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Does that mean I should stop sending you all those private messages about the things I can do with my nine inch tongue? 8O ;) :P
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No, those are fine, just send video next time.
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Cail wrote:When a woman in her '50s makes blatant and unencouraged sexual advances towards me while I'm in a public place (the gym) and working out, won't drop it when I say I'm not interested, gets shitty about it, then moves on to the next guy (who was probably in his late '20s) and tries it again.

That is cougarish behavior.

I'm all for sex. As a (now) single guy, I'm really all for it. But have some tact about it. Don't start graphically describing what your Kegel muscles are going to do to my thingy. That's not the least bit sexy. That would be like me describing the damage I could do to your hoo-hoo given that I do 60 minutes of intense cardio/stamina training every day.
oKAY...see, THANK you. that's the info i wanted. i guess i just wasn't asking the right question. what IS cougarish behavior!!! got it!! ok. i'm not!! i'm not a cougar!!! YAY!!!! Image
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Cameraman Jenn wrote:Think of Mrs. Roper on Three's Company and how she was after Jack. That's a cougar. :biggrin:
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Wow I missed out on this thread right when I was going to enjoy it. A bit late, I wanted to answer Lucimay with a story about my experience.
I'm 23 now, and when I was 21 I worked in fast food during my school breaks. I was a shift leader, and we had hired a middle aged woman, I think between 40-55 (I'm bad at ages). In the next two months I learned what it was like to be sexually harassed in the workplace. It was just awful, she would follow me around and make obscene comments, try to rub up against me, and make direct invitations to sex constantly. I don't know how anyone puts up with this for any amount of time, but I guess I did for two months before I did something about it and got her out of the store. That's the best way I can think of to define 'cougar' (a term I've never heard before). I think that cougar sounds too nice, because I like cougars. This is a person on the same order as the 50 year old guy that does the same thing to the 20 year old girl in the workplace. It's the same thing from the opposite gender, and it was just horrid to go through for that amount of time.
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Yeah, two months of that sucks. I had to put up with the Secretary Bitch for about 9 months, but I guarantee you I didn't do it in silence; I cussed her out several times, and made it plain to everybody in the office (and to and corporate official who visited) that I did not like the way she was treating me. That may be why they fired her; I really don't know. I do know she was one of two people to get fired, and the guy they fired was even weirder than she was.
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