm Murrin wrote:But who is this "DS"?
Vain. :D
Fire Daughter wrote:I was just about to go to the back up site to find out what was going on...
Where there's a different announcement and a link back here. :D
wayfriend wrote:Possibly a federal crime.
Yeah...that one did occur to me too...figured what the hell. :D
lurch wrote:..but then I remembered my buddies at Ft Meade would have let me kno...
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Avatar wrote:Sheesh, relax. :lol: you can have it back when Vain puts it right again. When? Your guess is as good as mine. ;)
Oh, alright. I'll be patient. :P

I'll be at work tomorrow, anyway - not as much time to check the forum.
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Fire Daughter wrote:I was just about to go to the back up site to find out what was going on...
Where there's a different announcement and a link back here. :D
Yeah, I, for one, saw that. After I came here, saw the notice and got the joke, I went over there, for the heck of it, to see if anyone had posted.

Saw your post, Av, and almost made a smartass remark. But then I thought why spoil the joke for someone who hasn't gotten it yet? ;)
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- Is all right special Time Lord code for really not all right at all?

- You're all irresponsible fools!
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Back to normal now :) Great to see the old tradition was well received :)
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Good gag! I was also momentarily convinced that this was all down to the ultra-seditious Tank and that Hashi as its current overlord had been spirited away to Gitmo-by-the-sea, where he was having various of his bodily extremities caringly attached to car batteries... :hairs:

Any chance of links to previous April Fools?
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Post by kevinswatch »

Nice work this year, Vain and Av. :biggrin:
TheFallen wrote:Any chance of links to previous April Fools?
It's pretty easy to find them. Just do a search for "april fools" in the announcements forum, where all old april fools topics have been archived.

I still get a kick out of my fake Fatal Revenant trailer:

kevinswatch.ihugny.com/phpBB2/viewtopic ... pril+fools

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Post by Soarback Grayhare »

I sure was had, and truly bummed. Here I was, finally a member, in the middle of the reread leading up to TLD, and the site goes down. It never entered my mind what day it was. Shows what fun my life is. :cry:
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kevinswatch wrote:
I still get a kick out of my fake Fatal Revenant trailer:

kevinswatch.ihugny.com/phpBB2/viewtopic ... pril+fools

-jay
That was brilliant.

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Is "smoochy-bear" a real .... uh ... term? word? blandishment?
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wayfriend wrote:Is "smoochy-bear" a real .... uh ... term? word? blandishment?
Yes. You would be surprised what endearments attain actual usage.
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Post by Avatar »

Sadly, the best of them all, (the Terry Brooks Hack Team) is lost to posterity.

Still, Aprility Fools was pretty good. That one got me. :D

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Post by lurch »

well something is amiss...the count currently says that there are 57 Insequents on line ..Its a Heinz day at Kevins Watch!
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lurch wrote:well something is amiss...the count currently says that there are 57 Insequents on line ..Its a Heinz day at Kevins Watch!
Heh, I only see 53, but they are all the same one...reminds me of something...I think it was "Mother of Storms"...digital "copies" unlimited...but when they try and merge back into "one,"...not so fun. [some other fictions too.]
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