Kevin's Watch

Fortunately, two of them would be easy to get.

Unfortunately they turned out to be incredibly difficult to get

Fortunately, one of them was stuck to the bottom of her shoe.

Unfortunately she never realised this

Fortunately, a good friend reminded her.

Unfortunately the good friend reminded her of the wrong thing

Fortunately, she decided to skip this idea, which had gone completely off the rails, and get back to Vegas.

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Unfortunately after many attempts to win at life, she failed, and lost her entire livelihood

Fortunately, she remembered she was still a detective and after wicked tongue guy.

Unfortunately, she was still broke and stranded in Vegas.

Fortunately she remembered to create a Dick for Hire page on face book

Unfortunately the advertisement was misinterpreted by the denizens of Vegas, and she had to change her phone number after the first day.

Fortunately though she got one caller wanting a Dick for Hire to hunt down a lost kitty

Unfortunately the lost kitty was actually a full-grown Siberian tiger.

Fortunately, she minored in large cat retrieval at detective school.

Unfortunately it was only a minor and she didn't really pay enough attention to her lecturers at Ace Venturer Pet Detective Academy

Fortunately, she overheard people talking about seeing a large cat.

Unfortunately it was the wrong cat

Fortunately, she was able to shoplift numerous cans of tuna fish and a very noisy can opener, so she was soon able to take her choice as every cat in the Las Vegas valley came running to the sound of can after can being opened.

Unfortunately, she once again remembered she was a detective, and shoplifting was illegal.