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Posted: Thu Jul 01, 2004 1:05 am
by TRC
dukkha- what you do when someone throws something at you
lor-liarill- the "B" side of Styx's Lorelei
Morin - opposite of more out
Morin- Really Dumb Fella ( cross between moron and cretin )
Rustah- what happens if you leave your sword out in the rain
Bhrathair- Haruchai greeting for each other, "yo' Bhrathair, Whassup ?"
Borillar- famous steel wool soap pad
Cording- what Coveneant should have done with Lena first.
Calllindrill- popular lotion for when you get poison ivy
Herem- all TC's women
Lord's Keep- What the Lords do if they find something
Posted: Thu Jul 01, 2004 2:02 am
by Durris
Cail: A pungent green vegetable.
Korik: The top of a wine bottle.
Bannor: Star-spangled national symbol.
Posted: Thu Jul 01, 2004 2:29 am
by Fist and Faith
TRC wrote:Bhrathair- Haruchai greeting for each other, "yo' Bhrathair, Whassup ?"
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Great job Durris and TRC.
Posted: Fri Jul 02, 2004 9:48 pm
by Chasmys
Melekurion abatha! Duroc minas mill khabaal!
From context, this can only mean "Guess what! I'm going to Disneyland!" (This explains why the Ravers all wince when it is spoken -- wouldn't you?)
Posted: Sat Jul 03, 2004 2:31 am
by Cheval
I thought that Lifeswallower was
a hooker that likes oral
Soulbiter's Teeth - a bitter person's dentures
Wild Magic - a magician that likes to party
Thelma Twofist - one REALLY tough girl
the Sandhold - a bucket at the beach
Dancers of the Sea - "What's the best tuna..."
Arghule - not my ghoul, but our ghoul
Kemper's Pitch - the salesman's talk
Nom - the place where the 38th parallel is located
O.K., I will quit before I get too carried away with these silly definitions.
Posted: Sun Jul 04, 2004 6:37 am
by Haruchai
Posted: Sun Jul 04, 2004 4:01 pm
by TRC
Hellfire wrote:ah-Haru Kenaustin Adrenol
Not recomended for children under 12. Take every four hours to relieve nasal congestion due to allergens. Dicontinue use if problems persist past three days or worsen. Not recomended if you are pregnant or nursing.
This is my Favorite so far. It Came back into my head 2 days after reading it , and I started laughing all over again.
Posted: Sat Jul 31, 2004 4:51 pm
by Reisheiruhime
Chasmys wrote:Melekurion abatha! Duroc minas mill khabaal!
From context, this can only mean "Guess what! I'm going to Disneyland!" (This explains why the Ravers all wince when it is spoken -- wouldn't you?)
True. I hate that place. Y2K, it was all catapulting teacups.
TRC wrote:Herem- all TC's women
I take offense at that.
To annoy my brothers:
Moksha: person without teeth making fun of you
Samadhi: Sam said hi
Posted: Wed Mar 16, 2005 6:20 am
by matrixman
*BUMP*
This thread is too good to be languishing in the back pages!
Fist and Faith wrote:Dromond wrote:Banas Nimoram:
Yes, we have no bananas.
Cracks me up to this day!!!
And it still does! Dromond's demented definitions should be entered into a KW Hall of Fame or something.
Okay, some more silliness from me:
Boulder Fash: rival game to Balderdash, in which you have to correctly guess the speed of an onrushing boulder before you're crushed by it.
Kurash Festillin: potent substance in the Land for curing bad rashes and festering wounds (such as rashes received by a Warward soldier from wearing an ill-fitting uniform, and wounds caused by
kresh getting too close and personal with said soldier.) Extremely fast acting if used in conjunction with hurtloam.
na-Mhoram-wist: deadly martial arts move perfected by SRD
Nelbrin: rival cold medicine to Nyquil. It's the nighttime, sniffling, sneezing, coughing, aching, sleep better so you can kick Despiser butt in the morning medicine.
Nicor: the active ingredient in Nicorettes.
Santonin: controversial music group in the Land led by outspoken front man na-Carlos Santonin. Underground hits include
Black Magic Waynhim and
La Fuente Del Rockworm
Mithil Stonedown: sequel to Black Hawk Down in which our heroes drop into a sleepy village in a foreign land to rescue American tourist Thomas Covenant, but are ambushed by a terrifying mutant force.
