Food Fight!!!!

Post by **danlo** » Fri Aug 22, 2003 10:30 am

~~~~~radio communique 2 Biff wake up man I'm on Neverness I flew off-planet b4 u knew what was going on. OUT~~~~~~

Post by **Worm of Despite** » Fri Aug 22, 2003 11:09 am

*Auntie Bertha's Best Industrial Strength Super-Lentils hits Foul right between the eyes, knocking him out and causing him to roll violently down the hill*

*When he wakes up, he finds himself amongst the bedlam that is the wasted lunchroom*

SWEET JESUS! They're eating the warhead! Obstinate fools! *Foul rolls over to get up, but he forgot--*

OH SNAPS!!!

*FOUL CRUSHED THE REMOTE CONTROL AS HE ROLLED OVER!!!*

NOOO!!

*The ball goes haywire, rolling, rolling, and rolling*

NO, STOP! I MADE YOU! WOULD YOU KILL THY CREATOR?! OH, FOOIE KABLOOIE! I COMMAND YOU TO--

*THE BALL STEAMROLLS OVER FOUL, CRUSHING HIM TO DEATH!!!!!!*

Post by **Infelice** » Fri Aug 22, 2003 8:48 pm

*sings*

Ding Dong the Despiser's dead....

But wait a minute....what is the Land without a Despiser???

*ponders the possibilities*

Hands up those that think I should try to revive him???? and ....

How does one revive a dead Despiser????

Post by **Reisheiruhime** » Fri Aug 22, 2003 9:35 pm

I'll call Snape. He's sure to have something that'll help with this....

Update, Snape doesn't like it when you suddenly appear in his mind.

We could just have Foul as a ghost, couldn't we? Nearly-Headless Foul?

The Bloody Foul? The Fat Foul? The Foul Lady?

Post by **Reisheiruhime** » Fri Aug 22, 2003 9:49 pm

Oh no, oh no, oh no.... The world of Harry Potter is pulling me in! Heeeelp! No! I have Quidditch robes. And an owl. I have Harry Potter book clubs. And I spend most of my free time trying to make a Marauder's Map! Ah, nooooooo........ The theme-song is stuck in my head.

Ahhhhhggggghhhhh!!!!!!!!! I'm British. *falls over onto the floor, sobbing hystarically* *runs into the kitchen and hides in a cabinet*

Post by **Biff** » Sat Aug 23, 2003 4:11 am

Uh... I still have the staypuff marshmallow cap of immortality... Will that bring him back?

Post by **Worm of Despite** » Sat Aug 23, 2003 2:17 pm

*Foul, now stewing impatiently amongst the Dead, is bent over a thick book called The Illearth War.*

So, those morons broke the Law of Death! Says so right here!

*Foul turns around to give Elena and Foamfollower and Mhoram a quick glance*

Heh, don't pay attention to me. I'm just mouthing off. Well, you guys know how I am. Heh, yeah . . . Um, I'm gonna have to . . .

go.

*Foul snaps his fingers, and a 1990 Honda Civic Hatchback instantly pulls up. Getting in it, he drives off into a red sunset. He sticks his head out the driver-side window and looks back, laughing gleefully

as Bannor eats the Hatchback's dust!*

Suckers!!!

*Just as the car disappears into the sun and leaves all trace of itself, Foul, back in the "real world", opens his eyes, seeing that he's returned to the cafeteria*

Ha, it worked! Ain't it the truth, though? We all knew I'd be comin' back! *picks up a spoon and shakes it like a sword* En garde, KNAVES!!!

Post by **Infelice** » Sat Aug 23, 2003 2:39 pm

Hmmmmm.........That damned Elena has a lot to answer for!!!!!!!!!

Post by **CovenantJr** » Sat Aug 23, 2003 9:54 pm

*brandishes a stick of celery*

Prepare to meet thy maker, thou varlet!

*essays a lunge with the celery, poking Foul in the ribs*

Aha!

Post by **Worm of Despite** » Sun Aug 24, 2003 4:00 am

*Clutches his stomach and reels backwards*

A hit, a very palpable hit!

