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Post by Linna Heartbooger »

Knock, knock!
"People without hope not only don't write novels, but what is more to the point, they don't read them.
They don't take long looks at anything, because they lack the courage.
The way to despair is to refuse to have any kind of experience, and the novel, of course, is a way to have experience."
-Flannery O'Connor

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-Elisabeth Elliot, Preface, "A Chance to Die: The Life and Legacy of Amy Carmichael"
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(OK, I'll take the bait, Linna...)

Who's there?
Love prevails.
~ Tracie Mckinney-Hammon

Change is not a process for the impatient.
~ Barbara Reinhold

A government which robs Peter to pay Paul, can always count on the support of Paul.
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Interrupting cow!

(thank you.)
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Linna Heartlistener wrote:Interrupting cow!

(thank you.)
Ummm....
Shouldn't that have gone...

Linna wrote: Knock knock
SD wrote: (Ok, I'll take the bait, Linna) Who
Linna wrote:INTERRUPTING COW
's there?
Just saying.
[spoiler]Sig-man, Libtard, Stupid piece of shit. change your text color to brown. Mr. Reliable, bullshit-slinging liarFucker-user.[/spoiler]
the difference between evidence and sources: whether they come from the horse's mouth or a horse's ass.
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Life is a waste of time
Time is a waste of life
So get wasted all of the time
And you'll have the time of your life
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Vraith wrote:Ummm....
Shouldn't that have gone...

Linna wrote: Knock knock
SD wrote: (Ok, I'll take the bait, Linna) Who
Linna wrote:INTERRUPTING COW
's there?
Just saying.
Nope, we're not done with this round...
Doesn't anybody here know what you say next...?!?!

Cags- hah! Did you craft that youorself just for this or find it?
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Post by Savor Dam »

Yes, I know my lines...just not always present on the Watch.

Interrupting cow, who?
Love prevails.
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Change is not a process for the impatient.
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Savor Dam wrote:Yes, I know my lines...just not always present on the Watch.

Interrupting cow, who?
Yea...not to [MOO!] interrupt...
But I
[who?] know your lines
[MOO!]
too.

And this isn't a [1] thread.
or even a [3] thread....brief aside to Linna...really? a thread about Jesus that begins with a trinity? Really? :biggrin:
I got a great knock knock joke...you start it...
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"Most people are other people. Their thoughts are someone else's opinions, their lives a mimicry, their passions a quotation."
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Post by Savor Dam »

Sorry, V. Until I finish with Linna, I am not going to start another sequence. I'm easy, but not quite that much so.

Of course, since it is apparently a cow joke (and being who I am), I have probably herd it already...
:P
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Post by Linna Heartbooger »

Savor Dam wrote:Interrupting cow, who?
MOO-- drat!
This one doesn't work over play-by-post. :(

If we follow standard Mallory's convention, (?) SD goes next.
"People without hope not only don't write novels, but what is more to the point, they don't read them.
They don't take long looks at anything, because they lack the courage.
The way to despair is to refuse to have any kind of experience, and the novel, of course, is a way to have experience."
-Flannery O'Connor

"In spite of much that militates against quietness there are people who still read books. They are the people who keep me going."
-Elisabeth Elliot, Preface, "A Chance to Die: The Life and Legacy of Amy Carmichael"
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Post by Savor Dam »

Linna's "MOO-- drat!" response also seems to work for ADD Cow, who got distracted and forgot what he was saying. Many levels more ironic when ADD Cow interrupts with something so urgent, then can't remember what the big deal was.

OK...not entirely PC. Readers who don't know me, please temper your offense with the knowledge that there is nobody in my household who even comes close to neurotypical. Trust me, there is no disrespect here!

Since Vraith apparently has one teed up, I will defer to him.:twisted:
Vraith wrote:I got a great knock knock joke...you start it...
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Post by Linna Heartbooger »

Savor Dam wrote:Since Vraith apparently has one teed up, I will defer to him.:twisted:
Vraith wrote:I got a great knock knock joke...you start it...
Hah!

Knock-knock jokes, people; not cross-talk.

We need productivity and a keen focus on the topic begun by the OP, not responsibility-shifting.
This is Mallory's, guys; get crackin'!
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Post by Ananda »

I looked up knock knock jokes and now know several really bad ones!

Knock knock!
Monsters, they eat
Your kind of meat
And they're moving as far as they can
And as fast as they can
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Who's there?
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Post by Linna Heartbooger »

INTERRUPTING COW!!

Just kidding... Ananda's got the ball here.
Probs not my job to say this, but... public service reminder: the Watch is a family forum..

even Mallory's.

Umm, come to think of it, I have a personal stake in that being "especially Mallory's."

Anyways... umm, sorry Ananda... what were you gonna say?
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michaelm wrote:Who's there?
Watch.
Monsters, they eat
Your kind of meat
And they're moving as far as they can
And as fast as they can
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Post by Savor Dam »

[holds tissue box at the ready...]
Love prevails.
~ Tracie Mckinney-Hammon

Change is not a process for the impatient.
~ Barbara Reinhold

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Watch who?
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Post by Vraith »

knock, knock!
Who's there,
i' the name of Beelzebub? Here's a farmer, that hang'd himself

Knock, knock! Who's there
in the other devil's name? here's an equivocator, that could swear

knock, knock!
Who's there?
here's an English tailor come hither, for stealing

Knock, knock!
What are you? But this place is too cold for hell.


knock knock
michaelm wrote:Who's there?

MacDuff.
[spoiler]Sig-man, Libtard, Stupid piece of shit. change your text color to brown. Mr. Reliable, bullshit-slinging liarFucker-user.[/spoiler]
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Vraith wrote:And this isn't a [1] thread.
or even a [3] thread....brief aside to Linna...really? a thread about Jesus that begins with a trinity? Really? :biggrin:
Should not everything I say have a Trinitarian feel to it, really? :biggrin:

Back to you, Ananda!
"People without hope not only don't write novels, but what is more to the point, they don't read them.
They don't take long looks at anything, because they lack the courage.
The way to despair is to refuse to have any kind of experience, and the novel, of course, is a way to have experience."
-Flannery O'Connor

"In spite of much that militates against quietness there are people who still read books. They are the people who keep me going."
-Elisabeth Elliot, Preface, "A Chance to Die: The Life and Legacy of Amy Carmichael"
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