Posted: Thu Mar 17, 2005 2:38 am
by The Stoned Downer
Frickin Hilarious!!!!!
Ok Here goes...
Gravelingas - what boy rocks do to girl rocks! (sorry had to say it)
Urvile - description of blind date
clingor - sexually confused Klingon
During Stonedown - what you do while on the stool
Lifeswallower - significant other
Posted: Thu Mar 17, 2005 3:19 am
by The Stoned Downer
Fleshharrower - Drink you get at a bar called Foul's Creche, made from Drool Rockworm Tequila and Vitrum
Earthblood - (Aliantha bloody mary) drink found at Lord's Keep Bar and Grill
Bhapa - belch from Fleshharrower
Loremaster - bartender at Lord's Keep
Amanibhavam - I mean I havin' one more
Haruchai - sound made during violent upheaval of Flesharrower
Hotash Slay - Fouls brand of left handed cigarettes
Mithil Stonedown - halfway through Hotash Slay
Stonedowner - dealer for Hotash Slay
Caesure - reaction from combining Fleshharrower and Hotash Slay
Verge of Wandering - the feeling after too much Hotash Slay
na Mhorams Grim - that feeling after one too many Flesharrowers.
Arch Of Time - all day hangover
Raver - a date that won't shut up
Ringthane - the sound you hear the morning after Foul's Creche
Hurtloam - hangover cure
Posted: Fri Mar 18, 2005 5:14 am
by matrixman
Good stuff, Stoned Downer!
Gravelingas - what boy rocks do to girl rocks! (sorry had to say it)
Urvile - description of blind date
clingor - sexually confused Klingon
During Stonedown - what you do while on the stool
Ooh, we're gonna get banned...
Posted: Tue Apr 05, 2005 7:56 pm
by TRC
Ooh, we're gonna get banned...
At this rate all threads will be locked and everyone will be banned.
Hooray for Freedom !
Posted: Wed Apr 06, 2005 2:39 pm
by a-Jeroth
Ringthane - a reeeaally hot curry the next morning.
Herem - where all my girlfriends all live together? (lol I wish...)
Posted: Wed Mar 15, 2006 7:20 pm
by Fist and Faith
Since these Words came up recently, I figured I'd use it as an excuse to bump this thread again.
Dromond wrote:Banas Nimoram:
Yes, we have no bananas.
Posted: Wed Mar 15, 2006 7:59 pm
by wayfriend
mahdoubt - something exuded by overweening mothers whenever their child contemplates doing something risky. For example:
Guess what, Ma! I got accepted in the warward.
Oh dear. That's so dangerous. Couldn't you be a nice lillianril like your cousin Melvin?
Posted: Thu Mar 16, 2006 9:43 am
by KAY1
Damelon's Door - Entry to the hottest club in the Land (Ya name's not Damelon ya not coming in)
Posted: Thu Mar 16, 2006 9:46 am
by KAY1
Foul's Creche - Nursery for Chickens
Posted: Thu Mar 16, 2006 11:37 am
by Nerdanel
Warward - State of worsening international relations
Eoward - State of improving international relations, especially one in which plans are made for a new Euro-Oceanian Union
Eoman - Male citizen of the Euro-Oceanian Union. See also: Eowoman, Eoperson
Hiltmark - Traditional sigil found in katanas made by accredited Japanese swordsmiths
Warhaft - Reusable wooden pole to which can be attached various different spear etc. heads as required
kresh - Sound of tearing paper; person addicted to tearing up paper, like that guy in Stephen King's Langoliers
Sarangrave Flat - Apartment that has closets and closets full of unused ethnic clothing
Nicor - Hip Swedish nicotine gum brand
"Duroc minas mill khabaal!" - Common Landish pickup line: "Durex of mine would grind thee like flour to [the state of becoming enlightened and understanding] Kabbalah!" (And NOW you understand why the Ravers and such were squicked.)
Defile's Course - Training program that produces sub-par renovators
Seareach - Something that burns every person in the area; indiscriminate napalm bombing
Posted: Thu Mar 16, 2006 11:49 am
by KAY1
Hiltmark - Mark left by the hilt of my sword when I smack you with it
Sandgorgon - Sandcastle version of Medusa
Kevin's Watch - What High Lord Kevin used to tell the time
Lord's Staff - Lord's entourage
Lord's Fire - When a Lord terminates the employment of Lord's Staff