*curls up into a fetus position and coughs sporadically*

The rest . . . is . . . silence . . .

*head lolls to the side and then becomes motionless*

Post by **Biff** » Sun Aug 24, 2003 6:49 am

Beep... beep...beep...beep...beep...
*A large Mack dump truck backs up to the limp Foul body.*

Errrrrrrk..... Phhhhhhtttttiiishhhhh....
*It stops, the tail end hovers above him.*

Gerrrrrerrrrrrerrrrrrerrrrrrrerrrrrr
*The engine winds up...*

Veeeeeerrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
*The bucket Reaches skyward*

Blap
*A 5 ton pile of Black Eyed Pea's burries Lord Foul, 7 feet deep.*

Awe Yea
*Says Biff as he pokes his head out of the cab.*
"That should hold him!"

Post by **Skyweir** » Sun Aug 24, 2003 9:15 pm

mmm... not for long .. i wager

..

that dastardly line back will rise again .. somewhat like the phoenix

LOL .. dratted Turiya and her suggestive HP Forum advertising lure strategem ..

ooh that was a mouthful

loads up rpg with last weeks indian Vesuvias-Vindalu curry .. a Listy special

prepares some alaska bombes!! <bombe alaska's> and waits for the phoenix to raise his foul head

Post by **Biff** » Mon Aug 25, 2003 4:18 am

*Plops Sky in face with a custard pie for not thinking positively!*

Post by **Skyweir** » Mon Aug 25, 2003 5:10 am

*wipes brow of custard pie assault*

feels decidedly uncomfortable with Biff's use of 'plopping' tactics .. and thinks it time to counter with fuly loaded rpg <Vesuvius-Vindalu curry missile> and lets him have it!!!

*really wishing he'd change his av .. launches a bombed alaska for his av!! kassspplaaaattt!!

SCORE!!!

av now covered with melted sticky sugary icecream/m-stuff and cakey stuff!!

suddenly FOUL erupts from beneath the black eyed pea or bean mountain he was buried under - gasping for breath!!

time for a toad in the hole attack!! launches toads and holes

at Foul!!

a hole hits him fair in the muggins .. and Foul tumbles into its dark abyss .. that even he cant escape from

Post by **duchess of malfi** » Mon Aug 25, 2003 6:58 am

I have faith in Foul -- he will find a way!

Post by **Biff** » Mon Aug 25, 2003 10:26 am

*Plops Duchess in face with a custard pie for not thinking positively, and following in the footsteps of Sky!*

Post by **Worm of Despite** » Mon Aug 25, 2003 10:42 am

*Adagio for Strings, the theme song to PLATOON, plays as Lord Foul crawls forth from out of the abyss! As he reaches the surface he coughs like a madman, fighting for his life*

*Composing himself straight and tall, he hops on the last-remaining lunch table like a cheetah, betraying his large size!*

Oh, children!!! Daddy's home!

*Foul's mouth opens wider than a snake's, and black-eyed peas rush out as if they were swarms of locusts!*

Post by **CovenantJr** » Mon Aug 25, 2003 10:48 am

*CovJr scoops a large dollop of pistachio ice cream using his stick of celery, and flicks it at Foul, catching him square on the nose*

*realising he's onto a good thing, infant TC starts flicking aforementioned pistachio ice cream indiscriminitely at all in the room*

*even manages to land some on Building Maintenance Man's desk*

Post by **Worm of Despite** » Mon Aug 25, 2003 10:51 am

Ah! Groveler! My foeman! *Jumps down from the table, causing the ground to shake and wabble* Have at thee! Porkchop sandwiches, GO!!

*Porkchop sandwiches shoot from Foul's open palms as he bangs them together like Ryu in Streetfighter 2*

Hyruken!!

Post by **CovenantJr** » Mon Aug 25, 2003 11:08 am

*young Roger is caught a glancing blow as he dodges and weaves, sending him tumbling to the food-encrusted floor*

*leaping up to head height, CJr performs a Sagat-style, tenuously-punned Cider Uppercut*

Taste the mouldy apple flavour! Raaaar!

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Food Fight!!!!